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Brerose at 04:59, 22 September 2013

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Brerose: in soviet russia stellin is YOU

2013-09-22T04:57:01Z

in soviet russia stellin is YOU

Brerose: cliffhanger

2013-09-22T04:37:40Z

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'''SUMMARY:''' IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STELLIN KILL YOU. Well, he does it everywhere, actually.

== Transcript ==
''{HOLY FUCK A WEREWOLF IS ON TOP OF RAIKU. Yes, we're just cutting to the action, aren't we? On a farm somewhere in California where I don't know because I don't know many farms, Raiku is being pinned to the ground by a massive, hungry werewolf. His revolver is inches away from his hand, but he cannot reach it. HE WILL DI- oh wait, here comes Raggon with a shotgun.}''

'''RAGGON:''' WHAT THE FUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO?

'''RAIKU:''' JUST GET 'ER OFF ME, YOU GOT THE SILVER BULLETS?

'''RAGGON:''' FIRING THEM NOW!

''{Raggon fires two rounds into the werewolf,, knocking it back, in serious condition. Raiku pours a small vial in the wound, tranquilizing it. Raiku places a net over it, tossing it into the back of Raggon's truck. Raggon drives with Raiku in shotgun, and Raggonix, who suddenly shows up having been in the truck, in the back watching the werewolf, who has reverted into an unconscious man.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Okay, let's dump this guy over the border and be on our way.

''{As they drive through the countryside OF CALIFORNIA, a metal object lies in the road. Raggon hits it, and suddenly, a large steel blade flies up, narrowly dividing between them. A man forms out of the blade, jumping on top of the now split truck.}''

'''???:''' ''{Russian accent}'' Hello, motherfuckers.

'''RAGGON:''' The fu-

'''RAIKU:''' Holy fucking satan it's Stellin.

''{Stellin looks like YOUNG STALIN BECAUSE I CAN}''

'''STELLIN:''' Da. Nice to see you, Samiyaza.

'''RAGGON:''' Wait, you know this guy?

'''RAIKU:''' We were friends, about, four, five decades ago?

'''RAGGON:''' Hu- oh. OH. Why the fuck does a demon have a Russian accent?

'''RAIKU:''' Beats me.

'''STELLIN:''' Less chitchat, more death.

''{Stellin's arm forms into a long steel blade, as he swipes towards Raiku. Raiku narrowly dodges out of the truck, missing the blade. Raggon grabs the shotgun and begins firing at Stellin, but he deflects the shots by turning his arm into a steel shield.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Normal tactics won't work on him!

'''RAGGON:''' Then it's time. TO HEAT THINGS UP.

''{YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Raggon's hands set ablaze like some anime, as he begins projecting fire at Stellin. Stellin leaps off the truck, landing next to Raiku.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Fuck.

'''STELLIN:''' Don't worry, will be nice and painle-

''{Raggonix walks up next to Stellin, grabs his metal arm, and electrocutes it, sending massive pain.}''

'''STELLIN:''' GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKZSGADGSDGSDHSGDAGFDZ.

''{Stellin's body begins to morph in and out of liquid form, as he spins around, smashing a steel hammer arm into Raggonix, knocking him back, unconscious. Raggon charges forward with a flaming punch, but Stellin dodges, knocking him out using CQC. He approaches Raiku.}''

'''STELLIN:''' This is the end. Goodbye, Samiyaza.

''{He places a blade to Raiku's neck.}''

'''TO BE FINISHED'''

@@ Line 92: / Line 92: @@
 ''{Raggon shrugs, and heads back to the game. The overarching camera zooms in on a photo Raiku is holding, of him, Stellin, and three other unidentified people.}''
-'''RAIKU:''' It can't be...
+'''RAIKU:''' It can't be...he's dead. They're all dead.
 '''''Fin.'''''

@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 '''RAGGON:''' Hu- oh. OH. Why the fuck does a demon have a Russian accent?
-'''RAIKU:''' Beats me.
+'''RAIKU:''' Beats me, but the thing i-
 '''STELLIN:''' Less chitchat, more death.
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 '''STELLIN:''' This is the end. Goodbye, Samiyaza.
-''{He places a blade to Raiku's neck.}''
+''{He places a blade to Raiku's neck, but Raiku smiles.}''
-'''TO BE FINISHED'''
+'''RAIKU:''' Tsk, tsk. Forgot someone.