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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
{{cast}} Stinkoman K, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Strong Sad.<br />
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Stinkoman K goes through his inbox and goes insane trying to empty it.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Stinkoman K is already sitting at the Brandy. There is a long silence}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' I donno, I'm in the mood for another email.<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>Stinkoman K's Inbox</div><br />
YOU HAVE 9 NEW EMAILS<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' WAH! That is not the small number of emails I see every day! That is the big number of emails Strong Bad sees every day! ...and there all...''for me?!'' Oh, jeez. I gotta empty this inbox.<br />
<br />
''{Stinkoman K stands up and faces the screen. Pan out to show the computer room.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Alright, everyone. In honor of this, my...''{counts}'' thirty-eighth email, I'm going to empty my inbox. Ready-go!<br />
<br />
''{He sits down and opens the first email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: do all this</div><br />
Dear Stinkoman K,<br><br />
What would happen if you:<br><br />
-Drank cola<br><br />
-Ate pop rocks<br><br />
-Sucked up helium<br><br />
All at the same time?<br><br />
<br />
Totally not trying to kill you,<br><br />
-Homestar tiger<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, Tiger-person...uhh...I would seriously injure myself doing that, so I'll use Homsar as a dummy to see what would happen if I did it!<br />
<br />
''{cut to the field. Stinkoman K is standing next to Homsar. Stinkoman K inserts Pop Rocks, a can of Coldson Lite, and a balloon into his open mouth and backs up. Homsar then wobbles around gradually getting more intense and suddenly running offscreen. A small explosion is heard in the distance. Homsar enters black with smoke. Cut back to the Brandy}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...no comment. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: pugs</div><br />
Dear Stinkoman K,<br><br />
Do you like pugs? I like pugs! <br><br />
They have pushed in little noses and<br> <br />
they look like hams!<br><br />
-Kristanni<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Pugs? Umm...maybe. I'm not a dog person, myself, but pugs are kinda cute. But they have breathing problems, don't they? Well, I guess they're ''a little'' cute, though I prefer cats. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: challenge-athon</div><br />
Want to win $500 dollars?<br><br />
Then join the Planet K Challenge-athon!<br><br />
You'll meet other challengeers and all that<br><br />
persperating crap.<br><br />
<br><br />
Whatever-ly yours, <br><br />
ApocalypX<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Hmm...nah. I'll forward this to Stinkoman later, he'll like that. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: questions</div><br />
Dear S to the tinko to the man to the K,<br><br />
Why are you so blue?<br.<br />
Did anything happen in your childhood that made you blue?<br><br />
Also, I'm plaing a game of monopoly and I don't know what to get...<br><br />
Kentucky Avenue, or Illinois Avenue. I NEED AN ANSWER NOW!<br><br />
I like Gobstoppers,<br><br />
-X66x66<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Alright, lemme make a compiled list of my answers, since to asked so many. Firstly, I donno. Maybe it's some kinda trait, or whatever. Though that ''would'' explain my dad's blood type. Second, Illinois Avenue, definitely. I've been there, and it's got the coolest crap. Third, yes, I like gobstoppers, too. Lastly, nice name. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: weird stuff</div><br />
Dear Stinkoman K,<br><br />
What kinds of weird, and I mean REALLY weird things happen in your area?<br><br />
-Pteraxx<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Weird stuff, eh, Ptery? Well...<br />
<br />
''{Montage. A clip show of various strange moments starts. First, Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan getting crushed by the foot from Monty Python. Then the "Easter Eggs" toon. Lastly, a few caffenated Strong Sad moments.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...maybe. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: </div><br />
Dear Stinkoman K,<br><br />
I have recieved 105 Stinko Cash! :D<br><br />
Just for the record, do you think 1-up will earn THAT type of cool points or cash?<br><br />
From an awesome user who is not banned,<br><br />
20EXTY6<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh, COME ON, man! ''{holds up his hand holding something invisible}'' See all these cool points? Cause if you don't, you ain't cool! And 1-Up, IS. NOT. COOL. For the record, he has '''two''' cool points. ''TWO.'' I have ''8868''. That's almost 9000! NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: shapeshifter</div><br />
Stinkoman K,<br><br />
What would you do if you could shapeshift?<br><br />
From the awexome shapeshifter and 30X6 guy,<br><br />
StinkOmega<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh, wow! What a unique question. I guess I would turn into a rodent for some time. Like a guinea pig, or a ferret. Then maybe I could turn into a The Cheat again. Well, that's what Cheat Drinks are for. But that would still be pretty cool. Those drinks taste like crap, anyway. NEXT!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: started an email show!</div><br />
Dear Stinkoman K,<br><br />
<br><br />
I just recently started an email show! Dou you<br><br />
think you could give me some tips on making it?<br><br><br />
<br />
-CashWheel<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' WHEEL! OF! CASH! ''{imitation applause}'' Man, that would be a good game show! Well, CashWheel, I only have one nugget of advice for you: ''{sigh} Update normally.'' Please, I had to learn that the hard way. LAST!<br />
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<blockquote class="stinkokbrandy"><br />
<div>subject: shiny balls on hands?</div><br />
Hey Stinko K,<br><br />
How do you type with balls on your hands?<br><br />
-Znex<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Because I can! DELETED!<br />
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''{BRAAAAMP!!}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, there we go. I'm all emailed out for the week. See ya!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down. It says, "Ok, NOW you can email Stinkoman K"}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*A few references to [[User:Stinkoman K/Stinkocheat K|Stinkocheat K]] are in the second to last email.<br />
*Stinkoman K's first line is a reference to the [[Stinkoman K Emails/drawing|previous email]], which was written 45 minutes before this one.<br />
*Wheel of Cash is a reference of the intro to "[[Wikipedia:Wheel of Fortune|Wheel of Fortune]]".<br />
*Yes, I'm a cat person.<br />
*Znex's email is based on the "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email that Strong Bad gets often.<br />
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==Quick Links==<br />
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