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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
{{cast}} Shadowy Figure, Stinkoman K, Professor Star, Stan, Strong Bad K, Cheataze, Tampo.<br />
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'''Length:''' 51 lines<br />
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Stinkoman K gets locked in a cage with his archenemy.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{cut to a view from a cage door. The Shadowy Figure is standing on the other side}''<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' AND STAY IN THERE! ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{cut to Stinkoman K at the Brandy. A dark gray background is seen behind the screen}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Happy 40th Email time!<br />
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<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
Dear Stanko k,<br><br />
If you were locked in a cage with <br><br />
Your mortal enemy, <br><br />
Would you survive??? <br><br />
From a butt <br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Stanko? Well, Mr. Butt, I think you stank! -o. ''{clears screen}'' Well, butt, how convenient because...<br />
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''{pan out to show Stinkoman K in a jail cell with Professor Star, 20X6 Homeschool Winner}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...I'm doing that right now...<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Would you quit it with that email garbage? You're going to give me an aneurysm.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Whatever. I'm done with it anyway. I'm-a gonna play some Spider Solitaire.<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' As long as it shuts you up.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{turns head towards Prof. Star; annoyed}'' You know, I didn't want to do this, either!<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Well, you ''had'' to be an eyewitness to my plan!<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' You were throwing water balloons!<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Yeah, but they were ''scientific'' water balloons.<br />
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''{Stinkoman K groans and turns back to his computer}''<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' How are you even getting Wi-Fi on that thing?<br />
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''{Stinkoman K doesn't answer. Pan to the next cell over where Stan is with a router and holding a DS}''<br />
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'''STAN:''' Yes! Now I can get to the Global Trade Center perfectly!<br />
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''{cut back to Stinkoman K and Prof. Star's cell.}''<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' No, move the seven of clubs.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh, right.<br />
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''{long pause}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Alright, that's boring. We need to find a way out!<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Obviously, but how?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, we don't have a small rodent to take the nonexistent key from the guard.<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Of course, it's voice activated.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Nor do we have a piece of soap or a transforming thing to become a key...<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Which we don't need.<br />
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'''VOICE:''' But I can help!<br />
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''{pan back to Stan's cell, where Strong Bad K is}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD K:''' Yes, it is I, Strong Bad K! The most minor of them all, never coming out to save the day or anything.<br />
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''{Strong Bad K rushes towards the wall}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD K:''' SUUUUPEEERRRR PUUUUNCH!!!<br />
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''{Strong Bad K jabs the wall...to no avail. Then he transforms back into Stan}''<br />
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'''STAN:''' Oww!! Ow-ow-ow!! Ooooohhh!!<br />
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''{cut back to Stinkoman K and Prof. Star's cell}''<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Well, that was a waste of phalanges.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' And fingers...well, I'll just go back to my internets.<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' I'll care to Stan.<br />
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''{Stinkoman K sits on the floor again and puts the Brandy on his lap. He starts the following chat with Cheataze}''<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>Chat with Stinkok22, flamingcheat9</div><br />
STINKOK22: Nope. Strong Bad K did nothing.<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: ouch<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: whats the bail<br><br />
STINKOK22: 60,000 Stinko Dollars<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: double ouch<br><br />
STINKOK22: For crimes against water balloons.<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: lol<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: im saving up some S$ for a gameguy sz, and it<br><br />
costs 100,000 stinko$<br><br />
STINKOK22: Well, how much did you save?<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: 80,492<br><br />
STINKOK22: WHAT THE PHARGTL?!<br><br />
STINKOK22: Break us out, then!<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: Ouch...<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: i wanted that gameguy...<br><br />
STINKOK22: -_-<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: lol jk<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9: brt<br><br />
FLAMINGCHEAT9 signed off.</blockquote><br />
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''{Cheataze arrives with the money at the cage door}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Cheataze!!<br />
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'''CHEATAZE:''' Meeh!<br />
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''{Tampo pokes in and talks to the voice activated lock}''<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' ''{sigh}'' They got bailed.<br />
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''{The cage door opens and Stinkoman K leaves with Cheataze}''<br />
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'''PROF. STAR:''' Hey, wait! What about me?!<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' What? Do ''you'' have 60,000 Stinko Dollars and a The Cheat to break you out?<br />
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''{cut to the Brandy in Stinkoman K's computer room}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Don't worry, Stinkoman K fans! I'm saving the good stuff for the 50th email!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on "fans" to see whatever happened to Stan.<br />
===Easter Egg Transcript===<br />
''{cut to Stan's cell. Stan has bandages on his left hand}''<br />
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'''STAN:''' Hellooooo? Anyone? At least get me a pizza!<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' Only three more days until you did you're time, Stan!<br />
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'''STAN:''' ''Three days?!'' Aww...<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
*Professor Star appeared previously in [[Stinkoman K Emails/nemesis|an old email]].<br />
*The GameGuy SZ was referenced earlier in [[Stinkoman K Emails/30emails|the 30th email]].<br />
*Stan made the perfect pizza in [[Stinkoman K Emails/recipes|recipes]].<br />
*The Global Trade Center is from [[Wikipedia:Pokemon Diamond and Pearl|Pokemon Diamond and Pearl]].<br />
==Quick Links==<br />
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