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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>WILL BE FORMATTED LATER<br /> <br /> Strange Man: Echoing SSX...you must stop...<br /> <br /> SSX: Stop what?<br /> <br /> Strange Man: Being you...<br /> <br /> SSX: Why?<br /> <br /> Strange Man: The Laws...of Copyright...<br /> <br /> SSX: Am I even illegal?<br /> <br /> Strange Man: I don't know, but we might as well play it safe... Change your form, or I will permanately erase youuu...<br /> <br /> SSX wakes up from a dream.<br /> <br /> SSX: Ah! Ookkay... channge ff...form...<br /> <br /> SSX travels to an open field, and makes most of his body literally explode. He is left with his X, eyes, and mouth, all in a fire.<br /> <br /> SSX: There. That works.<br /> <br /> SSX, now named XOnFire, produces 2 artificial hands. Later, in the computer room, XOF arrives.<br /> <br /> XOF: Email again, this might be much harder!<br /> <br /> a&gt;Dear Suh-sux, I've had a terrible problem tolerating the YouTube community with their new creation of YouTube &quot;Poops&quot;. What should I do about that: embrace it or... you know, the opposite of embracing it? Sincerely, Suh-suh-Skye<br /> <br /> A&gt;Y...YouTube poops, you ssss...ssay? Well, eh, you...ooh...just...embrace them....and one last tip of advice. Don't use them to modify robot memory...oh, boy...<br /> <br /> XOF runs off. Gir then reads the email.<br /> <br /> a&gt;Sunky, you've suure done it now! This could be bad for everyone within a 25,000 mile radius of that disembodied robot maniac freak...<br /> <br /> Meanwhile...<br /> <br /> XOF: Where is that Skye fellow...I've gotta stuff him full of LOTSA SPHAGETTI! Oh, no! It's already begun! I'd better find him fast, OR ELSE I WILL DIE!<br /> <br /> XOF bursts into town hall.<br /> <br /> XOF: WE GOTTA FIND THE PRINCESS! Named Skye.<br /> <br /> Mayor Flibberflabber: What an odd name for a princess. Anyways, there's this kid who came for a visit. He calls himself Skye.<br /> <br /> XOF:THAT'S PRINCESS SKYE TO YOU, MAYORIO! *Wheeze*<br /> <br /> Mayor Flibberflabber: Perhaps I can direct you to the nearest mental institution.<br /> <br /> XOF: HERE IS THE M-Help! Help! My mind is being controlled by common jokes from the internet.<br /> <br /> Mayor Flibberflabber: Yeah, um, there's a good one a town or two over. They're called Mental Institution For The Comically Insane. They're currently looking for viti...PATIENTS! Yes, patients. But, for now, I'll bring out that Skye fellow.<br /> <br /> XOF: OVER THERE!<br /> <br /> Mayor Flibberflabber: ...Yeah...just meet your friend, then get the heck out.<br /> <br /> Skye comes into the room.<br /> <br /> Skye: I got your reply, but I think everyone at your house wrote something on it. Not very well, seeing that 95% of the email was gibberish.<br /> <br /> XOF punches Skye with a comically large fist.<br /> <br /> XOF: SILENCE! RRGGGhh...aaaahhh...GRRR...graaaaa...hhheelllppppp...AAAAHCKGHDSA...<br /> <br /> Skye: I know what to do!<br /> <br /> Skye grabs the large fist, and pounds XOF with it. XOF slams into the ground, unconcious.<br /> <br /> Mayor Flibberflabber: Okay, enough of this.<br /> <br /> ONE MONTH LATER, SSX wakes up in the asylum's lobby.<br /> <br /> XOF: LUIGI, I'M HOME!<br /> <br /> Woman: Actually, a prophecy foretold that there will never be a Luigi in this building. Ever.<br /> <br /> XOF: IT IS WRITTEN?<br /> <br /> Woman: If you would step onto that *cough* memory scanner, we can begin.<br /> <br /> XOF steps onto a strange platform. It lights up, and...<br /> <br /> TO BE CONTINUED...</div>

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