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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
{{cast}} Cheataze, Stinkoman K<br />
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'''Length:''' 25 lines<br />
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'''Date:''' February 22, 2006<br />
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Stinkoman K honors his 30th email.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{cut to the Brandy. It's covered with cobwebs, dust, and looks like it hasn't been touched in a while.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{offscreen; distant}'' Hey! Gimme that back!<br />
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''{heavy footsteps are heard. Zoom out to a full view of Stinkoman K's computer room. Cheataze runs past holding a handheld game. Followed by Stinkoman K close behind, except he stops onscreen to catch his breath}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{panting heavily}'' You...gimme back...my GameGuy SZ! Ah, well. I guess I can...check some...emails...<br />
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''{Stinkoman K sits down at his computer and hand-dusts his computer off}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Ok, ''{ahem}'' I honor of this, my 30th email, I'm going to answer 30 other emails! Divided by 10...because <small>30 divided by 10 is 3...</small> Whatever. ''{starts rapping}'' Email! The Email! It has been a while! But now I'm back, and uhh...''{stops rapping}'' This is why I don't do raps anymore!<br />
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<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
<div>subject: bad dude</div><br />
Mr. K,<br /><br />
<br /><br />
You're a pretty bad dude, but I<br /><br />
doubt you're bad enough to rescue<br /><br />
the president from an army of ninjas.<br /><br />
<br />
Haysi Fantayzee<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' I'm one bad dude, eh Haysi? Thanks for the compliment. But sadly, someone already rescued the President. Besides, I live in Free Country USA. Not Not-So-Free Country USA. Our leader is the King of Town! Or Homsar. Or...whatever. Next email!<br />
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<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
<div>subject: super powers</div><br />
Hi K,<br /><br />
Don't listen to Haysi. If you do,<br /><br />
I'm gonna kill Hulk Hogan! Plus, I look like Strong Bad,<br /><br />
with inverted colors, except for the eyes. So,<br /><br />
Is that red diamond the source of all your super powers?<br /><br />
The 386<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{reading}''...The 386, A specticle of graphics and sounds! ''{typing}'' Uhh...I never DID listen to Haysi. I didn't even know she existed, just look at her last name! Actually, my diamond IS the source of all of my super powers! But I don't know all of them. From what I know I can ''{starts making a bulleted list on the computer}'' open cold ones, do a Double Deuce, run real fast, ''{gradually fading to black}'' kick The Cheat...<br />
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''{fade to black. Cut back to the same scene. He now has a long list.}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...pay my bills, film a movie without shaking the camera, act like I have thumbs, and...that's about it. Man that's alot! Alot! I better save this...<br />
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''{a ping sound is heard}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Next email!<br />
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<blockquote class=stinkokbrandy><br />
<div>subject: time travel</div><br />
Hey Stinkoman K,<br /><br />
<br /><br />
You're pretty cool. Why dont you travel in time?<br /><br />
From your palbertson,<br /><br />
<br />
20eric06 A.K.A. Eric</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Uhh...sorry not to fill your request, Eric, but I already did that in email 3. And trust me, I'm not, and I repeat, NOT, doing that again. ''{pause}'' Man, I'm still paying off that bill. Anyways, I gotta go get my GameGuy SZ. ''{gets up}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*The reason dust is al over the Brandy is because I haven't went to the wiki in 4 months.<br />
*Stinkoman K guessing that his leader may be Homsar is a [[Other Character Email Tampo|Tampo Email]] reference. Where it's said that Homsar is the Universial Headmaster of FCUSA.<br />
*What Stinkoman K said about [[Stinkoman K Emails/Time Travel|email 3]] is true.<br />
*A GameGuy SZ is and obvious parody on the GameBoy Advance SP.<br />
*"Man, I'm still paying off that bill."<br />
**This is a quote from an episode of [[Wikipedia:The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]].<br />
*"...30 other emails! Divided by 10..."<br />
**This is another Tampo Email referance and a reference to a [[isbe|Imitation Strong Bad Email]].<br />
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