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== Summary ==
After a rough time escaping one of the biggest world disasters of the 20th century, the crew dry themselves off and put the Time Machine away, never to fall into the wrong hands again. That is, until it's found straight after and used inappropriately due to the shenanigans of B-621 and Unholy Tracy.

== Transcript ==
The scene opens with the Time Machine fading in from time and space. As it fully materializes in present-time, the door opens, and the whole crew tumble out of it, every single one of them ringing wet from seawater. They all struggle to pick themselves up, while shaking all the water off their bodies.

'''RYAN-X:''' Right. This is ''the last time'' I go on holiday with any of you.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey, how was I supposed to know that out of all the 20th century luxury cruises we could have gone on, we just happened to go on the one that sunk?

'''RYAN-X:''' Gee, I don't know! Reading a history book, perhaps? Hell, you could have just watched the goddamn movie to see what happens!

'''WADE:''' I dunno 'bout you guys, but I-a thought it was fun-fun-fun!!!

'''CHAOS:''' That's only because you spent the whole entire cruise trip eating in the banquet hall.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, you were so deep in your eating trance that we actually had to save you from the water!

'''CHAOS:''' You should thank him, really. I just suggested that we go ahead and leave you behind. It's not like we don't have enough annoying novelty characters onboard, anyhow.

'''B-621:''' MAN, THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME. GUYS, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO BACK AGAIN. LIKE... TO THE 1960S. SEE ALL THE COOL HIPPIES AND STUFF, YEAH.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yeah, man. Like.. go back and smoke bud with Hendrix or something. This machine, dude, we could do absolutely anything.

'''CHAOS:''' Yeah, as much as I'd like to do all that shit, you really have to keep in mind that we were lucky that we didn't mess things up when we were on the Titanic. Man, who would know what would happen if we hung out with Hendrix, huh? Knowing you idiots, we'd probably end up causing World War III. Seph? Tell them.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well personally, I don't think it would be that much of a big-...

'''CHAOS:''' DAMN IT SEPH, IT'S THE LAW OF PARADOXES. YOU KNOW...YOU DO SHIT IN THE PAST, AND IT EFFECTS SHIT IN THE FUTURE? NO. NO. TIME MACHINE IS OFF-LIMITS, FOR SCIENTIFIC USE ONLY.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey, I'm the captain here, I-...

'''CHAOS:''' I CREATED THE DAMN MACHINE. NO, I DECLARE THE MACHINE OFF-LIMITS. GO MESS SHIT UP IN SOME OTHER PLACE.

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 '''SEPHIROTH:''' Right, let's do this.
-''{Sephiroth, Chaos, and Unholy Tracy climb into the machine and launch it. Cut to 1941 Berlin. The time machine lands right in front of the Reichstag, in an almost convenient manner.}''
+''{Sephiroth, Chaos, and Unholy Tracy climb into the machine and launch it. Cut to 1941 Berlin. The time machine lands right in front of the Reichstag, in an almost convenient manner. The three climb out, and Chaos disguises the machine by throwing a cloth over it.}''
 '''SEPHIROTH:''' So, Chaos? Any idea how much time has passed here since B-2 landed?
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 '''B-621:''' Metal beast? Now that's just rude, mister! I am not a beast, I was programmed with special table manners, thank you very much!

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 '''SEPHIROTH:''' Guys, let's not argue, let's just get in there and grab him as quick as possible.
-'''JOSE GONZALES, MEXICAN SPACE JANITOR:''' Putos
+''{Cut to the interior of the Reichstag. The three are walking down the aisles, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible.}''
-''{Jose sweeps}''
+'''CHAOS:''' You know, I don't approve of any of the nasty stuff these guys have done, but you can't fault them on their fashion choices.

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	'''SEPHIROTH:''' Guys, let's not argue, let's just get in there and grab him as quick as possible.		'''SEPHIROTH:''' Guys, let's not argue, let's just get in there and grab him as quick as possible.
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		+	'''JOSE GONZALES, MEXICAN SPACE JANITOR:''' Putos
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		+	''{Jose sweeps}''