Brerose: this has totally become a satire now :( also sorry this one is short

2013-09-13T23:38:19Z

this has totally become a satire now :( also sorry this one is short

Brerose: Created page with ''''SUMMARY:''' Frank Stein becomes an electrical beast of mass destruction. Who likes tea. == Transcript =='

2013-09-13T23:10:09Z

Created page with ''''SUMMARY:''' Frank Stein becomes an electrical beast of mass destruction. Who likes tea. == Transcript =='

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'''SUMMARY:''' Frank Stein becomes an electrical beast of mass destruction. Who likes tea.

== Transcript ==

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		+	''{Some random dude is hit by a bus and taken to the morgue. HIS BODY IS THEN STOLEN, OH NOS. A mad scientist works on it in his life.}''
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		+	'''LEX LUTHOR:''' IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!
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		+	''{Frank sits up, and punches Lex into a wall.}''
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		+	'''FRANK:''' I have such a hankering for tea right now. AND DESTRUCTION. Mostly tea.
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		+	''{Frank heads to a tea shop, crushing the door open. Electricity surges through him, as he picks up the barista, electrocutes him, and then brews a '''mean''' cup of Earl Grey.}''
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		+	'''FRANK:''' Ah, this is relaxing.
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		+	''{People run around screaming around him, as the seven-foot monster sips his tea. He then leaves through the monster-sized hole, as tanks chase him.}''
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		+	'''FRANK:''' Stupid tanks. DISTURBING MY TEA.
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		+	''{He crushes the tanks with his electrical fists, as Lexington sky dives down.}''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Yo gate, you need to calm your cracker ass down.
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		+	'''FRANK:''' Why should I? I'm an undead monster!
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' I have lots of that special brew you love, hepster.
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		+	'''FRANK:''' I'm in.
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		+	''{They ride off on Strange's pet unicorn, to the JIVE SQUAD LAIR. Also this was totally terrible.}''
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		+	'''''FIN.'''''