X On Fire at 15:59, 9 July 2008

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Welcome...to a look into the past! Back to a series that started on November 13, 2003... on [http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum Burning Horizon's Homestar Runner Fan-Forum]... 
 
SSX-Mails! That's right! SSXMails have been around longer than I've been on this wiki! Have a look... 
 
[http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum/index.php/topic,3382.0.html SSX-Mails on BHZ] 
 
But, I'm not the first one to make emails on BHZ... 
 
Two days earlier...November 11, 2003...[http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum/index.php/topic,3287.0.html Depressio's Sadmails] were born. It became very popular, and on January 30 of this very year, the final Sadmail, Sadmail # 200, was released. Thanks to Depressio, SSXMails stayed on BHZ for quite a while, and now rests here. 22 SSXMails (and counting) were made and finished on BHZ, and I think it's a good idea to show them here. Emails 1-15 are so short, I made one page with ALL of them! Hered we's going! 
 

<big><big><big>'''''NOTE: THESE ARE OLD EMAILS, NOT COUNTING SSXMAIL 16. WHEN I MADE THESE, I WAS NOT EVEN ON THIS WEBSITE.'''''</big></big></big>
 
Characters: 
 
SSX-The host of the email show thingy. A clever hedgehog-type thing who's all yellow. Oh, and he's got a weird X on his forehead that gives him unlimited powers. Also, he can levitate. Pretty cool, if I say so myself. 
 
Mr. Teatime-An evil, flying turkey with sunglasses. And yes, I know that makes no sense. But that's what he is. A flying turkey who wears sunglasses. 
 
Darkest_Raven-An evil girl who wears a robe, and has telepathic powers. She usually works with Teatime. I bet you can't guess why. 
 
Da_Burninator-A cool, S-shaped, brown dragon. He's pretty cool. Perhaps too cool. Or maybe it's just because he has some cool poses. 
 
Depressio-A big, bloated gray elephant with soolnds, a sash, a gray hat, kinda big eyes, and huge gloves. He's pretty cool, but maybe not as cool as DB. 
 
Homestar of Light-A golden, shiny Homestar. He's usually like Colonel Homestar, but other times, he's as stupid as ever. And he probably has a few powers and magic tricks. 
 
PokeHomsar-A super intelligent Homsar with some guy's hat. He always gets ticked off by other people. Always. 
 
Coach Z-Take a guess. Yes, he's the H*R Coach Z. Just check H*R.com for details on him. Not much to say here. 
 
Gir-A crazy robot in a dog suit. It's kinda obvious he's not a dog, since he's got a zipper on his back, he's got stitches all over, and of course, STANDS UP. Not very dog-like. Oh, and he has blue hair. Gotta have the blue hair. 
 
Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart. He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people. 
 
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Ze Horrible Ones|1-15]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Paradox X|16. The Lost Email...COMING NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND, I SUPPOSE!]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Movie|17. Movie]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Zelda|18. Zelda]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/An EMAIL? For Real?|19. An EMAIL? For Real?]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Hollied Days|191/2. "Holiday Email 1"]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/YOFYWeen!|193/4. Youroppositesfightyouween!]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Expandization|20. Expandization]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It|21. Life, and Not Enough Space in the Room to Enjoy It]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/The X 2|22. The X 2]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last|23. Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!|23.5. Superbowl Conspiracy - The Possibly Remotely Interesting Conclusion!]]
*[[SSXMails/BHZ/Curse of the Copyright Wizard|24. Curse of the Copyright Wizard]]
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X On Fire at 15:59, 9 July 2008