Brerose: lexington invented jive talk

2013-09-13T22:49:03Z

lexington invented jive talk

Brerose: i'll get to it eventually

2013-09-13T21:15:43Z

i'll get to it eventually

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'''SUMMARY:'' Lexington Strange is one cool-ass motherfucker.

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		+	''{THE 1900s, SOME RANDOM YEAR. Prof. Lexington Strange is walking down the street, all jive and stuff, eating fried chicken. A man approaches him on the street.}''
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		+	'''ALCHEMIST:''' Hey little bo- oh wait you're old. Whatever, do you want to buy MAGIC?
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Yo gate, I'll buy all that smooth magic jazz, ya hear?
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		+	'''ALCHEMIST:''' Why the hell are you talking like that? Anyways, just give me all your belongings.
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		+	''{Instantly, Strange begins to strip down, until the Alchemist tells him to stop and just give him possession. So, he gives him the fried chicken.}''
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		+	'''ALCHEMIST:''' Here's your magic.
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		+	''{WHITE SMOKE. ALCHEMIST VANISHES.}''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' I don't feel no different.
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		+	''{20 YEARS LATER, STRANGE STILL LOOKS YOUNG.}''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Woah, that white cracker turned me immortal, black don't crack.
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		+	''{PRESENT DAAAY}''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' I'm a bitter old hep cat.
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		+	''{Two agents barge into Strange's house.}''
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		+	'''AGENT 1:''' Hello, Eustace Baldings, OR SHOULD WE SAY PROF. LEXINGTON STRANGE!
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' OH SHIT, IT'S THE G-MAN. I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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		+	'''AGENT 2:''' Relax, Strange. We're not here to perform experiments on you, we already have a vampire for that. We need your help.
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' I'm hep, I'm listenin'.
		+
		+	'''AGENT 1:''' We need you to form a team to investigate Strangetown. Just because the plot demands it.
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		+	'''THE PLOT DEMANDS ITTT'''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' I'm game, I'm game, what's in it for me, gates?
		+
		+	'''AGENT 2:''' We don't arrest you.
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Aight, aight. I shall call it...'''SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN WHORES'''
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		+	'''AGENT 2:''' No.
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' You' messing with my mojo, k, I call it...'''A MONKEY'S UNCLE'''
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		+	'''AGENT 1:''' No.
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Uh... '''THE JIVE SQUAD''', is that good enough for you, hepsters?
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		+	'''AGENT:''' It'll work. We'll be going now.
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		+	''{SMOKE BOMB, THEY VANISH.}''
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		+	'''STRANGE:''' Now to assemble a team, yo'.
		+
		+	'''''FIN.'''''

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