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'''Spyro email #18:''' Spyro gets an email about subliminal messages. Spyro then goes mad with subliminal and hypnotism pranks.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Spyro, Drake, Peachy, Arielle, Dragon P. 3.0, Bad Boy, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Flashback 1-Up, Mysterious Dark Voice, Sarah, Melody.

'''Places:''' Spyro's room, Roof, Couch, Subliminal'd chair room, Mailbox, Outside, hallway, side of house.

'''Computer:''' Dragon P. 3.0

'''Date:''' April 21 2006

'''Number of Lines:''' 167

==Transcript==

''{Shows Spyro at his computer}''

'''SPYRO:''' I like watching TV. How do people come up with jokes? They’re funny.

''{Opens email}''

<blockquote class="spyro"><div>Subject:Yvan eht nioj</div>
Dear Spyrox, 
Do you know of any backwards messages or anything?
Like subliminal on''e''s or something like that! 
One time I listened to a son''g'' and I heard 
"Inbykifjfborgjebabbausubliminal". 
What do you think that messa''g''e means? 
Your ''s''emi biggest fan, 
The Noid 
</blockquote>

'''SPYRO:''' ''{typing}'' Semi? Are you like, a half of a person? Sorry you look like that. Anyways, yeah I know subliminal messages. But you kind of took the one I know, which I can see in the subject line. Yvan eht nioj.

''{Cuts to a zoomed out view of the room.}''

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Walking across the screen in a trance}'' Must…join…Navy. Then…climb…a brick wall.

''{Zooms back in to Spyro.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Typing}'' Yeah, It works alright. But you want me to decode “Inbykifjfborgjebabbausubliminal” ''{pronounces it “In-Kirby-cyborg-jlammy-subliminal” with trouble}''? Well, it probably means “Inbykifjfborgjebabbausubliminal” ''{pronounces it the same way}''. Now, to pull subliminal pranks. ''{gets out of his chair and walks off-screen to the right.}''

''{Cuts to Spyro on top of his house next to a satellite dish.}''

'''SPYRO:''' How come I don’t Comcast? Ah, whatever. ''{gets out a pitcher of water}'' Now then, this is what happens when it rains. ''{pours the water on the dish.}''

''{Cuts to Peachy watching TV on the couch looking sluggish.}''

'''TV:''' Hello everybody! You’re lucky because I’m gonna tell you all of the answers to life!

''{Peachy sits up straight egger to hear more.}''

'''TV:''' First, the secret to making a four-dimensional cube is-

''{The TV then switches to static. Peachy then gives a shocked look. Cuts back to Spyro now with a DVD player in his hand.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Now to set-up a broadcast while the static remains. ''{pause}'' I could of done that as step one.

''{Cuts back to Peachy. Grinding his teeth until the static stops.}''

'''TV:''' And now for another age old question. How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop. Well, it’s-

''{The TV then switches to Spyro on top of the house. Spyro is wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask, glasses, a mustache, a top hat, and a superman suit.}''

'''SPYRO:''' We interrupt this program to bring you this special bulletin. Obey Burgerking. Obey Burgerking. Obey Burgerking. {He says this about 25 times}. Now are we clear?

'''PEACHY:''' ''{hypnotized}'' Obey Burgerking.

'''SPYRO:''' Now lets say I’m McDonalds. Would you obey me?

'''PEACHY:''' ''{hypnotized}'' No.

'''SPYRO:''' Let’s say I’m Donald Trump. Would you obey me?

'''PEACHY:''' NOO! ''{Produces an Axe from off-screen and chucks it at the TV breaking it in a electrical explosion.}''

''{Cuts to Spyro on his house (in what he was dressed in.)}''

'''SPYRO:''' Hehe. This could be fun. Now McDonalds is all mine! But that was the repeating subliminal message. Lets try another one.

''{Cuts to Spyro at Dragon P. He opens Itunes and replaces a song called “Time Machine” to “Time Machete”}''

'''SPYRO:''' They’ll never know the difference. ''{walks off-screen}''

''{Arielle walks on-screen with an Ipod}''

'''ARIELLE:''' Download new songs Dragon P.

'''DRAGON P. 3.0:''' ''{Reluctantly}'' Uh…Sure.

''{A wire connects to the Ipod and Arielle then starts listening to music.}''

'''AREILLE:''' ''{searching}'' Lets see here…Aha! Time Machine.

''{You can hear “Time Machine” By The Click 5 playing. Before the Chorus plays, a deep eerie voice says “I command you to talk the whole day speaking like Homsar!”. Arielle looks down at her Ipod suspiciously and walks off-screen un-affected}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{voice over}'' Did it look like it worked? Not really, but that quote was backwards for “Gotta Catch em all! Gotta Catch em all!" Which means she will like Poke’mon. Yay!

''{Cuts to Spyro sitting in a chair in front of a backdrop that says “Subliminal’d in a pattern.}''

'''SPYRO:''' First, we did a Tv message. Then, it was a music message. Now, lets do the flashing message.

''{Cuts to Bad Boy sitting behind the Dragon P. 3.0 playing Peasants Quest where he is next to Poor Gary.}''

'''BAD BOY:''' Hmm, a horse. ''{Typing}'' Talk to horse.

''{A message pops up saying “Ye Horse can not talk to horse for it is magical attached to a wall.}''

'''BAD BOY:''' What? I hate this Peasants Quest crossover with Thy Dungeon Man.

''{A Message in a black background flashes saying “Wear mask, dummy.”}''

'''BAD BOY:''' Wear…Mask? Hmm…''{typing}'' Wear mask.

''{Rather Dashing wears the mask and Poor Gary gets scared and runs through the fence like in the game.}''

'''BAD BOY:''' Oh! Now I get it! Thanks message!

''{Another Message flashes on the screen saying “No problem. Now punch yourself.”}''

'''BAD BOY:''' Punch…''{He punches himself causing him to fall out of the chair.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{leaning on-screen}'' And we’ve subliminal’d 3 people! Don’t touch that remote!

''{Zooms out showing that Peachy is watching Spyro on a bigger TV. Peachy reaches for the remote.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Apparently to Peachy getting increasingly angry}'' Hey-Hey-Hey-HEY! I said, don’t touch that remote.

'''PEACHY:''' ''{intimidated}'' Can I touch it for volume?

'''SPYRO:''' No! Don’t talk to the TV because there won’t be a response. We’ll be right back after these messages.

''{Cuts to Hunter walking outside of the house getting the mail.}''

'''HUNTER:''' Let’s see…''{opens mailbox and takes out mail throwing all the ones he reads over his head}'' Electric Bill, Invitation to Bills birthday party, Duck Bill Cosmetic Surgery, Mario Bullet Bill newsletter-Jeeze. Can there be at least one thing that doesn’t have Bill in it’s name? ''{looks at more of the letters (still throwing them over his head)}'' Chain mail, Chain, Mail, Mail Chain-Hey! A package…Not for me ''{throws it far over his head.}''

''{Cuts to Spyro sitting in the backdrop room with the chair.}'''

'''SPYRO:''' Hello everyone, and welcome back to-

''{The box that Hunter threw breaks through the window and lands on Spyro’s lap}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Surprised}'' Well, what do we have here? {He opens the box and pulls out a Hypnotists neck watch.} Well, would you look at this! ''{To camera}'' We have a change in the subject. ''{Runs off-screen}''

''{Cuts to Stinkoman standing around outside looking at nothing.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{running on-screen}'' Hey, I need-um-''{pause}'' What are you looking at?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Challenges.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. Now, look at me.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{looks at him}'' Why?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Gets out the neck watch and starts lets it swing sideways, and talks in a ghostly tone}'' You are getting very sleeeeepy.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{watching the watch, and mocks Spyro}'' No I am noooot.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Ghostly tone}'' Well just pretend because there are cameras watching uuuuuuuuuus.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Mocking Spyro}'' Uhh, Alriiiiiight!

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Stops tone}'' Good. Now fall asleep. ''{Snaps fingers (somehow because he doesn’t have fingers)}''

''{Stinkoman suddenly jerks his head backwards and falls asleep}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Surprised}'' Wow. That was easy. ''{Ghostly tone}'' Now when I somehow snap my fingers, I want you to act like a giraaaaaaaffe! One…Two…Three! ''{Snaps fingers. Stinkoman continues sleeping}'' I saaaaid…three! ''{snaps fingers. Still no reaction.}''

''{Spyro walks off-screen annoyed. 5 seconds later he comes back with a blue electric guitar (with the strap around his neck) attached to a plugged amplifier. Spyro turns on the amplifier and cranks the volume to 10.}''

'''SPYRO:''' As I was saying…three.

''{Spyro plays a loud D cord not only waking Stinkoman up in shock screaming, but shaking the screen as well.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Now, you will be a Giraffe when I say ''{Emphasizes the next phrase:}'' “The Magic Woooord”.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Is it Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam?

'''SPYRO:''' No.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{waving hands}'' Hocus Pocus?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Getting Increasingly annoyed}'' No.

'''STINKOMAN:''' With the wave of my wand-

'''SPYRO:''' NO!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Uh, “And Bingo was his name, O”?

'''SPYRO:''' No, it’s “You will be a giraffe!”

''{Stinkoman stiffens up while jumping in mid-air. Then he walks off-screen and comes back with a Tire Jack. He then puts it to his neck and starts jacking it up until his head is off-screen.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Wow. It actually worked. Now lets see my list. ''{Gets out a list from his pocket and crosses out something}''

''{Cuts to an angle showing the list. It reads:''

<strike>Drake (easy) </strike> 
<strike>Peachy TV </strike> 
<strike>Arielle Music </strike> 
<strike>Bad Boy Computer </strike> 
<strike>Stinkoman Hypnotism </strike> 
<strike>Hunter Chain Mail </strike> 
<strike>Sarah Not here </strike> 
<strike>Alpha CT (Haven’t seen him in a while) </strike> 
<strike>Marzichan (Who? I didn’t write this person.) </strike> 
1-Up

''Then it cuts back to a front view of Spyro looking at the list}''

'''SPYRO:''' Hmm, I still have one more person to go. And that person is-

''{Pans right showing that 1-Up was standing at a distance behind Spyro where 1-Up is blocked by Spyro’s body.}''

'''1-UP:''' I want pudding!

'''SPYRO:''' ''{looking at the corners off his eyes trying to look at 1-Up}'' 1-Up.

''{Cuts to where 1-Up is standing}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Walking on-screen}'' Hey 1-Up! Would you mind ''{pulls a black and white illusions spiral pinwheel that’s moving.}'' looking at this black and white thing.

''{Zooms into 1-Ups face slowly. As it zooms, 1-Up changes his mouth expression to smiling to frowning}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{anxiously}'' Uhh, dot dot dot…What will happen?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{evil tone}'' You’ll see…

''{Zooms into the upper half of 1-Up’s head. Then voices from a flashback are heard in his head.}''

'''FLASHBACK 1-UP:''' ''{Voice}'' Ooh, what a perfect day! Hey, what’s that in the sky? Ooh! A black and white pinwheel!

'''MYSTERIOUS DARK VOICE:''' You will now like pudding…

'''FLASHBACK 1-UP:''' But I hate pudding…

'''MYSTERIOUS DARK VOICE:''' Look, who’s the evil voice in the sky trying to hypnotize you? Yeah. Me. Now you will be addicted to pudding.

'''FLASHBACK 1-UP:''' Yes master…

''{Zooms back out of 1-Up’s head showing the view of Spyro and 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{Terrified}'' NOOOOOOOO! I HATED PUDDING! ''{Kicks the pinwheel out of Spyro’s hand and runs off-screen screaming}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Distorted evil Voice}'' He must be pinwheel’d. ''{Follows 1-Up}''

''{Cuts to 1-Up running through the halls of Spyro’s house}''

'''1-UP:''' AHH! Which way to run?

''{Cuts to a hall with the classic 7 door hall (3 on both sides, and sometimes one on the end, and even a ceiling and floor vent). 1-Up runs on-screen and stops and looks around.}''

'''1-UP:''' Uh, which way?

''{1-Up opens the bottom left door and runs in. Then Spyro walks on screen looks around and chooses the middle right door. Then Sarah ridding Melody (Drakes Cow from [[Spyro email/Experiment|Experiment]]) walk out of the middle end door.}''

'''SARAH:''' Boy Melody, that sure was a lot of milk we sold.

''{Spyro and 1-Up open their door rooms they were in. They look at each other, 1-Up screams and closes the door with Spyro running to the door and opening it with Sarah and Melody watching blankly.}''

'''SARAH:''' What the-Spyro attacking 1-Up? That never happens. We got to save him! Come on!

''{Sarah jumps off Melody, and opens the door 1-Up was in. with Melody following. The following sequence with People coming out of and opening doors is as follows:''

#Spyro and 1-Up out of the Top left, and into the middle right.
#Sarah out of the Bottom Right and follows 1-up and Spyro (Will always follow them).
#Spyro and 1-Up falling down the vent and crashing on the floor, goes into the Middle Left.
#Sarah coming out of the bottom vent and following 1-Up and Spyro.
#Melody busting down the Top Left door and busts down the end middle door.
#1-Up coming out of the middle right door (walking on the ceiling) and goes into of the Bottom Left (the door opens by it’s self)
#Spyro chasing Sarah out of the hallway and into the Middle Left door
#1-Up with Spyro ridding him Piggyback. 1-Up realizes and walks into the bottom vent with both of them falling

''Then cuts to the outside wall of the house. 1-Up and Spyro slide out of it and land into a bush.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{Popping head out}'' Ow.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Popping head out}'' Yeah. ''{Looks at 1-Up}'' Aha! I found you! And you will get it.

'''1-UP:''' ''{begging while walking backwards}'' Please. I’m just a kid maybe when I’m older.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Hold up the pinwheel, and talks in a commanding voice}'' Now, WATCH!

'''1-UP:''' ''{Begging}'' NOOO-wait…''{skeptical}'' Your not Spyro. Spyro sees black and white the opposite because of his reverse colored eyes.

'''SPYRO:''' So?

'''1-UP:''' You said black and white and not white and black. You’re an imposter!

''{1-Up lunges forward and does a repeating punching motion on Spyro. Nothing happens}''

'''SPYRO:''' Are you…Punching me?

'''1-UP:''' ''{Realizing}'' Oh yeah.

''{1-Up kicks Spyro off-screen really hard. This is followed by a crash. Then 1-Up walks off-screen. Cuts to Spyro headfirst in a bush. 1-Up walks on-screen to Spyro.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Getting up}'' Ow. ''{Normal voice}'' What happened?

'''1-UP:''' You tried to hypnotize me. How don’t you remember?

'''SPYRO:''' All I remember is that I checked an email, and now I’m in a bush. ''{looks up}'' What the-

''{Cuts to the Bad Graphics Ghost floating in mid air. Then it’s eyes glow red, and swoops away into the distance in a curvy motion. Then cuts back to 1-Up and Spyro looking in awe.}''

'''SPYRO:''' What was that?

'''1-UP:''' I don’t know. Something related to pudding?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{realization}'' Wait, I know why!

''{Fades White. Then cuts to a Flashback (with the border fluffy white) when Spyro was checking the email.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Voice over}'' It was in the email! In-Kirby-Cyborg-jlammy-subliminal!

''{Zooms into the sentence with the In-Kirby message}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Voice over}'' That was a subliminal message! It makes some Kirby cyborg go inside people like jlammy.

'''1-UP:''' ''{Voice over}'' But why? Something with pizza?

''{Cuts back to Spyro and 1-Up}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Pause}'' Perhaps it was The Noid.

''{Zooms quickly into Spyro’s face with a shocked expression.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Voice over}'' Dun-Dun-Duuuuuun.

''{Fades to black. The paper comes down}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanation===
*A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subliminal_messages Subliminal Message] is a message that has been know to make people do the thing that it says.

===Inside References===
*Melody appeared in [[Spyro email/Experiment|Experiment]] as Drakes pet cow. Drake must of forgotten about her.
*The [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Bad_Graphics_Ghost Bad Graphics Ghost] is from the Strong Bad Email "Ghosts.
*Jlammy is referenced
*When 1-Up says "Dot Dot Dot" is from [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Under_Construction Under Construction]

===Real World References===
*The Noid in real life was a fictional character in the Dominos 80's commercials where he tried to mess up the pizza, but always fail.
*The "Classic hallway doors" (what I call it) where everyone chases each other through doors and coming out of other doors appears in some chase scenes in cartoons (mostly Scooby-Doo).
*The Show Spyro was fillming was parodying [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk%27d Punk'd]

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