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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
{{cast}} Stinkoman K, Stinkoman, Sterrance, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Homsar, Strong Mad.<br />
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'''Length:''' 39 lines<br />
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Stinkoman K describes the positives of Homsar.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''STINKOMAN K:''' Email...you never know what will happen next.<br />
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''{At that moment Stinkoman runs across the room screaming, followed by a stampede of Sterrances. 1-Up and Pan Pan following them all}''<br />
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'''1-UP:''' PUDDING!!! PUDDING!!! PUDDING!!!<br />
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'''PAN PAN:''' Baddalang.<br />
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''{zoom out to them all being crushed by a giant foot; SFX: fart}''<br />
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''{cut back the the Brandy. Stinkoman K was looking on and was speechless.}''<br />
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<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
<div>subject:homsar</div><br />
Dear STINKOMAN K!!!<br><br />
Do you hate Homsar? I hate Homsar!<br><br />
Crapfully yours,<br><br />
Homsar Hater<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{screams "STINKOMAN K!!!"}'' How...''DARE'' you! Homsar is a major contribution to our society! Come on! <br />
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''{cut to a picture of Homsar standing out in a field.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just..just look at that guy! He's awesome! He's...short...fat...and, Squeaky! He has Squeaky on his head!<br />
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''{Stinkoman K walks in}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{talking like he's on a commercial}'' And he can help you with a lot of different tasks!<br />
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''{cut to the Brandy. Homsar is sitting at it}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{narrating}'' Like writing spam mail...<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AAaAAaAaaAaAAAaAaaaAaaaAAaAAAaaAaaAAAA!!!!<br />
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''{he typed the following:}''<br />
<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
<div>Compose SPAMZORZ!!11</div><br />
BDFJgdfkblfglbh/rskhy;lrdk35?U,;ku$^U?u'$%^li56U<^Y<MT$^G$T^<br><br />
RTKMY$^T^RTH%yH$%7yU^Uuj%j%KJ%&JK^k7K^Kui%Uj^KJ%&Kij%&<br><br />
JyU%^uj^U%^JH56J^%UY67<br><br />
GHjH^b45YU56J5JK%&N^UjH%j%7hU76<Br><br />
HYH%yhTygH%^YhYj%hj5<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{cut to the field. Homsar is standing next to Strong Mad}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{narrating}'' Annoying the crap out of people so they would leave you alone...<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaAAaaaAAaaa!! I like the eyelash warrior!!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT YOU SAY?!<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaAAaaAaAA!!! You just won a pony car kitty at Kentuk-aruka!!!<br />
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''{Strong Mad runs away}''<br />
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''{cut to a court room, Homsar is sitting in the defendant's podium}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...and lawyer!<br />
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'''JUDGE:''' How do you plead?<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaaAaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAaAaaAaaaaAaAAAA-<br />
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'''JUDGE:''' Alright! Alright! You're free to go! Just get him out of my court room!<br />
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''{cut back to the field with Stinkoman K and Homsar}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AAaAAAAaaAa! Why wait?! I won the super time place green man!<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' That's right! And you can borrow him now for any need! Only for $19.95! BUT WAIT! There's more!<br />
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''{cut to a yellow screen with Homsar's bowler in the center}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Order now and you'll get your own Squeaky FREE with your paid order!<br />
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''{cut to a screen that says:}''<br />
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<pre><br />
HOMSAR<br />
Borrow today!<br />
$19.95!<br />
Squeaky FREE!<br />
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1-800-555-2400<br />
<a bunch of really tiny text><br />
</pre><br />
'''NARRATOR:''' Call 1-800-555-2400 now for your week-long borrowation of Homsar! ''{says gibberish really quickly}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*"WHAT YOU SAY?" is a line from the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" internet craze.<br />
*The foot is from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Monty Python]].<br />
*$19.95 and the free gift is the most common price for items ordered off commercials.<br />
*2400 is the last numbers of the phone number of the shopping company [[Wikipedia:Bamzu|Bamzu]].<br />
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==Quick Links==<br />
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