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'''SSXMail 1. The Grand Beginning''' 
'''Created On''' 15:37, 28 Sep 2005 (MDT) 
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' [[User:X On Fire|X On Fire]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]] 
'''Locations:''' Dark Area, Strong Bad's Computer Room, X On Fire's House, Bathroom 

XOF starts off with a quest...to be finished in email 50. He also talks about his hair, for some reason. Weirdo...

== Transcript ==

''{Static appears, which slowly fades into a pitch-black room, and X On Fire's outline can be seen.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Hello. My name is X On Fire. I have been trapped in Free Country for a week now. Many of you may consider this a dream come true, but I have more important things to deal with. An evil force who was created to destroy, named Dark X, has trapped me here, with only one way of escaping. If I ever want to go home, I must find a ship called the "Omega Starcarrier." It is the only ship powerful enough to survive the trip. If I do not get home soon, Dark X will completely destroy my entire home planet. Unfortunately, all traces of the Omega Starcarrier have been lost for millions of years. I may be here for a while.

''{The darkness fades away, and reveals that X On Fire is in Strong Bad's Computer Room. The Lappy is gone, and X On Fire is using the "Type-Zap 9000".}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{jumps up, looks at the email summary}'' What? I'm not staying here for 50 emai- er, I mean, days...Yeah, let's go with that...

''{X On Fire jumps back down, and looks at the screen.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Hey everybody. According to some ''jerk'', not mentioning any names, I'm going to be here for a while. Well, I gue- Wait. Who are you? What are you doing here? Why are you watching me? AAAAHHHH! ''{runs offscreen}''

''{Cut to the side of Strong Bad's house. X On Fire runs on from the left.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Woah, that was a clo- Ahhh! They're following me! AAAHHH!!! ''{runs away, and heads back inside his house, and locks the door}'' LEAVE ALL ME ALONE!

''{Cut to a techinical difficulties screen, which disappears after five seconds. X On Fire is back in SB's Computer Room.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Sorry about that. Now, let's get to the email thing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs in from the left, angry}'' HEY! THE EMAIL SHOW IS MINE! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOut.. ''{notices X On Fire is there}'' Err, I mean, about time you started answering emails! Well, I have to go on a mission to the moon for an undisclosed period of time. Bye! ''{runs away}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, I guess I should give you a tour of my house.

''{X On Fire walks out of the room, revealing that the room he was just in was in a small box, in a huge mansion. X On Fire's voice echos as he talks.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Pretty sweet, isn't it? Oh, and if you're wondering why SB's Computer room is here, well, we made a deal. If he gave it to me, I would not kill him that day. ''{walks back into the computer room and sits down at the Type-Zap 3000}'' What, did you expect me to sing some stupid rap? ''{clicks on an "OPEN DOS" icon, and types the following}''

<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>
a>open file_ssxmail.exe█ 
 
Hey X Man, 
Have you ever dyed your hair? Or do you not even have hair? 
A'ight, 
Lunar Jesty 

| </blockquote>

'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Well, Lunjes...I...well...I don't. Since I'm an X, I have no need to. But, there was that one time when I got that system virus...

''{Fade to one of X On Fire's memories. He is in a bathroom, with hair jel in his hand.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, since I am obviously a living creature, and not a robot, let alone a virused robot, I see no harm in dyeing my hair. ''{opens the hair jel bottle}''

''{Hair jel spills all over X On Fire's X. Sparks begin flying out.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' KKKkkaZZZZrlloo... ''{falls onto the ground}''

''{Fade back to present day}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' AUGH! THE PAIN! THE MEMORY! IT SHALL HAUNT ME FOREVER! WHY DID I TRY TO DIE MY HAIR? ''{returns to normal, speaks sarcastically}'' Well, thanks, Lungeman. Now I have to erase my memory ''again''. I hope you're happy. ''{walks off}''

''{The Paper comes down. It reads, "Hello, people. Please don't tell Strong Bad I'm helping XOF." More of it prints out, reading, "Click here to email X On Fire at fireman@genericwebsite.net."}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "XOF" on the paper to see the following scene:
:''{X On Fire is in a room with large screens all around him. He takes out a small wire. His X is open, and he begins hitting it with the wire.

:'''X ON FIRE:''' Arg! Ow! AH! ''{the wire gets stuck}'' AAAAHHHHH! ''{shuts down, and then immediately turns back on}'' Em pleh ydobemos nac, ylsuoires?
== Fun Facts ==
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