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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Sarette Email #3'''<br />
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Sarette explains her hobbies in song.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Sarette Sprinter<br />
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'''Places:''' Sarette's Spare Room, The Slightly Different Field<br />
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'''Date:''' August 23, 2008<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 2:10<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Sing a song of Sarette!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' Emails, emails, oh, how ''{high voice}'' I love them so!<br />
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<blockquote class="sarette"><br />
<div>subject: subject: re: fwd: hai</div><br />
Hello Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name><br /><br />
What are your hobbies?<br /><br />
~Vindicator<br /><br />
<div>ATTACHMENT: crappymspaintdrawingofmoney.bmp</div></blockquote><br />
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''{Sarette reads the slashes in 'Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name>' as 'or', and after reading the said line, she says 'Wah! You just gave me a really confusing nickname!'}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' Oh, this is something I can only describe in melodious song! ''{singing}'' Wellll, I...<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette next to her yearbook cabinet.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing, flings open a drawer}'' Alphabetize my ye-earbooks!<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette picking up a fishing hook, with other fishing hooks lying in a puddle.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' See if any fish are bitin' on the hooks...<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette brushing her hair in front of a mirror.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' And I have to keep up my good looks!<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette sitting on a tall pile of record books.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' My hobbies should be on the books!<br />
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''{The pile collapses. Cut to Sarette watering a shriveling leaf.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I water my leaf tree!<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette reading an atlas.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I go over my map of Tennesee!<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette dusting the Compustine.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I clean the Compustine of any debriiiiis! I do this every day, you see?<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette on her front porch.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' And when I'm done with all of theeeese...<br />
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''{Cut to Sarette running in the Slightly Different Field to a tree.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' I talk to some treeeeees... ''{no longer singing}'' Hello, tree!<br />
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''{Sarette turns around and jumps into a pile of string cheese.}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' And I jump into piles of string cheeeeeese... ''{faster}'' And now we are done with this song. Ding!<br />
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''{The notepaper comes down, reading 'That was a really cheesy song.'}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' When I want criticism, I'll ask for it! But when I don't...<br />
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''{The notepaper comes down further, with new text reading 'Oh, fine. Click here to email Sarette.'}''<br />
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'''SARETTE:''' That's better.<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*Click on the attatchment to bring up an image of the said drawing.<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*This is the first email to have a song.<br />
*The line "Alphabetizing my yearbooks" refers to Sarette Email #2.</div>Sarette