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Created page with '''{Tune of "Eye of the Tiger Chorus plays at the computer desk}'' '''SLAS:''' IT'S THE... EMAIL'S STUPID QUESTION... THAT KEEPS YOU ALL ENTERTAINED. I FEEL LIKE NO LONGER SINGIN...'

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''{Tune of "Eye of the Tiger Chorus plays at the computer desk}''

'''SLAS:''' IT'S THE... EMAIL'S STUPID QUESTION... THAT KEEPS YOU ALL ENTERTAINED. I FEEL LIKE NO LONGER SINGING.

''{Tune ends in a record scratch}''

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<div>Subject: Wlecome to the neighborhood!</div>
Dear 977,<br>
Welcome to the neighborhood! Here are a few things to remember:
#Always put out fivesday decorations. ALWAYS.
#Stay away from the old man down the street.
#If anyone asks if you have a finger box, say you have one made out of red plastic.<br>
#Never mention clue around me.
~The other 977
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'''SLAS:''' No, he messed up. This is what it should read.

''{Slas' head blocks the screen while he types. Chalk noises can be heard. After five seconds, he moves, revealing he typed new stuff but chalked out old stuff.}''

'''SLAS:''' NOW we have a winner.

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<div>Subject: Wlecome to the neighborhood!</div>
Dear <s>977</s> Guy who wins the race at the end of Rocky or something,<br>
Welcome to the <s>neigh</s> gay-borhood! Here are a few things to <s>remember</s> beat the hell out of:
#<s>Always put out fivesday decorations. ALWAYS</s> Me.
#<s>Stay away from the old man down the street</s> Myself.
#<s>If anyone asks if you have a finger box, say you have one made out of red plastic</s> I.<br>
#Never mention <s>clue</s> girls around me, as I am a homophobe.
~The other <s>977</s> idiot on Earth, meaning everyone but Slas
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''{Slas laughs out loud.}''

'''SLAS:''' ''{not completly calmed down}'' Oh, I wish that was what he really sent. ''{Calms down}'' 779, I'm afraid you're too late. I already decided I HATE fivesday. It's not even capitalized! Second, the old man gave me this computer! He acted weird though. Said I needed to "repay the favor" later. Third, I frankly told them they can shove it, and really, REALLY did make one, then beat them with it. Fourth, clue.

''{Zooms out to show Zoo looking like Goku standing next to . He suddenly screams and goes Super Saian on Slas' ass. Slas screams and is taken offscreen. A "Chuck Chuck" is heard, followed by the Paper coming down.}''

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''{5 seconds later Jake comes in.}}''

'''JAKE:''' ''{yelling}'' Whatver he does, Slas, you're paying for it!

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