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'''Spyro email #22:''' A help message leads Spyro and Drake into a gameshow.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Stinkoman, Spyro, Batman, Drake, Clone 1, Clone 2, Guard, Annoucer, Mr. Fox, Cheatball, Crackotage

'''Places:''' Stinkomans room, Sky, field, TV room, Street, booth, Waiting Room, Stage.

'''Computer:''' Dragorange Q 1.2

'''Date:''' November 18

'''Number of Lines:''' 182

==Transcript==

''{Shows a door inside a empty room. Spyro and Stinkoman come in it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' And that’s the tour of my home.

'''SPYRO:''' I have to say Stinkoman. That was by far, the biggest kitchen I have ever seen in a guys house. Bonus points for not even knowing how to cook.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Come’on man, it’s 20X6, everyone’s kitchen is big.

'''SPYRO:''' Yeah, but there was an entire ecosystem in there. Like my pocket.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Yeah.

'''SPYRO:''' So, is there a computer in here?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Heck yeah! It’s installed into the walls. ''{Walks over to a wall}'' Just knock 3 times, Say the password, which is Challenge, and recite the first episode of Teen Boy Guy ''{produces a glass of chocolate milk}'' while drinking a beverage. It’s that easy.

'''SPYRO:''' Uh…I tried talking while drinking. I failed.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well fine then, I guess you’ll always have it unsecured. ''{To the wall}'' Open computer the unsecured way.

''{A widescreen computer monitor rotates from behind the wall to in front.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Nice. What’s the brand?

'''STINKOMAN:''' The brand is called Dragorange Q 1.2

'''SPYRO:''' So…is it next Dragon P…with a weird name twist at the end?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nah. The name got stolen and is being sued for copyright infringement. This is probably the last one out there.

'''SPYRO:''' Excellent. Now leave me alone. I’ve got to check an email.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Suit youself. ''{Exits out of the room}''

''{Cuts to the front of the Dragorange Q 1.2 with Spyro in front of it.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Now let’s check an email.

''{Runs Spyro email.exe}''

<blockquote class="spyro">
<div>Subject:HELP!</div>
Dear Spyro!<br/>
Mr. Fox in Socks is making difficult rhymes!<br/>
HELP ME!<br/>
Your pal, that yellow guy.<br/>

</blockquote>

'''SPYRO:''' Help? I’m on my way! ''{Literally flies out off-screen and crashes through the wall}''

''{Cuts to Spyro flying through the air in a Superman fashion.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Pause, then is struck by realization}'' Wait, I can’t fly. Why do I keep forgetting that? ''{Falls}'' Ahhhh!

''{Cuts to Spyro falling, but after 3 seconds, he lands on Batman also apparently flying.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Gee, thanks…uhh…I don’t think you can fly.

'''BATMAN:''' But I’m batman! Bat’s can fly, right?

'''SPYRO:''' Yeah…but…not you.

''{They both fall down off-screen, followed by a crash. Cuts to Spyro and Batman laying on the ground.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Ok, plan B.

''{Cuts to Drake watching TV in Stinkomans living room.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Walking in}'' Drake, do you know Mr Fox in Socks?

'''DRAKE:''' Yeah, it’s this cool new fake game-show were contestants answer questions, and if they get them wrong, they have to rhyme impossible words. And if they don’t, they become slaves.

'''SPYRO:''' And whose up?

'''DRAKE:''' Well previously, a yellow guy, or Cheatball, had just emailed a friend.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh…that’s not good.

'''DRAKE:''' What?

'''SPYRO:''' It’s not a fake show. It’s real.

'''DRAKE:''' Well, how would you even know?

'''SPYRO:''' I got emailed by that yellow guy.

'''DRAKE:''' Oh. ''{Pause}'' That’s not good is it?

'''SPYRO:''' Nope. We’re going to have to go on a rescue mission.

'''DRAKE:''' Why me?

'''SPYRO:''' Because, you’ve got nothing to do.

'''DRAKE:''' Oh.

'''SPYRO:''' Anyways, you know where Mr Fox in Socks is?

'''DRAKE:''' Uh…

'''TV:''' Mr Fox in Socks is located in Western East ridge, upwards down 123 avenue which is supposed to make no sense whatsoever.

'''SPYRO:''' Ah, the Tv answered the question. So let’s go.

'''DRAKE:''' I don’t know where that is.

'''SPYRO:''' Well I do.

''{Cuts to Spyro and Drake standing on a sidewalk besides a road.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Are we there yet?

'''SPYRO:''' No. I’m just looking for 123 avenue.

'''DRAKE:''' I thought you know where it is.

'''SPYRO:''' I do. It’s right there.

''{Pans right across the street showing a sign placed in front of a fence that says 123 avenue.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off-screen}'' The thing is, nothing is in that property.

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Also Off-screen}'' Well maybe you should look in 123 avenue which is supposed to make no sense whatsoever.

''{Pans right more showing a secured gate with a sign that says “123 avenue which is supposed to make no sense whatsoever.”}''

'''SPYRO:''' Oh.

''{They both walk on screen}''

'''DRAKE:''' So how are we going to get past security?

'''SPYRO:''' Easy. My clones will distract them. Cloning…On!

''{Spyros two clones come out of Spyro in the same fashion as they always come out}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{To clone one}'' You, distract the guard in the booth, ''{To Clone 2}'' and you, go…uhh…You know what…since you’re always useless…go get me a large cheese burger, large fries, and a large soda.

''{Cuts to inside of the booth were a cop is sitting inside it reading a book what appears to say “How to protect the inside of a gate from Blue Dragons”.}''

'''CLONE 1:''' ''{popping from below the left side}'' Hey there! How are yah? I’m fine. You want to see a balloon animal trick?

'''GUARD:''' Sir, I know this is a distraction.

'''CLONE 1:''' Then why haven’t you looked the other way?

''{The guard looks to the right, and Clone 1 immediately produces a tranquilizer gun and fires it shooting at the guards neck, knocking the guard unconscious. Clone 1 reaches in the booth and presses a green button which opens the gate, and then he gives Spyro and Drake (who are off-screen to the right) a thumbs up (or hand up considering Spyro lacks fingers). Spyro and Drake then walks past the booth and off-screen inside the gate. Cuts to a shot of Spyro and Drake walking on a path way to a warehouse with a flashing sign that says:}''

<center><big><big>The Mr. Fox in Socks rhyming gameshow!</big></big></center>

'''DRAKE:''' Are you sure this is the place?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Sarcasticaly}'' No.

'''DRAKE:''' Then why are we going in?

'''SPYRO:''' Shut up.

''{Cuts to a stage with a live audience, and spotlights moving in all directions in a pattern.}''

'''ANNOUCER:''' Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mr. Fox in Socks!

''{Everyone starts applauding, and what appears to be a The Cheat in a Fox mask walks on stage from behind the curtains, while the spotlights point on him.}''

'''MR. FOX:''' Thank you everyone! Previously on the show, our guest had to rhyme, a word he didn’t know. Hehehe.

''{The curtains opened showing what appears to be a Jeopardy set with only one Cheatball contestant. Mr Fox walks up next to the Cheatball’s stand, with the camera following.}''

'''MR. FOX:''' So Mr. Cheatball, it’s now back to you. Rhyme the word Orange, cause there’s nothing left to do.

'''CHEATBALL:''' ''{Sweating}'' Chee…ball?

'''MR. FOX:''' I’m sorry to tell you, no one replied to the call. So make your move, oh Cheatball.

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball Cheatball.

'''MR. FOX:''' Email, call, it’s been a while so I couldn’t recall. Now ''{Shouting}'' RHYME!

''{Zooms out showing Drake and Spyro watching the show on a TV in a waiting room.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Uh-Oh. We’re too late.

'''SPYRO:''' We’re never too late.

'''DRAKE:''' But Cheatball is about to rhyme.

'''SPYRO:''' Not if I can help it.

''{Cuts to Spyro running quickly up to a desk of a secretary reading a book, which is covering her entire face}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Hastily}'' Hey, secretary, we need to get on the set now!

''{Silence}''

'''SPYRO:''' Umm…We really need to get on the set now, because we need to save someone.

''{Silence}''

'''SPYRO:''' Uhh…Gimme that. ''{He snaches the book away from her showing that the secretary was merely a paper machete body with thick wires for arms and plastic hands for holding the book.}'' Oh.

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Can we go on? Did she say yes?

'''SPYRO:''' Yeah…sure. She also said that I’m great.

''{Cuts back to the Mr. Fox in Socks set showing Cheatball sweating really hard in deep though.}''

'''MR. FOX:''' Time is running out. Just though you should hear. Only a minute left, and the end is near. Hehehe.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Not so fast, Mr Fox!

''{Cuts to Spyro and Drake (who is dressed up like Batman’s sidekick, Robin) standing outside the off-stage hall.}''

'''SPYRO:''' We know all about you evil scheme! You make people think that this is a fake show, when it’s real!

'''DRAKE:''' Yeah!

''{Cuts to a zoomed out view showing all four people on stage.}''

'''MR. FOX:''' Are you challenging me? Or do you want some tea.

'''SPYRO:''' No, we got Cheatballs email, and we’ve come to rescue him. And now you’re just saying random stuff to rhyme.

'''DRAKE:''' Yeah!

'''MR. FOX:''' Ok that does it. I’m getting really mad. If you win this gameshow, I’ll free this sphereish lad.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Thinking}'' Hmm… ''{To Drake}'' Should we do this?

'''DRAKE:''' Yeah!

'''SPYRO:''' Why do you keep saying that?

'''DRAKE:''' I’m just being a formal sidekick.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh. ''{To Mr. Fox}'' We accept.

'''CHEATBALL:''' ''{Happily jumping}'' Cheatball! Cheatball!

'''MR. FOX:''' Direct your eyes to the screen that tells no lies.

''{The Screen in the back shows the following:}''

<center>'''Question 1: What is your name?'''</center>

'''DRAKE:''' Oh that’s easy! It’s Dr-

''{Spyro slaps him causing him to stop talking}''

'''SPYRO:''' It was talking to me. ''{To Mr. Fox}'' Spyro.

'''MR. FOX:''' You’re a tough little guy. Let’s see you answer this kind Pi.

''{The Screen changes to the following:}''

<center>'''Question 2: What is 4-2. And this time I’m talking to the guy in the Sidekick outfit.</center>

'''DRAKE:''' Uh…That’s me right?

'''SPYRO:''' Sadly, yes.

'''DRAKE:''' Oh. I was never good at math. ''{Takes a deep breath}'' Ok. 4 minus 2. Hmm…is it 8?

''{A buzzer sound occurs}''

'''DRAKE:''' ''{Still guessing the answer}'' What is 8?

''{Another buzzer sound occurs}''

'''MR. FOX:''' You guessed the answer wrong, so you know what that means?

'''SPYRO:''' That doesn’t rhy-

'''MR. FOX:''' ''{Cutting off}'' I’m still not finished! ''{Continuing}'' You now must rhyme, like a…''{Pause}'' laser beam.

'''SPYRO:''' Uhh…What should I rhyme?

''{Mr. Fox points to the screen. The Screen says:}''

<center>'''The Rhyming Word: Purple.</center>

'''SPYRO:''' Uh-oh.

'''DRAKE:''' Know any words that rhyme with purple?

'''SPYRO:''' Nothing rhymes with purple.

'''DRAKE:''' What! We need a detective for this.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Realization}'' I got it!

'''DRAKE:''' You do?

'''SPYRO:''' Yeah! Purple rhymes with Bloorple.

'''MR. FOX:''' Bloorple? You made that up to rhyme with purple.

'''SPYRO:''' Actually, it’s in the language of Sherlocks. Their only word is Bloorple, cause that’s all they can say.

'''MR. FOX:''' ''{Stunned}'' But-I-That’s not-I did- AH! Rhyme orange! NOW!

'''SPYRO:''' Face it. You lost.

'''DRAKE:''' He didn’t lose. The rules are that once you rhyme a word, you must rhyme another.

'''SPYRO:''' Oh.

'''DRAKE:''' Yeah. ''{To Mr. Fox}'' Hey, um, what kind of Compy is that?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Idea stricken}'' Hey! Orange rhymes with Dragorange.

'''MR. FOX:''' Dragorange?

'''SPYRO:''' Yeah, it’s the computer that name was sued for copyright infringement.

'''MR. FOX:''' ''{Glad}'' Yes!

'''SPYRO:''' What? Is your evil scheme coming together?

'''MR. FOX:''' No, I’m not really Mr. Fox. I’m actually Crackotage! Hehehe!

''{Mr. Fox removes his mask revealing he really is Crackotage.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Crackotage? The guy from the Cheat Commandos who always rhymes?

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Yes.

'''SPYRO:''' So then tell me what’s going on?

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Well ever since we got cancelled, I continued my rhyming career and became a poet. But I made the perfect sentence that needs something to rhyme with orange, purple and all those other words that don’t rhyme.

'''SPYRO:''' So you organized this show so you can get people to find words that rhyme with really hard words.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Yep.

'''SPYRO:''' And is that Cheatball right there playing along?

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Yeah, but you can have it.

'''SPYRO:''' Cool. Let’s go Cheatball. ''{tries to walk away, but is stoped by Crackotages next line.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Wait! I need more hard words to rhyme! Such as bulb, month-

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Uhh…No. Let’s go everyone.

''{Spyro, Drake, and Cheatball walk off-screen. Then the paper comes down}''

==Fun Facts==
*Stinkomans kitchen being so big is referencing level 2 of the Stinkoman Game, where the entire level take place in Stinkomans Kitchen.
*Teen Boy Guy, and reciting it while drinking chocolate milk is from [[Spyro email/Dragon Game|Dragon Game]]
*Spyro flying out of the building, forgetting that he can't fly, and landing on a popular super hero is from [[Spyro email/Rescue mission|Rescue mission]]
*Bataman references:
**Batman is probably one of the few well known super heroes that lacks superpowers.
**Drake dressing up as Robin mostly saying "Yeah!" would mock how some sidekicks are mostly useless. This was also referencing the Space Tree episode, The Crown, where the Commander is dressed up as Robin and says "Yeah!" while Space Tree does all the action.
*Mr. Fox in Socks is a book by Dr. Suess, a famous author who rhymes all the time.
*Drake answering "What is 8" is referencing Jepeorady, where the contestants have to answer the question, instead of the answer.
*Crackotage saying that he got canceled is referring to the fact that Gunhaver emails, one of Spyrox6's favorite email shows, has been abandoned.

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