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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>WILL BE FORMATTED LATERBefore I start, I'll annoucne 6 new characters that have been added to SSXMails.<br /> <br /> Depressio<br /> Coach Z<br /> Mr. Teatime<br /> Homestar of Light<br /> Gir<br /> Da_Burninator<br /> <br /> If you have been chosen, but do not want to star, just tell me. If you do want to star, but was not chosen, I will try to fit you in.<br /> <br /> And now, the moment you've probably not waited for, SSXMail 20!<br /> <br /> a&gt;run_SSXMail20.exe<br /> <br /> a&gt;Dear Super Sonic X,<br /> <br /> What does the 'X' stand for?<br /> <br /> Confused at your letter/roman numeral,<br /> Depressio<br /> <br /> SSX looks to the right. All of a sudden, Depressio, Coach Z, Mr. Teatime, Homestar of Light,, Gir, and Da_Burninator appear.<br /> <br /> SSX: Woah! I thought this was an uninhabitable wasteland! How did you guys get here?<br /> <br /> HoL: Budget cuts!<br /> <br /> SSX: Ok, whatever. Well, I guess you six are a part of SSXMails now.<br /> <br /> DB: Hey, can I still be, uh, cool in here?<br /> <br /> SSX: Did you say...I'm not cool?<br /> <br /> DB: Not really. I mean, it's real crowded in here. It doesn't really seem like I have room to show off, and make really cool poses.<br /> <br /> SSX: Well, there's still the empty room, by which I mean, the garage.<br /> <br /> DB runs outside, and puts a huge sign on the garage reading &quot;DB's room&quot;.<br /> <br /> HoL: Hey, was that a huge, walkning, stack of brownies, or a huge bendi straw?<br /> <br /> Teatime: That was a dragon, you idiot!<br /> <br /> HoL: I know, can you be-<br /> <br /> Teatime: WILL YOU JUST STOP TALKING?<br /> <br /> HoL: What? I just said 2 lines.<br /> <br /> Depressio jabs HoL in the stomach.<br /> <br /> Teatime: ......Thanks.<br /> <br /> SSX walks up to the computer, to se Gir downloading episodes of Invader ZIM.<br /> <br /> SSX: What are you doing?<br /> <br /> Gir: It's a late christmas present. 10 ZIM episodes! YAY!<br /> <br /> SSX: Hey, this doesn't look like my computer!<br /> <br /> SSX finds his computer in the trash.<br /> <br /> Gir:....That's the other present!<br /> <br /> SSX walks down to the garage to see how DB is doing.<br /> <br /> D_B is making cardboard figures of himself in various poses.<br /> <br /> SSX: What are you doing?<br /> <br /> DB: I'm saving my cool poses and recreating them.<br /> <br /> DB's cardboard poses are drawn in horribly.<br /> <br /> SSX: So, that's what happens when you take him away from Protoshop. Well, I should probably answer the email now.<br /> <br /> SSX and DB return to the Computer Room.<br /> <br /> SSX: Ok, Depressio. The X in my name stands for Xtremgrolngrahlemgrohsngroomerlanscgranpsxcreandoborinchughelasnograshpornaglenmorbonohjkanghelnmorkchsacerdertryinuhgreanfdoanfraeangroanglopersnoopcanholber. <br /> Or ten. Also, I have a word of advice. NEVER REPEAT THAT WORD AGAIN, EVER! Well, that's pretty much it. But, I'm not goona be lazy and end it right here.<br /> <br /> Gir: Why not?<br /> <br /> SSX: Because I'm ending it here.<br /> <br /> The paper comes down.</div>

X On Fire