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<p>I AM DRAMA MAN</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open to Strong Man at the computo}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Man, it's been a while.)<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to show the sneak hiding behing the Cumputo}''<br /> <br /> '''THE SNEAK:''' ''{Nose waggles}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (What? Sir is always not forgetting about us. EVER.)<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Sir in an empty room with no doors}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Ideas are easy to come up with! <br /> <br /> '''OMINOUS VOICE:''' THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING. THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Strong Man}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Yeah, he's the most creative guy ever! Anywhy, let's stab ourselves repeatedly in the forhead with words like.)<br /> <br /> ''{Strong man opens the email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;old timey strong mad&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;hello! hello! would you like to go on ship with pirate. me think you woulds. -piratemen908&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' ''{Typing}'' (Well, Petey Pirate, as much as I'd love to join you on your boat of Weevils and Scurvy, I kinda get seasick. Which is why going on a boat trip someone would be one of the worst things that could ever happen to me eve-<br /> <br /> '''SIR:'' ''{Offscreen}'' WHAT?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Oh dear child no.)<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out. Sir jumps in to frame}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' HO HO! I have come to inform you of your new position on my brand new pirate ship as &quot;Ernest the Red Shirt&quot;. ''{Sir pulls a pirate hat out from hammerspace and puts it on}'' Ready Ernest?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Actually I'd rather not do tha-)<br /> <br /> ''{Extreme close-up on Sir, who's voice is now almost demonic}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' YOU ARE READY.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom back out. Sir's voice is back to normal}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Before we set the sail, we must give you one distinguishing Pie-rate feature. What'll it be?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Uh...)<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Wooden leg it is! <br /> <br /> ''{Sir pulls out a saw}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' ''{Screams}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a pirate ship, with The Sneak, Old man Bubs, Sir and Strong Man. Sir is still wearing his hat, Strong Man has a wooden leg and is wincing in pain. The Sneak is perched in Sir's shoulder, wearing a clip on beak, and Old Man Bubs is wearing two eyepatches over both his eyes}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Isn't this fun, chappos?<br /> <br /> '''THE SNEAK:''' ''{Nose Waggles}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' They say Chappos now!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (I'm going to go out on a whim and say this is the second worst thing ever, after the dirt factory.)<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' We made a profit, didn't we?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Well, you did...)<br /> <br /> ''{Very long pause. Everyone just looks around whilst seagulls squawk in the background}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (We're not even in any water.)<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to reveal that the boat is embedded in the sand}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Do not question my methods!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (Well, pirates generally tend to be on SEA...)<br /> <br /> '''OLD MAN BUBS:''' Sir, I think he's attempting to start a mutiny!<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' 'Tis true! Make him walk the plank!<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to the plank. Strong Man is standing on it, and Sir is standing behind him, holding a machete}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR:''' Eat the plank!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (What?)<br /> <br /> ''{All of a sudden, The Homestar Runner swoops in on a rope, doing a front flip and landing behind Sir}''</div>

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