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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda'''<br /><br />
'''Created On''' October 18, 2004<br /><br />
'''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X<br /><br />
'''Locations:''' SSX's email room.<br />
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SSX discusses some of his worse game ideas.<br /><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Insert email jingle here.<br />
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<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>SSXMail.exe<br />
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a>Dear SupperSonic<br />
<br />
Due to your last email, you sound like A preety good gamer!<br />
If you could make an entire Zelda game and relase it to video game stores everywhere, What would it be,<br />
<br />
Newbie Of Da pack,<br />
Um... Newbie</blockquote><br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Well, NODP, I have been waiting to release this for years. Of course, Nintendo always threw out my letters, such as this one...<br />
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<pre>NINTENDO.<br />
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I MAKE GOOD GAME IDEA. YOU PUT IT ON CUBEGAME. IT ZELDA: GANON ADVENTURE<br />
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I LIKE<br />
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MAKE IT NOW<br />
<br />
I NOW HERE YOU LIVE<br />
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I HAD A GUN<br />
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I SHOT U IF U DONT MAKE GAME.<br />
PLEASE?<br />
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MY IDEA GOOOOD!!!!!!!111<br />
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YOU LIKE IDEA MAKE GAME<br />
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FROM ME</pre><br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Okay.... Maybe not that one.<br />
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But, there were good ones....<br />
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<pre>I mAkE GoOd MeSsAgEs AnD GaMe.<br />
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SsX</pre><br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Ok, so I lied. None of this is real. None.<br />
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<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>You've got mail!<br />
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a>Open.sesame<br />
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Dear SSX,<br />
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<small><small><small>Message text read read blah. You're still reading this? Ok. Here's a tip. BUY THE FAMILY GUY DVDS! Ok, so it wasn't a tip. Still, get them. They're good.</small></small></small></blockquote><br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Hey, buddy, I can't read that.<br />
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<blockquote class=ssxonlappy><small><small><small>What's happening? Can't read this!...................Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Can't Read This!<br />
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Did you buy the Family Guy DVDs yet? See? THey ARE good!</small></small></small></blockquote><br />
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''{The Compy explodes.}''<br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Hmmm... Where have I seen this before? Hmmmm... No......Yeah! No....is it that? Nah. Hmmm....Can't be. I really should be worrying about the fact that I now have no computer, and that I'm talking to myself. Wait, do I have any money for a new one? Hmmm... Nah, that's Lois's Rainy Day Money. But, I really need that valcano insurance...I mean computer. Wait... Mail costs money. Mailmen get money. They get money from jobs. A job is one of the best ways to get money. Most mailmen are rich. ''{pause}'' I've got it! I'll hack the local mailman's acoount, and get the money for a computer! Wait. Dang. I need a COMPUTER for that. Wait! I just got an even crazier idea! The mailman is not only rich, but he's a moron....<br />
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''{Some time later...}''<br />
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'''MAILMAN:''' So, you're saying if you get a mail a day, you get 50 dollars with each mail?<br />
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'''SUPER SONIC X:''' That's right!<br />
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''{SSX takes a paper, writes on it, and sticks it at the top of the screen.}''<br />
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'''PAPER:''' To send SSX a mail, PM him, and it will magically appear at his local post office!</div>X On Fire