Skub: moved Skully B. Hates Your Show/3 to Skully B. Hates You/3

2009-06-27T04:59:07Z

moved Skully B. Hates Your Show/3 to Skully B. Hates You/3

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== Overview ==
Skully B.'s likes are shattered, one by one.

==RAview==

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Wow, we're already off to a good start. RAview indeed.</blockquote>

On the strange, near pointless holiday we people call "Christmas"

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "The birthday of Jesus? P'shaw, I say!"</blockquote>

I was fortunate ebough to be getting a Nintendo Wii from my distant family members.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "Alright, Paul, if this will keep him away from us, we'll spend the hours in line!"</blockquote>

Now, I was rather confused as earlier that day I'd rummaged through my stocking to be finding Prince of Persia and Gears of War two.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' ''Video games'' as ''stocking stuffers''?! Christ, child!
<br/><br/>
'''JESUS:''' Somebody called?</blockquote>

I also got a line-up of mediocre games in Wii sports, Bully Scholarship and House of the Dead.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Bully is not mediocre. You shut up.</blockquote>

Seeing as Bully and House of the dead a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to mediocre,

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Way to mediocre, video games! You guys need to shape up.</blockquote>

the former nearly reducing me to tears,

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "THIS STANDARD LAUNCH TITLE IS ''BULL''"</blockquote>

I'm just gonna stay with Wii sports and a recent addiotion to "games I have" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Starting with Wii Sports, the game seemed to be created specifically to show of all the new capibilities of the wii:

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Which is entirely what a launch title is ''for''.</blockquote>

Motion sensing, nunchuck, Mii, bad graphics, repetitiveness and arm strain.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "IF YOU DON'T HAVE PERFECT GRAPHICS AND GUNS THEN IT'S NOT WORTH MY TIME >:("</blockquote>

The rules are simple: you get given a a stick

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' IA IA STICK</blockquote>

and a

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Finger off the "A" key, kiddo.</blockquote>

have to wiggle it around to simulate various sports, ideally, tennis, baseball, bowling, boxing and golf.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Wow, it's almost like most of those games are actually played with long rods!</blockquote>

Despite the simpleness of the game it still insists on teslling you how to do it, you think we would've got it by now nintendo.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M ELEVEN" or however old you are.</blockquote>

Simarlarly,

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' pfff hahaha</blockquote>

the game tells us to make sure the room was clear before we began, when I first played it, the things in the room were a Christmas tree, my yound cousin, my dad, my mum, my aunt, my uncle, my brother, a table, a cat that will scrath even the slightest movement it sees and a TV. How am I supposed to move all that?

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' USE YOUR HANDSSSSSSS</blockquote>

Now, moving on to brawl. This game is addictive, a bit to much as it was about halfway between a big fight between Kirby, Mario, Bowser and Wolf when I realised the game is actually pretty not great, but couldn't stop playing as when my cat leapt on to my lap I found myself grasping for the "A" button.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' I couldn't stop not even for a second to put in a period because I was having too much fun with my Wii I HATE THE WII"</blockquote>

I was hooked, and I couldn't do anything about it. However, the one thing that ticks me off is character unlocking.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "WORKING TOWARD MY GOALS IS BULLCRAP"</blockquote>

Brawl, I want to play as Luigi, so let me. I don't want to have to complete story mode, beat a hundered games or barbecue a racoon to do so.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Haha, barbecue a raccoon! How delightfully non sequitur!</blockquote>

So, in all, thw Wii is fairly annoying. But lovable. I'm a hardcore, shooter lover, but I can still enjoy the qick break from gritty realism to men with oversized heads.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' "I like to take time off of slowly fueling my nerd rage to let it out with cartoon characters GOD I HATE THE WII"</blockquote>

Hey, if they finally make a good shooter game, it may give my Xbox a run for his money.

-Awaiting abuse,

SI Yahtzee.

<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' I am crying on the inside and it will not stop.</blockquote>

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