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Spyro mail #'''8'''
Spyro gets a Help message.

'''Cast''' (in order of appearance): Spyro, Superman, 1-Up, Spyro Clones, Drake, Badboy, Peachy, Anchorman

'''Places:''' Spyro's Room, Stinkoship, Manhattan , Egypt, Burgerking, Platinum Poorbt’s Castle, Couch

'''Computer:''' Dragon P. 2.0

'''Date:''' January 6, 2006

'''Number of Lines:''' 128

==Transcript==

'''SPYRO:''' Do people read my emails? If so, please report to me.

''{opens email}''

<blockquote class="spyro">
<div>Help!</div>
Dear Spyro,
Help! It’s Bad Boy, Drake, and Peachy <br />
We’re still under Platinum Poorbt’s control! <br />

Please help, you know.
</blockquote>

'''SPYRO:''' A help letter! I’m on my way.

''{Spyro rockets out of his room crashing through the walls and starts to fly in the air. He then realizes that he can’t fly.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Wait a second. I can’t fly. ''{falls}'' Ahhhh!

''{Cut’s to a zoomed out scene where Spyro landed on Superman’s back who is flying. Then zooms in to Spyro and Superman}''

'''SUPERMAN:''' ''{loosing energy}'' Ack! Kryptonite, Near!

''{They crash in the ground with Superman’s head in the ground and Spyro laying on the ground beaten up.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Maybe I shouldn’t carry pieces of Kryptonite.

''{Cuts to Spyro in the Stinkoship, but the lights are off}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{walking towards the controls and looking around}'' Hmm. How did I turn this thing on? I don’t remember. Come to think of I, I don’t think I have been in this ship. Did I even ask Stinkoman if I could use it? Oh yeah, Asking is for squares. I’m a circle because I don’t ask.

''{Cut’s to Spyro at the controls}''

'''SPYRO:''' Hmm, an on button, an on lever, an on switch, an on pulley. Well one of these has to work.

''{Spyro tries all the on controls. When he used the pulley, a pie came out of nowhere and hit him.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Well you can’t beat the classics. Wait a minute. ''{licks the pie}'' This is Vanilla Laxative flavored pie. ''{his intestines growls}'' Oh god.

''{Cuts to Spyro dashing to the restroom. He then looks at the door signs looking for the right room}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{reading doors}'' Stinkomans, 1-Ups, other Ups- ''{Stops}'' Gah! I don’t care what the next door is, I’m going in it!

''{He goes in the Ladies room struggling to find it in the dark. He then comes out in relief to find that the lights are on, and he sees 1-Up in a Hall Monitor suit was waiting for him}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Spotting 1-Up}'' What the-

'''1-UP:''' Violation 3.14159 of the Stinkoship rules.

'''SPYRO:''' Rules? What rules? Where did you get that suit?

'''1-UP:''' Allow me to explain. According to sector B, paragraph 3, sentence 1... ''{gets out a parchment, looks at it, then looks back at Spyro}'' ...Pudding.

''{Spyro gives a blank expression}''

'''1-UP:''' But according to sector C, paragraph 4, sentence 1, word A... ''{get out the parchment again and does the same action he just did}'' ...The. So I have no choice but to let you go.

''{Spyro walks away. Cuts to the Stinkoship controls}''

'''SPYRO:''' Now that they are on, Stinkoship, track Drake, Bad Boy, and Peachy.

'''STINKOSHIP:''' Password please.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Thinking}'' Crap, a personal question Stinkoman would know. Why do my thoughts echo? Hello ''{echo!}'' Who is there ''{echo?}'' I’m an idiot ''{The echo actually replies “You’re an idiot”}''! Hey! ''{echo’s back “…Is for horses.”}''

'''STINKOSHIP:''' Password please.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{thinking}'' Oh yeah. Come on Spyro think! Think outside the box!

''{cuts to a though bubble with a cardboard box flipped over on it’s open side, and a dot outside it.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{off-screen thinking}'' Nope. Maybe on top.

''{the dot goes on top}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{off-screen thinking}'' Crap! Nothing! Hmm.

''{Cuts back to the control room}''

'''STINKOSHIP:''' Password please. Password Please. ''{starts to spark and gradually lose power}'' Password Pleeeeese ''{runs out of battery}''.

'''SPYRO:''' Wow, that was easy. Though the power in the autopilot is off, I think I can get by this manually without power in this ship.

''{Cuts to Spyro opening the in case of Stinkoship computer losing power box. Then cuts back to Spyro on a built in bicycle.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Blast of in 5, 4, Q, purple, 11 billion, tooty-too, uhh wait, 1! ''{Starts peddling for 5 seconds and then he hears a creaking noise and stops}'' ''{slowly}'' What the-

''{Cuts outside above the Stinkoship. Spyro is catapulted out of the ceiling of the ship and out about 200 feet above the ship going at a fast speed}''

'''SPYRO:''' Weeeeeeee.

''{Cuts to the above half of New York City. Spyro is apparently still moving in the air}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{while on screen}'' Hey, Manhattan. ''{off-screen}'' What’s Manhattan?

''{Cuts to a similar scene only in Egypt where The Sphinx is}''

'''SPYRO:''' Idaho! I remember that!

''{Cuts to a Burger King building floating in the air. Spyro passes it where a really long 2 way microphone meant for people being catapulted}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{fast}'' Hi. I would like a number 2, no ketchup, a large Sprite, and medium sized fries!

'''SPEAKER:''' Would you like that to go?

'''SPYRO:''' Does it look like I want it to go?

''{Spyro flies too fast and misses his food when the worker handed it out. Cuts to a more zoomed in scene where Spyro has his hands still reaching out for the food.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Aww man.

''{Cuts to a huge castle made of bronze with a moat surrounding it and two platinum guards guarding the gate which strangely has the bridge down. Spyro finally drops down in a tree and tumbles out of it. Luckily, the guards don’t notice him.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Hmm. Guards. Time to put my cloning power in action. ''{clones 2 copies}'' You ''{pointing at clone 1}'', distract the guards. You ''{pointing at clone 2}'', come with me and help with stuff. I’m, not exactly sure why I cloned 2 copies when I needed 1.

''{cuts to clone 1 going up to the guards}''

'''CLONE 1:''' Hi guys! How’s it going? ''{pause}'' Great! Well do any of you like balloon animals? ''{get’s out a unbent long balloon}'' This is a snake. It’s also a anaconda. And a python! Isn’t that cool?

''{In the backround while Clone 1 is talking, Spyro and Clone 2 tip-toe up to the moat, Clone 2 throws Spyro at the open window. Spyro hits the wall instead. Clone 2 holds up a 8.5 on a rating sign and smiles. Spyro then climbs up the wall somehow and goes through the window. It then cuts inside the building where everything is Bronze}''

'''SPYRO:''' Jeez, you would think someone with Platinum in his name would have a castle made of Platinum. ''{pointing to vents}'' Well at least it has vents for sneaking through. ''{climbs in without looking and falls down a vertical vent.}'' Ahhhhhhhh!

''{Cuts to a jail cell where Drake, Peachy, and Bad Boy are standing around.}''

'''DRAKE:''' Because of this incident, I like PSP’s better.

''{Spyro falls down and breaks open the vent that was in the cell}''

'''BAD BOY:''' Hey! You actually got my email!

'''SPYRO:''' Why wouldn’t I?

'''DRAKE:''' He didn’t have a computer.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{pause}'' Then how…''{pause}'' never mind.

'''PEACHY:''' How are we gonna get out of here?

'''SPYRO:''' Simple. You tear of the wallpaper ''{He peels the wall of revealing a unfinished wall that leads outside}''.

'''DRAKE:''' Holy Crap! How did you know?

'''SPYRO:''' The wall is not bronze.

''{Cuts back to Clone 2}''

'''CLONE 2:''' I know this interests you guys.

''{Everyone else jumps out from the building in the backround}''

'''CLONE 2:''' Umm…''{taps one of the guards}''…whoa. It’s solid platinum. ''{takes the guards and somehow puts them in his pockets}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{shouting}'' Clone 2! Retreat!

'''CLONE 2:''' Yes sir. ''{runs back in Spyro}''

''{Cuts to everyone walking}''

'''BAD BOY:''' So, do you have a cool spaceship or something.

'''SPYRO:''' Uh-oh.

'''DRAKE:''' Don’t worry. I have 4 jetpacks.

'''SPYRO:''' ''{grabbing one jetpack}'' WOW! I always wanted to ride a jetpack. Now is this the on butto-

''{presses a button and launches vertically in the air with everyone watching him. It then follows with a heard crash. It then cuts to the TV with a anchorman talking.}''

'''ANCHORMAN:''' This just in! A mysterious object crashes into a UFO. ''{pause}'' Yeah, there’s not much to say.

''{Cuts to the couch where Spyro, Drake, and Peachy are sitting on it}''

'''SPYRO:''' Well, today has been a wealthy day.

'''DRAKE:''' Why?

'''SPYRO:''' Because I got money for that news report, I auctioned the Platinum Guards bodies on Ebay, and I saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico.

'''PEACHY:''' Say, what did you do with the money?

'''SPYRO:''' Oh, I gave it to Bad Boy to go buy a high definition TV. He’ll be back any minute.

''{Bad Boy walks in the room}''

'''DRAKE:''' Where’s the TV?

'''BAD BOY:''' Well, I traded the money for the same amount of bells.

'''SPYRO:''' Your telling me that you spent the money instead of a TV, but for Animal Crossing money.

'''BAD BOY:''' No, I mean bells. ''{gets out a bell}'' See, this one’s a cowbell. ''{starts ringing it}''

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' ''{freaked out}'' Nooooooooo!

''{A herd of cows stampede into the room running over everyone. Then the paper comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Spyro’s head when he lands on Superman to show an secret scene showing Spyro walking past a giant piece of kryptonite and taking a chunk of it of

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*This is the first time a character from the real world appeared in an email
*This is the first time Spyro actually used his cloning powers for a reason

===Explanation===
*When Superman is near his home planet Kryptonite, he gets weaker

===Inside References===
*When everyone says a current day person or place that they then don't remember is a Running Gag

===Real world References===
*Spyro thinking “Why do my thoughts echo?” Would reference episode 50 of Bonusstage where Joel thinks something similar
*Spyro’s thoughts echoing back “You’re an idiot!” (which was not what he thought) Would reference a quote from the movie “How the grinch stole Christmas”
*Spyro saying “…and I saved 15% on car insurance from Geico” Would reference Geico’s quote on their commercials.
*Animal Crossing the video game’s money is called Bells
*The Cow bell would reference the Book "Wayside school is falling down"

==Rating==

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