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<p>Created page with &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;SUMMARY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Pizza is good. Also, Raiku fights a vampire. And garlic is a terrible pizza topping. MORE NEWS AT 11. == Summary == &#039;&#039;{TO THE WAREHOUSE. Raiku and Raggonix are pl...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''SUMMARY:''' Pizza is good. Also, Raiku fights a vampire. And garlic is a terrible pizza topping. MORE NEWS AT 11.<br /> <br /> == Summary ==<br /> ''{TO THE WAREHOUSE. Raiku and Raggonix are playing Gran Turismo 5 (shameless sony plug) whilst Raggon is knitting socks, because he can, bitch. Raiku is winning.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAGGONIX:''' YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCK SUCK FUCKING BITCH.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Jesus Henry Christ, are you this way with /all/ video games?<br /> <br /> '''RAGGONIX:''' I AM THIS WAY WITH YOUR MOM, DICKFUCKER.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Uh, wel-<br /> <br /> ''{The phone rings. Raiku takes a quick second to get up and grab it.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' PLEASE BE A JOB.<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA PARLOR MANAGER:''' Is this the..wow that's a mouthful...SPIA?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Damn, I was hoping for a super cool bold version of it again.<br /> <br /> '''PPM:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Nothing. Yes, this is the SPIA! How may I help you?<br /> <br /> '''PPM:''' A vampire is attacking our customers.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Are you '''sure'''?<br /> <br /> '''PPM:''' Yes, I'm fucking sure, he's moving like lightning and biting people in the neck and sucking their blood.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Couldn't he just be on bath salts? Also, where are you guys?<br /> <br /> '''PPM:''' Just help us. We're Papa's Pizzeria. The address i- OH GOD AAAAH<br /> <br /> ''{The phone hangs up.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Mmhm, pizza. Okay guys, hold the fort. I have vampires to hunt. Also pizza to eat.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to '''PAPA'S PIZZERIA'''. The door is barricaded, so Raiku drives through it.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' I'm here, bitches.<br /> <br /> '''RANDOM DUDE:''' FUCK, IS THIS GUY OUR SAV- GAAAAH<br /> <br /> ''{The vampire, who is totally some old dude, attacks the random dude and eats him. Raiku pulls out a stake.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Oh shit. This is an actual vampire. I was hoping it was just a guy on bath salts.<br /> <br /> ''{Back at the warehouse, Raggon is now..knitting underwear. Cut back. The vampire lunges at Raiku, who sidesteps, tripping into a booth.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU;''' GAH! Fucking vampires, ruining my fanfiction. Why can't you sparkle?<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku lunges, but the vampire is too fast, dashing backwards and dodging him. Raiku keeps lunging, but keeps missing as well.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' FIGHT ME, YOU ASSHOLE.<br /> <br /> '''VAMPIRE:''' Gladly.<br /> <br /> ''{The vampire charges Raiku, knocking him through a wall. Raiku is knocked unconscious, as the vampire approaches him, ready to eat him, until he notices the stake in his heart.}''<br /> <br /> '''VAMPIRE:''' Fuck.<br /> <br /> ''{The vampire turns to ash, falling onto Raiku, who wakes up, sneezing vampire dust.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Eww, mini vampire intestines in my sinuses.<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku looks around, noticing everyone is dead.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Shit, I still need to get paid.<br /> <br /> ''{He proceeds to rob both the cash register and the safe, before heading home.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Raggon is now done knitting two quilts.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Raggon, how do you knit so fast?<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' Magic.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' YOU FILTHY WITCH!<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku chases after Raggon, before tripping into a wall and passing out.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAGGON:''' Good night, Raiku.<br /> <br /> '''''Fin.'''''</div>

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