JCM: Reverted edits by JCM (Talk) to last version by X On Fire

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Reverted edits by JCM (Talk) to last version by X On Fire

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'''SSXMail 3. Biolizard''' 
'''Created On''' June 17th, 2006 
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Thatkidsam, Icreature, Bubs, Biolizard, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat 
'''Locations:''' Bubs' Concession Stand, Bubs' Impound Lot, XOF's House, The Stick, [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros.|NSMB]] Level 1-1(easter egg) 

==Transcript==
''{X On Fire, Thatkidsam, and Icreature are sitting at the back of Bubs'.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' What are we going to do about the world ending?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I already told you that's not going to happen.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Oh.

''{Bubs leans in from the side, balancing a bunch of sno-cones on top of each other.}''

'''BUBS:''' Because of you lounging around my stand, you're scaring off my customers!

'''X ON FIRE:''' How so?

'''BUBS:''' I'm not authorized to tell you that.

''{Long pause.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...WHAT??!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!!@#$%^&*()_+}|?>

'''BUBS:''' Just get away! Away!

'''ICREATURE:''' Whatever. We don't need him.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Technically, we do.

''{Thatkidsam points to the right, to Bubs' Impound Lot, which has a dagger-shaped car in the middle}''

'''ICREATURE:''' Oh, no! He got the Stabmobile!

'''X ON FIRE:''' Don't worry. I'll handle this. The town fears me, so I can abuse them. ''{floats up to Bubs}'' Hey, Bubs, who said we have to leave?

'''BUBS:''' Well, uh, um...Bye! ''{runs off}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{walks back to the back}'' Done.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{mumbling}'' I wish I could do that... The only thing I've got going for me is the Stabmobile, and I don't have that anymore.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Hold on. ''{walks to the front of the stand}'' Hey, Bubs. I need a couple favors from you.

'''BUBS:''' What do you need?

'''X ON FIRE:''' The Stabmobile, and my house rebuilt.

'''BUBS:''' Yes, sir. ''{takes the Stabmobile keys out of his pocket, gives them to XOF, and runs off}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{walks over to the back of Bubs', tosses the keys to Thatkidsam}'' Bubs should be working on my house now.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Okay, good. Can't let ol' Stabby go. ...So, was your computer in your house when it got crushed?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Yeah, it wa-''{stops dead in his tracks}'' AH! ''{runs off to his destroyed house}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, how's your computer?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Not too good. Watch. ''{turns on computer}''

'''AOL VOICE(ON COMPUTER):''' You've got Fred Fredburger! ''{[[Wikipedia:Fred FredBurger|Fred Fredburger]] appears onscreen}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ew. Ew. Ew. I suggest you use my N-Gage. ''{Hands XOF a beat-up-looking pice of electronics}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' You have an N-Gage? ''{turns on N-Gage}''

<blockquote style="border: 3px solid #4169E1;background: #4169E1;background-repeat: no-repeat;background-position: bottom right;color: #000000;font-weight: bold;padding: 1em;font-family: courier new;width: 500px;">XOF!!!1
THE BIOLIZARD IS COMING!! 
TAKE COVER! 
ICREATUER
</blockquote>

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{to Icreature}'' Why would you need to email me to tell me that?

'''ICREATURE:''' I sent that long ago.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. The Biolizard's not coming, and even if he is, I can just destroy him.

'''ICREATURE:''' Yeah, whatever.

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks up}'' The house is finally fixed!

'''X ON FIRE:''' Finally! ''{he, Thatkidsam, and Icreature go to XOF's house. Suddenly, the Biolizard falls out of the sky, and destroys XOF's house. XOF looks on in disbelief}'' AH! MY HOUSE! AGAIN! ''{creates two energy beams, hitting and destroying the Biolizard}'' Next time, don't destroy my house!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' There won't be a next time. He's destroyed.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. ''{Strong Bad walks by}'' Hey, Strong Bad, I have a favor to a- ''{Strong Bad walks off}'' Darn it!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Did I never tell you that I was a mechanic? I specialize in house-fixing.

'''X ON FIRE:''' ...Why didn't you tell me that!? I could have saved so much time!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I'm, er, ''{nervously}'' off-duty... Yeah, off-duty.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. Just fix my house, okay? ''{teleports away}''

''{Meanwhile...}''

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are at The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'm getting sick of that fire guy. I say we all go to THE MOOOOOOOON!

''{Meanwhile...}''

'''ICREATURE:''' Wow, that was a short cutaway.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So... What do we do now?

'''ICREATURE:''' Let's advertise!

''{Icreature shape-shifts into a Microsoft logo, and Thatkidsam happily drinks a very large Coke bottle.}''

''{X On Fire telports in.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Aren't you two supposed to be carpentinating?

'''THATKDSAM:''' Why? You never gave a reason.

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{grows to twenty times his current size}'' Well?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I see your point. ''{begins working}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, that's about it for today. ''{shrinks to normal size}'' I've got to get some more Mega Mushrooms. ''{walks off}''

''{The paper comes down.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Easter Eggs===
*Click on Thatkidsam at the end to see the following easter egg: 
''{Cut to footage from level 1-1 of The New Super Mario Bros. XOF is replacing Mario.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, this is weird. ''{gets hit by a goomba}'' Ouch.

===References===
*Mega Mushrooms are items in [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros.|The New Super Mario Bros.]] for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS|Nintendo DS]] that allow you to grow to an immense size and blow through obstacles and enemies.
*[[Wikipedia:Fred FredBurger|Fred Fredburger]] is a character from [[Wikipedia:The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy|The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy]].
*The Biolizard is a boss in Sonic Adventure 2.

===General Fun Facts===
*This email was also written by X On Fire and Thatkidsam.

{{User:X On Fire/Email List}}

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