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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
{{cast}} Stinkoman K, Homestar, Cheataze, Strong Sad.<br />
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Stinkoman K rants about restaurants.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''STINKOMAN K:''' Big bucks! No whammys! Aaaand...''{pulls up the email}'' STOP!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: 24/7 all you can eat</div><br />
Hey Stinkoman,<br /><br />
What would you eat if you were at a<br /><br />
five star 24/7 all you can eat restaurant<br /><br />
where everything was free?<br /><br />
-Znex<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Wow, if this were an actual prize, it'd be that Lifetime Supply of M&Ms. ''{clear screen}'' Well, Z-nex, this has always been a tough question in my mind. Since it depends on what type of restaurant you're talking about. In fast food restaurants, the question should be restated: "What ''wouldn't'' I eat?"<br />
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''{cut to the fast food restaurant, Burger Emperor. Stinkoman K is at the counter with Homestar at the register on the other side}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Welcome to Burger Emperor, your burger dictator, may I take your order?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Yeah, I'll have the Fart Burger meal, make it a large. With some Cola-Cola. And the Chicken Emperor Kiddie Meal, with some Cheat Drink. Aaaand, a green toy for Cheataze.<br />
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'''CHEATAZE:''' Meh!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' For here?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Uhh...<br />
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''{Stinkoman K turns around to see a huge party going on behind him. Every table is filled with children running everywhere and increasingly annoyed parents. The mascot, a giant burger, is being tackled on}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{looks back at Homestar}'' Nah, I'll take it home.<br />
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''{cut back to the Brandy}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{typing}'' Now, if you're talking about a fancy restaurant, even I don't know.<br />
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''{cut to the fancy restaurant, Le Empeurer de Bugeur. Stinkoman K is reading the menu.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{reading badly} Le Bashion de Brillionante''?! What the phlarg is that?! Oh. ''{reading}'' "Slugs dipped in mayonnaise and battered in frying oil." Eww...sounds...appetizing...<br />
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''{Strong Sad enters in a waiter's uniform}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Welcome, are you ready for your food?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Yeah. Do you have ''fries''?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uhh...no.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Are you sure? I mean, I can't find anything edible here.<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Just pick something.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Alright, fine. I'll just have some Pork Loaf with cheese.<br />
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''{time transition; Stinkoman K is slowly getting more and more tired. He soon falls asleep. Cut back to the Brandy}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Now, under the conditions you mentioned, Znex, I think I would do just that. Just for a longer period of time. So, until next time: Have It Your Way!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*"Big bucks, no whammies!" is a line commonly said by contestants on [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|Press Your Luck]]. A lifetime supply of M&Ms is a prize on there.<br />
*Cheat Drink is from [[Stinkoman K Emails/cheat fun|cheat fun]].<br />
*Colored toys are from [[HRWiki:drive-thru|drive-thru]].<br />
*"Have It Your Way" is the slogan for [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]].<br />
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