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<p>Created page with &#039;We have these soda machines in The Commons. The first time I saw one, I noticed the pepsi bottle on the front and walked over to it with joy. ...All it had was juice, water, gat...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>We have these soda machines in The Commons.<br /> <br /> The first time I saw one, I noticed the pepsi bottle on the front and walked over to it with joy. ...All it had was juice, water, gatorade, and a whole bunch of healthy crap. False advertising yo.<br /> <br /> I chose lemonade as my daily drink. It was awesome. But... one time I pressed the lemonade button and it gave me some orange juice kinda thing. I tried it the next day. Did the same thing. This can be a huge pain in the ass. I need to send a huge complaint to that damn machine company. The worst part is I never get my money back. It sucks.<br /> <br /> The good side is that now we have one actual soda. And its godly. 2 words...<br /> <br /> GRAPE. SODA.<br /> <br /> This is now my favorite soda. I love it... but. When you press the actual grape soda button... you get Ice Tea. I discovered 10 minutes ago that the lemonade button gives you grape soda now. I'm happy I know the secret, but damn!<br /> <br /> Those machine guys need to be fired... oh well. At least I've found the love of my life.<br /> <br /> ALL I NEED IS YOU... ''{Looks at label}'' CRUSH GRAPE.</div>

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