Ninja Pom Pom: /* Places */

2009-08-22T23:47:59Z

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This is the lounge. This is where the sweet party action is.

If you haven't been let in, wait until you are, okay?

== The Party ==
=== Places ===
* [[Skully B.'s Awesome Birthday Mixer (BYOB)/kart|Racetrack]]

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''{The room is decorated with all manner of party... decorations. Music is playing. Strangely, nobody is around, save for Stan.}''

''{KP and comp. enter}''

'''KP:''' Hey, I heard I needed to bring ''{whispers}'' <small>Fanta.</small> And Fat Princess.

'''STAN:''' Hey, awesome! Just toss them in the fridge over there. ... I'm assuming Fat Princess is a cocktail, by the way.

''{Stan points to a mini-bar at the other side of the room. He then walks over there and stands behind it.}''

'''STAN:''' Alright, business is open!

''{slide to show KP}''

'''KP:''' Acctually it's a PS3 game where you gotta save your princess while the enemy feeds your princess.

''{throws the Fanta in}''

''{CG and the others enter}''

'''CG:''' Hey soup guys.

'''STAN:''' Yo! How's it going, guys?

'''RISKK:''' Hey, can I be your character? They hate me.

'''KP:''' ''{offscreen}'' YOU GO TO PARTIES!

''{CG slides next to Stan}''

'''CG:''' Psst... where do we put the presents? ''{Gestures to Vid, who is struggling under the weight of the object}''

'''KP:''' I dumped it in Skull B's room.

'''STAN:''' You mean the garage? Uh, I'd put it on the table over there.

''{KP has the present}''

'''KP:''' Kay.

''{puts it on the table}''

'''VID:''' ''{hoisting the package onto the table}'' That thing, was ''heavy.''

'''CG:''' Shut up. Hey, KP, how's the party?

'''KP:''' Good. I won '''Best Outfit'''.

''{Homestrong and Samuel enter}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Didn't I tell you, Samuel? Death threats are the only way to go!

'''SAMUEL:''' ...Right. So why are we here again?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Simple, really. We are here to activate my evil plan!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Rolls eyes}'' Oh joy...

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Shut up. Now, I'll tell you the details later. But first, get on every one's good side. We have to gain some trust first...

'''SAMUEL:''' ...I'll just go grab some of the fanta. ''{Walks off}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' .... ''{Muttering under breath}'' Lazy, good for nothing...

''{Assistant walks in. Number Two stays in the doorway and pulls him back.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Assistant... do you ''see'' them?

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yeah. It's a guy with his friend.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Don't they look ''familiar''?!

'''ASSISTANT:''' Nah.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Tall, skinny pale guy and a short, brooding, villain?

'''ASSISTANT:''' How do you know that they're evi-

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... I'm gonna ask what's up.

'''ASSISTANT:''' No, you know what? I don't want to be a part of this.

''{Assistant walks over to the bar.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' You do whatever. Tonight, I'm gonna party.

''{Number Two groans as he sits down near the bar as well.}''

''{Samuel sits down at the bar, orange fanta in hand}''

'''SAMUEL:''' Oh, fanta. Your commercials are obnoxius, but you never cease to deliver.

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{to himself}'' Yeah, I know... ''{to Stan}'' Can I get a little sump'm sump'm?

'''STAN:''' Certainly!

''{Stan pours a drink in a martini glass and hands it to Assistant. He takes a sip.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Hm... that's good!

'''KP:''' I dressed as Pom Pom.

'''RISKK:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah, their is no contest. And you're not dressed.

'''KP:''' Anyways, WHO'S READY FO LINKIN PARK?! OR LINKIN '''POM'''?!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Sarcastically, under breath}'' Oh yes, cause we all love off-key whining...

''{KP pops his head onscreen screaming}''

'''KP:''' HELLOOOOOOOO PEOPLE OF SKULL B'S BASH! YOU READY FOR US TO MAKE YOU PUKE!?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Fake enthusiasm}'' NO!

'''KP:''' GOOD CAUSE WE SUCK AND EVEN I WOULDN'T BUY OUR CD!

''{lifts up the CD}''

''{Bell and co. enter}''

'''BELL:''' Hmm... Hey, Homestrong! Come over here for a second!

''{KP comes onscreen}''

'''KP:''' Don't buy our CD!

'''STAN:''' ''{to Assistant}'' Reverse psychology. Gets you every time.

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yeah, if you're braindead.

''{Stan is now holding five CDs.}''

'''STAN:''' Nah, it could happen to anybody.

'''KP:''' ''{talking like the villan on El Tigre}'' Wow, didn't see that one coming.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Hmm? ''{Walks up to Bell}'' What is it? I have evil plans t- ...I mean, um... hey there!

'''BELL:'''''{pulls out the searche lightlights he got SkullB, sets it to the strobe light setting, shines it in Homestrong's eyes}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' OH JESUS CHRIST ''{Falls down}'' SAMUEL GET OVER HERE AT ONCE

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Turns his head quickly to look at Homestrong. Turns away}'' 'Kay. ''{Takes a sip of the fanta}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' SAMUEL I MEAN IT

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Still not looking at Homestrong}'' I'm walking over as we speak.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' I hate you...

'''BELL:'''''{turns off the strobe lights}'' Heh.

'''TRACY:'''''{looks around}'' Hey, where's Skullbuggy?

'''KP:''' I do not compute.

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{kicks KP}''

'''BELL:''' Hmm... ''{walks over to Samuel, whispers something into his ear, pulls out some very thin frabic and glue, points to Homestrong, and then MB}''

''{cut back to KP on ground holding his leg}''

'''KP:''' DAMMIT! I'M A NERD! I ''MAKE'' THOSE JOKES!

'''SAMUEL:''' Hmmm... sure. Go ahead.

'''KP:''' THAT'S IT!

''{Samuel kicks him}''

'''BELL:''' Alright! ''{runs back over to Homestrong, pours glue all over him, sticks the carpeting on him}'' Hey, MB! Look what I got you!

'''MB:''' Hmm? ''{looks at the fabric-covered Homestrong and pauses. Claws extend out from his fingerless hands. MB runs over to Homestrong and starts scratching him}''

''{cut to Riskk hacking into Skull B's computer}''

'''RISKK:''' Now he has '''THE''' best virus eater '''EVER!'''

'''ZOE:''' Amen to that!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Watching Homestrong get the crap scratched out of him while he screams in pain}'' Now THIS is entertainment!

'''MB:'''''{notices Homestrong wiggling around, starts biting him along with scratching}''

'''STAN:''' ... What's going on?

'''ASSISTANT:''' I tuned it out a while ago. More gin!

''{Number Two walks up to Homestrong and MB.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey! Cat-kimono-thing. Outta the way.

'''MB:''' ROWR! ''{scratches at Number Two's face, continues scratching at Homestrong}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Ow! Wh-why does that ''hurt''?!

''{Number Two squats down to meet Homestrong at eye level.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey. I overheard you were evil?

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{offscreen}'' He was kinda shouting about it.

'''LEO:''' What happening?

'''SG:''' Not much. 2's tryin' to talk to that... thing... getting mauled by an anime over there, and Zoe and Riskk are messin' with the big S's computer. And... I have to keep Squatcha away from the snacks. Bye now.

'''LEO:''' Kay. SO........ got any Halo helmets?

'''STAN:''' If it isn't a cocktail, I wouldn't know.

''{cut to Luigi}''

''{silence}''

'''LUIGI:''' I need a smoke.

''{walks out the balcony}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Gets up}'' Why, yes. I am... the almighty Homestrong! ULTIMATE VILLAIN GENIUS! ''{Ominous lightning}'' ...Where does that keep coming from!?

'''SONIC:''' I want pudding!

'''CG:''' So do I. So do I. ''{takes a bottle out of his coat and takes a swig, then replaces the bottle}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{to Homestrong}'' Yeah, you? You're stealing my gimmick.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ... I beg pardon?!

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''I'm'' the evil guy who conspires against his brother! ''I'm'' the one with a tall, lanky, snarky assistant! ''I'm'' the biggest ham here!

'''KP:''' I JUST WANT TO FRICKEN START THE ACTIVITES! <small>ow......scabula.</small>

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Closeup}'' Are you challenging my villaintastic powers!?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Is villaintastic even a word?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Shut up.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Perhaps.

'''STAN:''' What kind of activities? Like... a game of charades?

'''KP:''' No, like go-karts.

'''STAN:''' Oh! We'll get to it, trust me.

'''KP:''' Ok, til then, I NEED A MEDIC!

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...Samuel!

''{Short pause}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...SAMUEL.

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Walks onscreen. Sighs}'' What?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' It is time we prepare our... EVIL PLAN! Alright, you... bone...car...robot... guy! How about a little challenge? Whoever causes the most villainy by the end of the party becomes the ultimate villain!

'''RISKK:''' Who wants a sidekick, cause my friends hate me.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' I accept your challenge, egg-head! ''Assistant''!

''{Assistant walks over.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yo.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Help me do ne'er-well, okay?

'''ASSISTANT:''' ... Nah.

''{Assistant walks off.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... What do you mean ''nah''?! Am I- am I seriously alone here? This is bull!

'''RISKK:''' I'm still availible. I can hack ANYTHING. Oh, but Skull B's Myspace.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- ''{Coughs}'' ...Nerd!

'''RISKK:''' Do ''YOU'' have a hacker!?

'''MB:'''''{pauses}'' ROWR! ''{attacks Homestrong}''

'''RISKK:''' YEA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

'''SAMUEL:''' ...I think I'll just stay out of this too. ''{Walks away}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' OW! No! Come- DEAR LORD- back! STOP IT!

'''RISKK:''' So I'm working for you? ''{looks at Number Two}''

''{Sephiroth comes in, looking all scruffy and sporting a beard.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow.. My watch says only 10 minutes have passed, but it feels that I've been walking for a week!

'''{Luigi comes in}''

'''LUIGI:''' Wait..... SePhItRoTh?!

''{ Luigi starts to fight}''

''{suddenly stops}''

'''LUIGI:''' Oh. Wiki Seph. Sorry.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Alright, Crapskull. Looks like we're both on our own here. BUT! I shall triumph! That guy was holding me back...

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Yeah... me too. Now, then... my first evil action shall be thus!

''{Number Two knocks over a vase. It doesn't break, so he has to pick it up and hit it against the wall. He groans as it refuses to break. He then tosses it outside.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''HA''! Now where will he find his vase? Nobody knows! ''{laughs maniacally}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Oh yeah!? Well... ''{Runs over to fridge. Grabs one of the fantas and shakes it up. Runs back}'' Now when somebody wants an orange beverage... THEY'LL GET ALL STICKY! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Not noticing those two}'' Dayum, I am parched!! ''{Goes over and takes the Fanta and opens it with nothing bad happening. He drinks it in one gulp.}'' Delicious!

'''RISKK:''' Hey, I want to be in this competition! I WANT PARTNERS! Leo's bored and wants in too.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Sure, kid.

''{Number Two goes over to a doorknob and starts grasping it.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Now when somebody wants to go and open the door, it'll be like "ewwww it's all sweaty"!

''{Number Two accidentally opens the door to the next room.}''

'''RISKK:''' I just destroyed the internet and got us all the money in the world!

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Ninja Pom Pom: /* Places */