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<p>it&#039;s funny as it makes more sense than the origina;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Leviathan X. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{CUE THEME MUSIC}''<br /> <br /> ''{OPEN: THE BOARDROOM OF THE LEVIATHAN X.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' So, from what I can gather, It's been about a year since our precious planet was blown to smithereens. ...I actually can't really bring myself to give much of a shit, to be honest. <br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Earth? Oh yes, that planet. Bleh. ...Ooh!! Did I ever mention how I got my Medical Degree? I did one of those fancy online 5-year college courses. ...And by that, I mean that I printed them off the internet.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' So in reality, you're totally unqualified, and I would be a complete fool to trust you as our official medical man?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ...Pretty much. <br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. ''{THUMBS UP}''<br /> <br /> ''{CC's hologram appears out of absolutely nowhere}''<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' Hey guys, what's-<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' WHOA HOLY SHIT DUDE, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' I'm the hologram.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait wait wait... WHAT?<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' You know, how every sci-fi show has at least one holographic character? I'm that character.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Yo, CC! Would you like some curry?<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' Sure thing, I would love some-<br /> <br /> ''{Sephiroth pulls out a revolver and blows CC's head off, covering himself in holographic blood.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' HANDS OFF MY FUCKING CURRY, HO.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Whoa, calm down! You could've just said no! ''{Looks at CC's body}'' ...How the hell was that even possible in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' The laws of physics bend for me.. Just like the Green Alien Chicks. Oh yeah.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ...Dude, you haven't gotten any for ages. Shut up.<br /> <br /> ''{Userunknown walks in, and observes the carnage.}''<br /> <br /> '''USERUNKNOWN:''' How exactly did he ever manage to become the captain, anyway?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I'll happily tell you if you allow me remove your jugular.<br /> <br /> '''USERUNKNOWN:''' Only if I can remove your soul.. and your life. Ha. That was a good one.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' But enough talk, people! I NEED TO SHOW YOU ALL MY LATEST CREATION! A NINJA CHIMPANZEE.. THAT SPEAKS FRENCH.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' That sounds incredibly stupid.<br /> <br /> '''USERUNKNOWN:''' Yeah.. I'll have to agree with the captain on that one. It is pretty stupid.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' But.. but... I.. ''{Tears up}'' ...OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU BOTH. <br /> <br /> ''{GIM2-B4RD walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' CHRIST ALMIGHTY, HOW MANY CHARACTERS ARE WE GOING TO INTRODUCE IN THIS EPISODE ALONE?!<br /> <br /> '''JESUS CHRIST:''' Oh, about six, man.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, I see. Thanks, G.<br /> <br /> '''JESUS CHRIST:''' It's cool.<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWhine.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' I don't give a shit about your problems, I just want you to know that.<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWhineWhine. Sighhhh...<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ...Well, I'm beat. What exactly do we do?<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' We could spend the next five minutes going to a planet, for no reason whatsoever.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Right. Any ideas in mind?<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm.. Titanius 14. A planet.. WHICH IS MADE COMPLETELY OF TITANIUM.<br /> <br /> '''USERUNKNOWN:''' Ooh, what's the Pizza like?<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWhine. Whiiiiiiineee.<br /> <br /> '''USERUKNOWN:''' Then I don't want to go, in that case.<br /> <br /> ''{Sephiroth runs up to Userunknown and kicks him in the nuts, causing him to fall forwards and puke all over the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' FUCKYOUWE'REGOING.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Titanius 14.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' WE ARE NOW AT TITANIUS 14. LET US HARVEST TITANIUM, AND DO STUFF.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' What kind of stuff?<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Just stuff, okay?! Jeez! ''{Looks around, and spots an abandoned mining tunnel, with a mine-cart.}''' Ooh, is that a mine-cart? MINE-CART RIDE!! WHEEEE!!!! ''{Runs toward the mine-cart and jumps in it.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWHIIIIIIIINE.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{Pulls out a chicken drumstick}'' THIS CHICKEN DRUMSTICK CAN CURE ANY DISEASE. <br /> <br /> '''USERUNKOWN:''' Ooh, really? Can I see it?<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWhine. <br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' No. BECAUSE I JUST ATE IT. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /> <br /> '''USERUNKNOWN:''' Well this episode ended up making no sense. Great.<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' WhineWhineWhineWhineWhine?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh who cares? The Captain will show up in the next episode anyway.<br /> <br /> '''END SODE.}'''</div>

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