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==Overview==
'''Spyro mail #6'''

Spyro challenges people? Who?

'''Cast''' (in order of appearance):'' [[User:Spyrox6|Spyro]], Hunter, [[Hrwiki:Homestar|Homestar]], Lethal Person, [[Hrwiki:1-Up|1-Up]], [[Hrwiki:Strong Mad|Strong Mad]]

'''Places''': Spyro's Room, Hunter’s Room, Outside, Field, Couch, Stinkoman Game, Upstairs

'''Computer''': Dragon P. 2.0

'''Date''': November 16, 2005

'''Number of Lines''': 106

==Transcript==

'''SPYRO:''' Email Email Email Email Email Email Email, Times up.

<blockquote class="spyro"><div>Subject:Challenge</div>
Dear Spyro who is not related to that purple Dragon named Spyro,<br />
Have you ever challenged someone before?<br />
If you did, then please tell us of your recent challenge.<br />
From,<br />
Conchris of Wikiverse W1K1</blockquote>

'''SPYRO:''' Whoa. Wikiversity? I was thinking of going there. Infact, I am a member of the Homestarrunner Fannstuff Wiki. Anyways, ''{Typing}'' challenges? Course I freaking do. You just haven’t ask me. Now I did have a recent challenge, but it isn’t that exciting.

''{Cuts to Hunters room, Hunter is reading a book called How to Fry a Person with the name of a purple dragon Spyro. Spyro then leaps in the room}''

'''SPYRO:''' Are you asking for a challenge?

'''HUNTER:''' Oh look, that’s the main ingredient of Spyro Stew. ''{Picks up Spyro and walks out of the room}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Screaming} No!

''{Cuts back to the Computer}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Typing}'' So you see how that challenge went. I know, but he’s 17. Also number 17 on the challenge list. Now let’s go over Spyro’s Top 5 Challenges.

''{Cuts to a Plasma TV with a blank top 5 on it}'''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off screen}'' Number 5. I had this one challenge with a pillow.

''{Cuts to outside. The pillow is in a open window and Spyro is at the bottom of the house}''

'''SPYRO:''' Pillow! What are you doing?

''{Homestar walks in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Umm, did you say doing ''{pronounces it doyng}''?

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Confused}'' What the-What are you doing here?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I wanted to show off my new remote controlled hat.

'''SPYRO:''' Okay…Well your in the wrong year. And URL. And Email Show. And Email. And ''{Pause}'' My train of thought is still looking for another word to say. ''{Surprised}'' Hey! That’s 12!

''{Cuts to the pillow that is now falling out the window, then cuts back to Spyro who is staring at the pillow}''

'''SPYRO:''' Gasp! It’s attacking me. Better use plan Alpha Beta Delta!

'''HOMRSTAR:''' That sounds like three plans.

''{Cuts to Spyro does a backward flip (in slow motion), and kicks the pillow at Homestar.}'''

'''HOMESTAR''' ''{Off Screen}'' Ahhh! Marshmallows! Why have you betrayed me?

''{Cuts to a field where a bunch of people in armor are standing around including Spyro}''

''{Spyro walks up to a very armored up guy with a huge sword}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off Screen}'' Number 4! I was then commanded to walk up to a very lethal person.

'''LETHAL PERSON:''' You will not prevail, I am invincible.

'''SPYRO:''' No your not. I have come this far to win. You will not win.

''{Spyro leaps up and hit the Lethal Person, then freezes at the part where he hit him}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off Screen}'' Too bad it from a Game Boy Advanced game.

''{Cuts to the couch and Spyro and Hunter are sitting there}''

'''HUNTER:''' That wasn’t a challenge. That was video game challenging.

'''SPYRO:''' Shut up. It’s getting to the good part.

''{Cuts to a Stinkoman Game with Spyro in it running up to the Dark Shadowy Figure}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off Screen}'' Number three, I challenged the Dark Shadowy Figure on September 1.

'''HUNTER:''' ''{Off Screen and sounding Angry}'' He wasn’t even a boss by then!

''{Cuts back to the couch}''

'''SPYRO:''' On the contrary Hunter.

''{Cuts back to the game}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Off Screen}'' I had my freeze ray from 2 emails ago ''{Spyro gets out his freeze ray and freezes the Dark Shadowy Figure}''

''{Cuts back to the couch}''

'''HUNTER:''' ''{Annoyed}'' Ok, that statement had nothing to do with my remark.

'''SPYRO:''' Exactly.

'''HUNTER:''' ''{Pause}'' You do not make any sense anymore. Come to think of it, when have you made sen-

'''SPYRO:''' ''{Cutting off}'' Number 2. I had this one challenge with Hunter. ''{Hunter gives a shocked look}''

'''HUNTER:''' ''{Angrily}'' But I won that challenge, and almost cooked you.

'''SPYRO:''' Almost ''{Exaggerates the beginning of almost}''. And besides, you didn’t almost cook me.

''{Cut’s to a flashback of Hunters room where Hunter is reading. Spyro walks in.}''

'''SPYRO:''' ''{In a cheap sounding voice}'' Hi. I am Spyro. I walk in.

'''HUNTER:''' ''{Also in a cheap voice}'' I am Hunter. I dead. Sorry Hamburger. ''{Falls down}''

''{Cuts back to the couch}''

'''HUNTER:''' That was a cheap Powered by Spyro Animation.

'''SPYRO:''' Yes and it was real.

'''HUNTER:''' No, it was you saw through your eyes when I almost cooked you.

''{1-Up walks in the room}''

'''1-UP:''' Well, that’s not what I saw through my eyes.

''{Cuts to a real jar of mayonnaise. After 5 seconds, it cuts back to the couch where Spyro and Hunter are looking weirded out expression}''

'''SPYRO:''' That really wasn’t relevant to our argument. Any dang ways, the Number one challenge I ever had, is, um.

'''HUNTER:''' Is what? The time a door to door salesman got purple duced by you?

'''SPYRO:''' No, it just that, ever gotten that strange feeling that somewhere, somehow, someone, somewhen, sometimes, somewhy is calling you a purple dragon or a cheetah?

'''HUNTER:''' What? No.

'''SPYRO:''' Because he’s ejecting you from the couch! Beep.

''{The couch springs up where Hunter was sitting. Hunter crashes through the ceiling. It then cuts to upstairs showing Hunter strangely standing on his head on top of Strong Mad}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I have a funny hat!

'''HUNTER:''' Wait. How am I on top of you. Wait, how are you on the ceilin-''{cuts of}''

''{Cuts back to the couch. You hear Hunter getting crushed by Strong Mad}''

'''SPYRO:''' And that my friends is my numero uno challenge. For 3 reasons. 1: Hunter got squished. 2: It was number 1. And Q: I got to watch TV. Ok, until next time- ''{A piece of the ceiling hit’s him}'' Ow.

''{Spyro looks up. Strong Mad and Hunter fall through the ceiling causing smoke, piles of debris, and ceiling to appear falling everywhere. A watermelon with a rocket zooms from the left of the screen to the right. It then cuts to a black screen that says technical difficulties. Then cuts back to the couch where Spyro is sitting on it, and there is a hole in the ground in the shape of Strong Mad and Hunters body.}''

'''SPYRO:''' Ok, until next time, I might keep that hole there to the basement. Preeow.

''{The paper comes down}''

==Fun Facts==

===Real World References===
*The Watermelon is a reference to the Kamikaze Watermelon

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