Superfield Credit Union: New page: == Summary == Superfield clears up some confusion over his name. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Superfield Credit Union, Homestar Runner, [[HRWiki:Marzipa...

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New page: == Summary == Superfield clears up some confusion over his name. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Superfield Credit Union, Homestar Runner, [[HRWiki:Marzipa...

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== Summary ==
Superfield clears up some confusion over his name.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Superfield Credit Union, [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]], [[HRWiki:Marzipan|Marzipan]]

'''Places:''' Superfield Credit Union's Living Room, Superfield Credit Union's Kitchen

'''Date:''' April 17, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' Ah, email. One of the only things that beats the Simpsons. Well, not really.

''{Clicks on "Check E-Mail" button on screen. An email pops up.}''

<blockquote class="email">
<div style="background:#60C">Subject:credit card</div>
<font color="white">
Dear Superfield Credit Union,<BR>
I would like to thank you for credit cards. I was wondering, can you renew my credit?.<BR>
From,<BR>
-Sam Man, Fighting Challenges<BR></font></blockquote>

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' ''{typing, growing steadily angrier}'' Arg! Aghpfl! AHHGHGH! I am NOT the same thing as that stupid credit card company! I just happen to like the email it came from! I am Superfield Credit Union, ''{calmly}'' or SFCU, ''{angry again}'' NOT Superfied Credit Union! The "l" makes all the difference! I AM NOT A CREDIT CARD COMPANY! THEY ARE! '''AAARRRGGGHHH!'''

''{Zoom out to show Superfield fall off his chair and pass out. Homestar Runner walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow! You're really good at yelling so everybody's houses shake! Loud prize! Ding!

''{A blue ribbon with "Loud Prize" written on it appears on Superfield's chair as Homestar says "ding".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, how did I get in here?

''{Marzipan walks by wearing and apron and carrying a tray of a pizza with wierd looking vegetables on it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' His kitchen window's shattered.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, then, I see ya later, you stupid ATM!

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' ''{mumbling}'' I'll kill you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' See ya later!

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' ''{coming to}'' Oh, my head. Wait, my window's broken!?!

''{Superfield runs out of the room. Cut to the kitchen. The window above the sink is broken with pieces of glass everywhere. A brick with a piece of paper is in the middle of the room.}''

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' Ah! My window! ''{notices brick}'' What's this?

''{Superfield takes the paper off the brick. Cut to a shot of the paper. It's written in cut-and-paste letters of a magazine.}''

<blockquote class="written">
<font size=4>Superfied Credit Union is not stupid, you are!<br />
One more insult and we'll close your account!</font></blockquote>

'''SUPERFIELD CREIDT UNION:''' ''{reads paper out loud}'' Woah. It's like I'm in a low-to-no budget horror film: "Revenge of the Wierdos Who Think That Because Something's From TV It's Cool"! I don't even belong to this stupid bank. Empty threat. But those jerks broke my window! They'll pay for this!

''{Cut to a shot of a building with a sign that says "Superfied Credit Union" on the front. Superfield is in front of it with an open carton of eggs, a small pile of rocks, and a garbage bag.}''

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' Oh, man! This is gonna be the coolest revenge ever!

''{Superfield picks up a rock and winds up to throw it. Suddenly, a bowling ball falls on Superfield's head.}''

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' Ow! What the...

''{Superfield looks up and notices two shadows on the roof. The quickly duck out of sight.}''

'''SUPERFIELD CREDIT UNION:''' Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. I mean, that stupid bank I hate.

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Superfield Credit Union: New page: == Summary == Superfield clears up some confusion over his name. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Superfield Credit Union, Homestar Runner, [[HRWiki:Marzipa...