Super Sam: 12 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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==Overview==
'''STINKOMAN K EMAIL #35!!'''

{{cast}} Stinkoman K, Cheataze, Homecheat Runner, [[User:Meh/Stinkocheat K|Stinkocheat K]], Cheat Bad, Homcheat, Cheat Mad, Cheat Sad, Cheatzipan, The Cheat of Town, The Cheatsmith, Cheat Z, Bubcheat, Cheat Pom, Homecheat Winner.

'''Length:''' About 130 lines. (Go ahead! Count them!)

Stinkoman K discovers a lost dimension...

==Transcript==
===Part 1: It Begins...===
'''STINKOMAN K:''' Woah! Two email episodes in one day! Will the wonders ever seise?
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{doesn't even read the email}'' ...what in the name of Homsar is this?! Is this a virus? No, it can't be. it couldn't have gotten through my awesome virus shield. Hey, Cheataze!

''{Cheataze comes out from under the desk. A thud is heard.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ow, my legs. ''{He puts Cheataze on his lap}'' Hey, Cheataze, can you read this?

''{cut to a close up of Cheataze face. His eyes and mouth are wide open and gradually, the camera zooms into him}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{voices drowned out}'' I donno why I'm asking you, but I just wanna see if you know, cause <small>you're a The Cheat and...</small>

''{pan out back to the normal camera angle}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...which is why the cookies smell so bad after 3 minutes in the oven. So I had to-

'''CHEATAZE:''' ''{screams random Cheatese and runs out the door}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' What the crap?! Cheataze!

''{Stinkoman K runs after him, cut to the field where Cheataze jumps into a line and disappears; Stinkoman K enters stage right}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' What? This email just gets weirder and weirder...

''{Stinkoman K reaches his right arm into the line. It disappears until he pulls it out}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Woah...well, then. Looks like gonna have to jump!

''{Stinkoman K jumps into the line and disappears completely. The line then shrivels into nothingness. Cut to a rainbow of colors swirling around with Stinkoman K falling into the center}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ahhh! Somebody help me before I get a seizure! I have epilepsy!

''{Stinkoman K disappears in the center.}''

''{End of Part 1.}''

===Part 2: The Discovery===
''{Beginning of Part 2. Setting: Nothing. Stinkoman K's sight. He is gradually opening his eyes}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{woozy}'' Woah...what..what happened last night? I gotta cut down on the...the..Runnerburgers...

''{image comes into vision of a white The Cheat with a blue propeler cap on.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' WAHH! What kind of The Cheat are you?!

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' ''{Cheatese}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Right, now that's make PERFECT sense! Wait, no it doesn't-what do you mean?

''{Homecheat Runner continues to talk cheatese as the camera moves across the Field. The location looks similar to FCUSA, but with The Cheats are everywhere}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Wait, so you're saying that every single character in my dimension has a the Cheat version in yours?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' ''{Cheatese; gives Stinkoman K a set of headphones}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ok.

''{Stinkoman K puts the headphones on; the rest of the dialouge spoken by The Cheats will be in english}''

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Can you hear me now?

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{stands there wide-eyed}''

''{pause}''

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Good. Now let's continue. You are now in the t34 c43@t dimension.

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{snaps back to normal}'' Right. So, is ''my'' The Cheat form here?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' No, actually. Whenever a character comes to our dimension, their The Cheat form disappears.

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh. That would make sense. Considering-

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' -the paradoxes? Yes. So what we do is change the visitors into The Cheats. You know, to "blend in with the crowd"?

'''STINKOMAN K:''' So I would become Stinkocheat K?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Exactly.

'''STINKOMAN K:''' So, how do I do it?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Just push the yellow button on the headphones.

''{close up on the headphones. Stinkoman K pushes the yellow button and a flash fills the screen. At fade in, Stinkoman K becomes Stinkocheat K}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Sweet!

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' You can take the headphones off now.

''{he does so}''

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Although we sound like you're speaking english, actually, we are speaking Cheatese at the moment, and so are you, but no one can understand us but each other.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Makes perfect sense. So, why did you email me gibberish and ask for help?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Oh, right. The "gibberish" we sent you was cordinates to our dimension. We figured that only your The Cheat would understand it and follow you to it.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Oh! Ok.

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Speaking of which, he's over there talking to Cheat Bad.

''{cut to Cheataze talking to Cheat Bad by The Stick.}''

'''CHEAT BAD:''' So I was checkin' my Cheat-mail, and I DELCHEATED a few, I read a few, and-

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Cheataze!

'''CHEATAZE:''' Yo! 'Sup, K!

''{back the Stinkocheat K and Homecheat Runner}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' <small>SWEET!</small> So, why did you ask me for help?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' We wanted your superior challenging and fighting abilities to do battle with the ultimate bad guy here, Homecheat Winner. He's my brother, unfortunatly.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' So let's go kick some Cheat butt, then!

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Woah there, tiger. We still have to introduce the rest of the gang!

''{cut to another part of the Field. Homcheat is there.}''

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Here's Homcheat. He's like your Homsar.

'''HOMCHEAT:''' AAaaaAaaAa! Why does the cheese crumble?

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' I can see that.

''{Cheat Mad runs across the screen}''

'''CHEAT MAD:''' DAAHH!!

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Woah! Where's the fire, man?!

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' That's Cheat Mad.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Oh, ok. So, can we just cut to a montage and get this over with?

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' I guess so.

''{cue montage of each character: Cheat Sad stands there and sighs. Cheat Bad does a Double Deuce. Cheatzipan waters her radish garden. The Cheat of Town stuffs his face in butter. The Cheatsmith shovels his whatsit. Cheat Z blows his whistle. Bubcheat does his "Check it out" dance. Cheat Pom talks on his Cheat Pilot}''

''{cut to a white screen with Stinkocheat K}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW FOR PART 3, PEOPLE!

''{End of Part 2}''

===Part 3: The Battle===
''{Beginning of Part 3. Setting: A rocky terrain at the foot of a creepy looking mountain. The Brothers Cheat, Stinkocheat K, Homecheat Runner, Cheataze, and Homcheat are staring at a large castle on top of the mountain}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Ok, can we stop staring dramaticly at the castle and GO ALREADY?

'''CHEAT SAD:''' I just came to see the mayhem and pain... ''{sighs}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' ''{to Homecheat}'' Wow, he's worse than our Strong Sad.

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Well, he's not as strong in our dimension.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' ''{laughs}'' Ok, Cheat roll call! Cheat Bad!

'''CHEAT BAD:''' Yo.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Cheat Mad?

'''CHEAT MAD:''' Dah.

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Homcheat?

''{Homcheat just sits there}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' ...okay, you're here. Cheataze!

'''CHEATAZE:''' Whaddya think?

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Okay, we're set!

''{cut to the entrance. The gang walks by it where there is a small machine mounted on the wall next to the door}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Looks like we need a password.

'''HOMECHEAT RUNNER:''' Lemme see...

''{he types in "omg homecheat winna iz teh roxorz!!!11" and as buzzer is heard}''

'''CHEAT BAD:''' Email?

''{buzz}''

'''CHEAT MAD:''' DAHH?

''{buzz}''

'''HOMCHEAT:''' AaaAAaAAAAaAaa-

''{buzz}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Wait. I know! ...''{bleep}''!

''{ding! The screen says "'pokemon' accepted"}''

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Alright, let's go.

''{cut to the throne room where Homecheat Winner is sitting}''

'''HOMECHEAT WINNER:''' Ahh...It's good to be dictator of a dimension.. ''{door opens}'' Wah?!

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Alright, Nerdcheat Winner! Time to put you to bed!

'''HOMECHEAT WINNER:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Oh, I'm quivering in my non-existant boots! Bring it on, Shorty!

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Oh, it is SO on.

''{fight scene. Homecheat Winner dodges the first three punches thrown at him, followed by a kick to the ground. Stinkocheat K gets up and uppercuts him to the ceiling. Homecheat Winner then pile drives Stinkocheat K to the wall. Cheat Bad steps up and does the one-two punch technique, where his first punch is slow and easy to dodge, and his next punch is quick and strong. Homecheat Winner falls to the ground.}''

'''HOMECHEAT WINNER:''' ''{weak}'' You...you'll never...stop...me!

'''STINKOCHEAT K:''' Hmph. Homcheat?

'''HOMCHEAT:''' AAAaAaAaAAAaaAAAaAAAAaAAAaaAaaAAaaaAAA-

'''HOMECHEAT WINNER:''' ''SHUT UP!!'' Fine...I'm too weak and permenantly damaged to rule, anyway. I...I give up.

''{all of the The Cheats cheer}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{narration}'' And so, Homecheat Winner was defeated for good, and is currently being cared for by Cheatzipan. Afterwards, Cheat Bad made a successful email show, and Bubcheat had a more major part in the cast. The End.

''{cut to the Brandy}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{typing}'' So, there you have it, Mr. Shmoe. ''{not typing}'' This email was long! I'd like to thank the patient fans for standing for my laziness. CREDITS!

==Credits==
*'''Director:''' Cherry Greg
*'''Clapper Loader:''' Whatshisname
*'''Cast'''
**'''Stinkoman K:''' Stinkoman K
**'''Cheataze:''' Ted Cheat
*'''Graphics Designer:''' MSPaint
*'''Voices for The Cheats:'''
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**Strong Sad
**Strong Mad
**Homsar
**Homeschool Winner
**And Stinkoman K as Cheataze and Stinkocheat K
*'''Special Thanks'''
**The Patient Fans
**My laziness
**My computer
**My hands
**My writers cramp
**The Brothers Chaps
**and Joey Day for creating the wiki.
*'''[[Stinkoman K Emails/Inbox|CLICK HERE TO EMAIL STINKOMAN K]].'''

==Fun Facts==
*Runnerburger was from the commentary of the Yello Dello DVD.
*Pokemon being censored is from [[Stinkoman K Emails/nerdygaming|the previous email]].
*Homcheat helping defeat Homecheat Winner is a refrence to [[Stinkoman K Emails/homsar|homsar]] (my email).
*This is, obviously, my longest email.

==Quick Links==
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