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'''SSXMail 5. We'll Have a Duel!''' 
'''Created On''' 
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' N/A 
'''Locations:''' N/A 

== Transcript ==

''{The emails begins with XOF at his computer.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Email to the left, and email to the right! Checkin' my emails from day to night!

<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>
Dear X2F, 
Want to have a battle? 
I'll probably win. We can 
go to the Glitch Zone and 
fight there. 
See you there, 
Crüsäder 
 </blockquote>

'''X ON FIRE''' Well, Cursed Vader, I'll accept, but mark my words, you have greatly underestimated me. ''{teleports away}''

''{Meanwhile, Dark X is busy monitoring X On Fire.}''

'''DARK X:''' Hmm, so XOF is going off to battle? This will be the perfect chance for me to finalize my plan. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

''{Cut to Crüsäder in an unknown room. He takes his weaponry case.}

'''CRüSäDER:''' Hmph. Looks like that wimp XOF finally decided to accept my challenge. Well, he's in for one rude awakening... ''{cracks knuckles}''

''{The entire room turns completely black except for Crüsäder. Dark X's outline appears.}''

'''DARK X:''' I've heard that you are going to fight X On Fire.

'''CRüSäDER:''' What's it to ya?

'''DARK X:''' I am his sworn enemy. ''{covers Crüsäder in a white myst}'' This will make you much more powerful.

'''CRüSäDER:''' Yeah? I have enough power. ''{takes out a Darkness Emerald}'' This is my power. So back off, or else.

'''DARK X:''' NOBODY ORDERS OR THREATENS ME! WHEN THE TIME COMES, YOU, ALONG WITH X ON FIRE, WILL BE DESTROYED BY MY FORCES! ''{teleports away}''

'''CRüSäDER:''' ''{laughing}'' What a dork.

''{Meanwhile, in the Glitch Zone...}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Man, where is Crüsäder, anyway?

'''CRüSäDER:''' ''{grabs his "neck" from behind}'' Right here. ''{throws him at a Browntant}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{blasts the Browntant}'' Pathetic. ''{charges superfast at Crüsäder}''

'''CRüSäDER:''' ''{holds him back with one hand}'' Hmph.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Enough of this. ''{jumps far out of sight and smashes down on Crüsäder, breaking the sound barrier}''

'''CRüSäDER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh wow. That really hurt, lemme tell ya. ''{fires a DarkBeamTM?!? at XOF}'' Chew on that one for a while.

'''X ON FIRE:''' AH! ''{X fizzles out}'' NO! MY X! You may have gotten rid of my main power source, which I am nearly powerless without, but I'll still win somehow!

'''CRüSäDER:''' Just forget it. You obviously can't win.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Is that so?

'''CRüSäDER:''' What're you going to do? Catch my shirt on fire? Face it. Without your X, you'll never win.

''{Crüsäder teleports away.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Ogh...I need to recharge. ''{teleports home}''

''{Cut to Dark X's lair.}''

'''DARK X:''' That little brat seems to have quite a bit of fighting ability. ''{sighs}'' I don't think he has the heart to kill X On Fire...''{dramatic closeup}'' I guess I'll have to give him some...motivation! ''{dramatic music}''

''{Cut to the room from the first email's easter egg. X On Fire is deactivated, and plugged into generators. His X begins sparkling.}''

''{The paper comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
== Fun Facts ==
===References===
*The email's title is from [[HRWiki:Parsnips 'A Plenty|Parsnips 'A Plenty]].
===General Fun Facts===

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