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'''Spyro mail #25:''' Spyro handles the 3rd threat email. 3rd? What happened to the 2nd?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Announcer, Spyro, Drake, Sarah, 1-Up, Peachy, Stinkoman, Drive thru Whale, Kermit the frog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Death, Mayor, Poopsmith.

'''Places:''' Spyro's Room, field, Tron Universe, Ouside Stinkomans house, Train Station, Conductors room, Mayors Mansion.

'''Computer:''' Dragorange Q 1.2

'''Date:''' April 5, 2007

'''Number of Lines:''' 138

==Transcript==

''{Shows a black screen with the following written:}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Previously ''{Pronounces it Prev-eye-ausly}'' on Spyro email.

''{Cuts to a badly drawn Spyro standing in his room.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Voice acted by someone else badly}'' Oh no. That robber took my trophy and my pants.

''{Cuts to Drake drawn in Anime style, with an extreme close up.}''

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Voice acted with a deeper pitch}'' You! What are you doing here?

''{Quickly pans over to an anime Sarah.}''

'''SARAH:''' ''{Also voiced acted deeper}'' Because I have to stop you from marrying that volcano!

''{Cuts to normal Peachy and 1-Up standing in a field. The word “Fight” drops down from the top of the screen and fades immediately.}''

'''1-UP:''' IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!

''{1-Up shoots a massive wave of laser energy from his mouth knocking Peachy off-screen. Then cuts to a blue Tron styled background. Spyro and Stinkoman pop up from underneath.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Where are we?

'''STINKOMAN:''' We’re at a fast food service! {He falls over with a snapping noise occurring} Ow!

''{The Drive Thru whale leans over from the right side of the screen.}''

'''DRIVE THRU WHALE:''' Thank you for your patronage on this greatest day.

''{Static. Cuts to Drake with a huge pile of boxes inside Stinkomans house.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Hey juys! Guess what! I purchased every lava lamp in the world! I also have been crowned Prime Minister of anything 10 feet within my range! I win!

''{Static to 1-Up and Stinkoman.}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey! I’ve got this great idea!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Does it involve a challenge?

'''1-UP:''' No! Shoop da Whoop!

''{The same laser that 1-Up fired at Peachy fires at Stinkoman knocking him off-screen. Cuts to what appears to be a badly drawn Kermit the Frog and Sonic the Hedgehog standing at The Stick.}''

'''KERMIT THE FROG:''' ''{In Drakes voice}'' Hey, dude! You look different! Did you get a hair cut? No, no, wait! You got a new deodorant product.

'''SONIC THE HEDGEHOG:''' ''{In Bad Boy’s voice}'' No. I got 10% off my car washing products!

'''KERMIT THE FROG:''' ''{Drakes voice}'' Oh! That makes me very jealous and envious.

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' You Sinner!

''{A bolt of lightning comes down and smites Kermit into ash. Cuts to Stinkoman hanging upside down from the ceiling.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' What does the scanner say about his power level.

''{A flash occurs and Spyro is now where Stinkoman was.}''

'''SPYRO:''' It’s-

''{1-Up races On-Screen}''

'''1-UP:''' Lazor Camera Beams!

''{The lasers once again are fired at the camera occurring in a loud explosion. Cuts to Spyro lying on his bed and immediately waking up. The explosions fade out quickly.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Gah! ''{takes a few breaths}'' What the heck? ''{He looks at his neck noticing that there’s a tranquilizer dart attached to him. He pulls it out.}'' Dag. What was I doing when I was awake?

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Off-screen}'' You’re awake?

''{Pans left showing Drake at the door.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Dang. You’ve been out cold for a while. But the good news is, I killed the Jaro, and mounted his head on a plaque.

''{Pans left showing a Jaros visor nailed to a plaque that is nailed to a hanging gold medal.}''

'''DRAKE:''' See?

''{Pans back right showing both people.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Oh, right. What was happening during that time? I can’t remember.

'''DRAKE:''' ''{The camera slowly zooms in to him}'' Well it all started when you came home from that rite challenge, ''{Zooms back to normal view quickly}'' But after that is a long story. So long, it could be written in 7 pages in word for your homework assignment. But in the end, you had the barrel of a tranquilizer backwards, and shot yourself with some Jaro tranquilizer. Lesson learned, never, under any circumstances lend a gun of any type to Spyro. Not even a Nerf gun.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. ''{Stand up on the floor}'' So, how long was I knocked out?

'''DRAKE:''' About 166 hours.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. ''{Long Pause}'' Wait a second…that’s almost 7 days. Didn’t I tell you to remind me of that email that gave a deadline of 7 days?

'''DRAKE:''' Dude, you were sleeping.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Getting Agitated}'' You could of woken me up!

'''DRAKE:''' Not a chance. We tried just about everything.

''{Cuts to a flashback showing Spyro out cold on the floor. Drake is standing over him with an air horn, and cotton in his ears. He sounds it for 5 seconds, then the window shatters from the vibration. Cut to Drakes second try where he’s playing an electric guitar hooked up to an amplifier. Spyro continues to remain sleeping.}''

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Finishes his solo}'' That was Freebird. What’s that? Encore? Ok.

''{Cuts to Drakes third try showing Drake tickling Spyro with a bunch of feathers in his hand.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Tickle, Tickle, Tickle! Aren’t you ticklish?

''{An angry honking goose, missing a third of its feathers, runs on-screen and chasses Drake Off-screen. Cuts back to normal time.}''

'''DRAKE:''' So everything was useless.

'''SPYRO:''' O Der ''{Pronouces it “Oder”}''

'''DRAKE:''' Huh? I’m wearing deodorant!

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Cutting off}'' That’s not the point. I only have 2 hours to…wait, what did that email say again?

''{Cuts to the Dragorange screen. Spyro head comes on-screen and opens the following email:}''

<blockquote class="spyro">
<div>Subject:Death</div>
Dear Spyro. <br/>
I Have Emailed You To Inform You Your Time Has Come. <br/>
You Only Have A Week To Live. <br/>
When That Time Comes I'll Be Ready. <br/>
To Prevent Your Death, You Have To Do One Good Deed Involving The Poopsmith. <br/>
-Yours Sinceriously, The Grim Reaper.
</blockquote>

'''SPYRO:''' Oh noes! 2 hours left! I got to do a good deed involving the Poopsmith!

'''DRAKE:''' Poopsmith? Is he a plumber or something?

'''SPYRO:''' I think he’s the guy who shovels the pile of crap at the mayors house. Plumbing isn’t accessible at the mansions area.

'''DRAKE:''' I see. I’ll stay out of this. Sounds gross.

'''SPYRO:''' Ok. ''{Short pause}'' And I’m off! ''{He jumps out the window, his voice fades away}'' Ahhhhh<small>hhhhh<small>hhh</small></small>

''{Cuts to Stinkomans houses entrance. Spyro is face down flat on the ground.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Lifts his head up.}'' Ow.

'''VOICE:''' ''{Deep voice}'' That’s why you’re loosing most of your precious life.

'''SPYRO:''' Who said that?

'''VOICE:''' Up here. ''{Spyro looks left}'' Not that way. ''{Spyro looks right}'' Up here you bean.

''{Scrolls up showing the Grim Reaper (Death) standing sideways on Stinkomans house}''

'''DEATH:''' It’s me.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. It’s you. Look, I don’t know why you want my soul. It’s not my time yet.

'''DEATH:''' Why? Because you cheated gravity, thus cheating death.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. I was wondering why that never kills me. But how did I cheat gravity?

'''DEATH:''' Well, you stole his test scores, and replaced them with yours, thus causing a way to survive falling impact. Luckily, after you harassed many times, he told his mom, and his mom told me. And now I have come for you…

'''SPYRO:''' I still have 2 hours to redeem myself, right?

'''DEATH:''' …Right, but I just want to warn and intimidate you. It’s fun.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh… ''{realizing}'' Hey…you’re trying to waste my time! ''{Get’s up}'' I’m not falling for it! ''{Runs off-screen}''

''{Cuts to a train station. Spyro runs on-screen to the ticket booth. Then he runs onto the train. Cuts to Spyro running into the train, and into the conductors (Peachy) room.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Yo, Peachy!

'''PEACHY:''' Huh? Haven’t seen you in a while.

'''SPYRO:''' No time to waste! I need to get to the Mayors mansion in less than two hours!

'''PEACHY:''' Two hours? I don’t think I can get there in time.

'''SPYRO:''' What! My whole life is at stake! Don’t you have any emergency buttons that puts you into hyperspeed?

'''PEACHY:''' Well, I’ll check. ''{Examines the control panel}'' Uh…actually, there is. It says In Case of Not Enough Time, Press Here.

'''SPYRO:''' Ok! Push it!

''{Peachy Pushes the button. Rocket blasts occur, and the train speeds up to an extreme speed immediately.}''

'''PEACHY:''' ''{Off-screen screaming}'' Waaaaaauuuuuuug!

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Ah, shut up. It’s not that bad.

''{Cuts to a black screen saying: “1.75 hours later”. Then shows the Mayor Mansion/KoT’s Castle.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Hey look! There’s the Mayors Mansion! Hit the brakes!

'''PEACHY:''' ''{Off-screen}'' You know, we’re going to crash. But if you insist.

''{Train Brakes are heard, along with a continuous screech. The Train darts across the screen and continues to go. The screeching eventually stops indicating that the train is not in motion.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off-screen}'' And now to go do that good deed!

''{Racing music starts, and continues to play for 20 seconds. Spyro eventually runs on-screen and goes across the tongue bridge. Cuts to a zoomed in shot of Spyro at the door. He knocks twice, and the Mayor/Kot opens the door.}''

'''MAYOR:''' Oooh! Thanks chef for the pizz- ''{realizes}'' Oh. Your not that little chef guy.

'''SPYRO:''' No. Where’s is the Poopsmith?

'''MAYOR:''' He’s out back shoveling that whatzit.

'''SPYRO:''' Thanks. ''{Runs off-screen}''

'''MAYOR:''' ''{Short Pause}'' No one ever wants to see me.

''{Cuts to the Poopsmith shoveling one pile of whatzit into another smaller pile.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Running on-screen}'' Poopsmith! ''{The Poopsmith looks at him. Short pause}'' I have to do a good deed for you. So, um…is there…anything I can assist you with? ''{The Poopsmith holds out his shovel to him. Pause, then speaks reluctantly}'' Oh……er…um…o…k? ''{He takes the shovel disgustedly, and starts shoveling the big pile of whatzit into the little pile.}''

''{Cuts to a black screen saying: “10 minutes later”. Then cuts back showing Spyro all done with the whatzit placement swapping.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Ok…I saved you work for the day. So I’ll be going now. ''{walks off-screen}''

''{Cuts to Spyro and Drake sitting on the couch at Stinkomans house.}''

'''DRAKE:''' So, I see you’re not a ghost or a zombie or a soul. I assume you did the deed.

'''SPYRO:''' Yes. And now I’m scarred for life.

'''DRAKE:''' Well, I told you it was going to be disgusting.

'''SPYRO:''' Dude! I was the one who had to do the good deed. I didn’t have a choice.

'''DRAKE:''' You could have baked a cake or something.

'''SPYRO:''' Nope. Too much time wasted.

'''DRAKE:''' Oh. Well, did you learn any lesson or something?

'''SPYRO:''' The only thing I learned is that gravity is cheesed off at me.

'''DEATH:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Well done Spyro. You learned your lesson.

'''SPYRO:''' Shut up death.

'''DRAKE:''' You know what else you should've learned?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Asking}'' What?

'''DRAKE:''' Learn to hold a tranquilizer right.

''{Fades to black. The Paper comes down saying: “What is Drake Talking About? Tune in Next Time! Also click here to email Spyro”}''

==Fun Facts==
*The reason part 3 came before part 2 is because this email was emailed before the next threat email.
**It's also intended for a creative twist.
*The Drive Thru Whale saying thank you for your patronage is because he took Stinkomans severed leg, refering to [[Hrwiki:Drive Thru|Drive Thru]]
*IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR is meme on the internet. (link not provided because of Kidlets)
*The last scene before Spyro woke up was a reference to a [[Wikipedia:YouTube|YouTube]] video/meme, Over 9000!!!
*Peachy hasn't been seen since [[Spyro email/Hotel|Hotel]] (excluding being at the poker table in [[Spyro email/Skydiving|Skydiving]])
*[[Wikipedia:Free bird|Free bird]] is one of the longest rock songs, Spanning about 10 minutes.
*Spyro had a running gag where he survived falls from ridiculous heights, and gets up without a scratch.
**Gravity made an appearance in [[Spyro email/Skydiving|Skydiving]], and was mocked by Spyro.
*O Der is an exclamation created by [[User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!|Shadow Scythe]].
*Previously, pronounced prev-eye-ously, a reference to a 3 parter Space Tree episode.

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