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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>WILL BE FORMATTED LATERCoach Z turns on the tv in his room, and lays down in his bed.<br /> <br /> Commercial announcer: If you are watching this commercial, you have just won a million dollars! Just enter the following string of numbers on your telephone and talk to an intern for up to 6 hours and 21 minutes!<br /> <br /> Coach Z: I've gorttar gert a pern and perper!<br /> <br /> Coach Z runs out, and the number (54392) 123-456-789-1011-1213-1415 appears on the bottom of the screen.<br /> <br /> Coach Z: Harve any orf you gurys seen my pern and perper?<br /> <br /> SSX: No.<br /> <br /> Gir: Loser.<br /> <br /> Coach Z: Storp fading me!<br /> <br /> Coach Z returns to his room. He quickly copies down the phone number on the screen, and runs into another room to a phone. Coach Z punches in the phone number on the paper.<br /> <br /> Intern: Hello, welcom to the U.S. Ar-<br /> <br /> Coach Z: I'll accerpt irt!<br /> <br /> Coach Z hangs the phone up, and runs back into his room.<br /> <br /> 3 hours later...<br /> <br /> Someone arrives at the house. He presses the doorknob, and SSX gets it.<br /> <br /> The man at the door: Hello. My name is Mr. GuyWhoPicksPeopleUpToBringThemToBootCamp. Have you seen this man?<br /> <br /> Mr. GWPPUTBTTBC shows SSX a picture of Coach Z.<br /> <br /> SSX: He's in the health risk zone.<br /> <br /> Mr. BootCamp guy: Thank you, sir.<br /> <br /> That Mr. guy heads to Coach Z's room. He takes COach Z outside.<br /> <br /> Coach Z: Are you the gury who girves me thre mirllion dorrlars?<br /> <br /> The person: Ummm.... No.<br /> <br /> You-know-who stuffs Coach Z into the back of his truck. Long-name man drives Coach Z to a local boot camp.<br /> <br /> Later, at the high-security boot camp place...<br /> <br /> Lutennant: Alright, vollunteers! Listen up! You will be going under intense training and even more intense crawling under barbed wire! I wi- Hey, where's that funny-talkin guy?<br /> <br /> Coach Z: I'm rigrht herrrrrre!<br /> <br /> Lutennant: Why aren't you wearing the U.S. army's boot camp's clothing?<br /> <br /> Coach Z: What? U.S. arrrrrmy? Get me ourrta herrre!<br /> <br /> COach Z runs as far away as he can from the boot camp, and ends up back at SSX's house.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, at SSX's computer...<br /> <br /> SSX: Ok, let's see what I can do here. Gir's new computer's kind of weird when it comes to checking email.<br /> <br /> A&gt;Boot_Mail_of_SSX.com<br /> <br /> Dear SSX,<br /> Didn't you used to have some sort of X thing on your head?<br /> Fromly yours,<br /> ChocolateMetal<br /> <br /> A&gt;Boot_text_entering.exe<br /> <br /> A&gt;What? I've always had an X Have you taken a vow of not looking at foreheads? I just spilled invisible paint on it. And yes, invisible paint exists. I also don't use my X as much. But it's still awexome. I'm not exactly sure how many powers it contains. I lost count at 15 million.<br /> <br /> Coach Z bursts through the door.<br /> <br /> CZ: Nerver say mirllion agairn!<br /> <br /> All of a sudden, a huge explosion is heard.<br /> <br /> SSX: Well, this is probably the best time to show that I stil have an X.<br /> <br /> SSX levitates to the room where the explosion occured. He sees D_R and Teatime lookind around the room.<br /> <br /> SSX: What hppened in here?<br /> <br /> Teatime: Uhhh.... D_R lit a match, and I burped on it.<br /> <br /> D_R: Yeah. No explosves were invloved.<br /> <br /> D_R uses her telekenectic powers to cover uo a hole in the wall with a drawer.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, in HoL's storage closet...<br /> <br /> Poke_Homsar enters the room, and sits down in front of HoL.<br /> <br /> HoL: Hey! get outta here, pudgy! This is my room!<br /> <br /> P_H: I'm just a passing trunkset!<br /> <br /> HoL: Ugh. I'm not bunking with a stack of white and blue pncakes!<br /> <br /> P_H: Woaoaoaoah! I'm more than meets the sky!<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, in the garage...<br /> <br /> DB walks in to fund his cardboard poses in the trash.<br /> <br /> DB: Ummm, Depressio, why are my works of art in the trash?<br /> <br /> Depressio: Because they weren't art!<br /> <br /> DB: Yeah, welll.... Sadmails aren't art, either!<br /> <br /> The trash can smashes into DB's head, and all the poses pour out, along with 4 cans of cool spray.<br /> <br /> DB: Thanks, roll of fat!<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, at SSX's computer...<br /> <br /> SSX walks up to the computer, to find Gir watching on of the many Zim episodes he downloaded.<br /> <br /> SSX: Hey, Gir, can I finish my SSXMail up now?<br /> <br /> After a short pause, Gr turns the volume up.<br /> <br /> SSX(Thinking):Maybe I can prove my X is real on Gir...<br /> <br /> A faint shape representing SSX's X begins glowing on SSX's forehead. Gir falls off the chair, and on to the table. SSX gets on, and continues the email.<br /> <br /> A&gt; Well, that pretty much answers your question, EdibleSteel. Tune in next time to see Teatme lodge a pen up Coach Z's nose!<br /> <br /> The paper comes down.</div>

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