Super Sam: 9 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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9 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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==Overview==
{{cast}} Stinkoman K, Cheataze

'''Length:''' 29 lines

Stinkoman K orders cheese online.

==Transcript==
''{Setting is the computer room. The Brandy is absent, and the table is covered with dust. Eventually, Stinkoman K walks in and takes the dusty Brandy out from under the table}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Thanks, Cheataze.

'''CHEATAZE:''' Meh.

''{Stinkoman K opens the Brandy up and clicks on the Email icon}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' All right...email time!

<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy>
<div>Welcome stinkok22, You have 3 unread messages.</div>
-pokemon<br />
-Name<br />
-cheese<br />
-d00d!11 tis iz weerd!!111<br />
-FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: A Sad Story<br />
-New carpet and flooring for only $39.95!!!<br />
-SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!
</blockquote>

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ohh! Let's open....cheese.

''{He clicks on the "cheese" email and it opens.}''

<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy>
<div>subject:cheese</div>
Dear Stinkoman K,<br />
<br />
Do you like cheese? Cause if you do, theres a cheese shop on the corner of ABC and 1-2-3<br />
<br />
From,<br />
Not the cheese factory
</blockquote>

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh, I hate it when poeple don't give their names! Or, at least user names! Ok, you're name is...Mike ''{backspaces "Not the cheese factory" and types "Mike"}'' ...ey ''{adds "y" to the end}'' ...Thyme. ''{types "[[HRWiki:Thyme|Thyme]]" as a last name}'' Ok.

''{clears the screen}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, Mister Thyme, I can tell that your wrong! That cheese factory moved to the corner of DEF and 456! This email is like, from April, right? Figures...well, anyways, Thymey, I-

''{a message pops up that says "You have 1 new email"}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Just in thyme! I mean time! I was running out of ideas of how to answer this email! ON SCREEN!

<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy>
<div>subject:CHEESEFACT CHEESE OF THE MONTH CLUB UPDATE!!!</div>
Dear Members:<br />
<br />
There is a new Cheese of the Month for July! <br />
<br />
http://www.artisanalcheese.com/images/pc-10318.jpg<br />
Behold! Gouda Mozza-fedda-shingy-shoonga-gingy! (AKA Gouda Mozza)<br />
<br />
In CheeseFact production as we speak! <u><font color=blue>Click here to order!</font></u><br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
CheeseFact Cheese Factory<br />
cheesefactcheeseycheese.com<br />
<br />
----
NEW DOWNLOADABLE SMILEYS AT YIPEE.COM!!! DOWNLOAD FREE FOR $5.95!
</blockquote>

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Holy sweet cheese! I gotta order this!

''{clicks on the link. Fade to black. Fade in to Stinkoman K still on the computer with a different page up.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ok...address: ''{mumbles while typing}'' All done! ''{pushes "ORDER NOW!"}''

''{Text comes up saying "Thank you. Your item will be shipped in 4-5 days.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, that's a short waiting time. Well, I guess I'll have to wait it out...

''{fade to black with the message "6 weeks later...". Fade back in with Stinkoman K sleeping on the couch.}''

''{SFX: Doorbell}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{couch mumbling}'' ...Halo....Star Wars...Battlefront...Xbox Live- ''{wakes up}'' Huh? What?! Oh! It's here!

''{cut to the front door. Stinkoman K opens it, showing a package on the porch and horrendous rain outside. Stinkoman K grabs it and closes the door.}''

'''STINKOMAN K:''' Yes, yes, yesyesyesyes!!

''{he opens the package and a horrible stench wafts from the box. Stinkoman K faints.}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

==Fun Facts==
*Cheataze as a footrest comes from [[Stinkoman K Emails/room service|room service]]
*The first three emails were actual emails that were in my inbox at the time. The others are parodys of chain letters.
*[[HRWiki:Thyme|Thyme]] is a running gag in the Homestar toons.
*"ON SCREEN!" is from [[HRWiki:Shopping For Danger|Shopping For Danger]]
*The "downloadable smileys" is from the footer of every email sent by a Yahoo user, advertising new smileys most of the time.
*The shipping time becoming longer than said is because "shipped" is put on the mail truck/whatever and sent to your house. It could take much longer to drive to your house and deliver it.
*The following were couch mumblings:
**[[Wikipedia:Halo (video game series)|Halo]]
**[[Wikipedia:Star Wars: Battlefront|Star Wars: Battlefront]]
**[[Wikipedia:XBox Live|XBox Live]]

==Quick Links==
{{Stinkoman K Emails}}

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