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'''summary:''' Take your hat off... really.

'''CAST:''' Robstar,

'''Scene:'''Computer Room,

'''Page Title:''' Tandigations

'''Date:''' April 6, 2009

==Transcript==
'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{typing "robmails.exe"}'' Email email email email and etc.

<blockquote class="email">
subject: hats off 
Dear Robstar, 
 
Do you take off your hat when you go to sleep? 
 
Sincerely sincerely, 
Strong Rad 
</blockquote>
'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{types}'' yeah. What else, Strong Sincerely-some-stupid-named-radical-idiocy-from-nowhere-in-Utah-with-Billy-Mays-without-telling-everybody, Jr., III. Who doesn't? Hell, i like to take off my hat when i sleep. Speaking of which... bye. ''{turns off the computer and goes to sleep}''

'''SCOUTTY:''' ''{enters the screen}'' HEY! Do you smell like pea soup? Are you the idiot? Are you having Tourettes syndrome?

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{pause for 5 seconds}'' FALCON PUNCH! ''{punches Scoutty in the face}''

'''SCOUTTY:''' UNCOOL!

'''ROBSTAR:''' My apologize for being too random, but I was wondering if i can take my hats off everyday?

'''SCOUTTY:'''Uh... yes.

'''ROBSTAR:''' Thank you. ''{types as Scoutty exits}'' Ya see? now, when I show you this ''{facepalm}'' video. Enjoy while I cry, "what the crap is that?!?" and i will thank you with all the hats and the hates. Enjoy. ''{rolls the video as new-age music plays and the title says, "ROBSTAR'S POINTLESS EDUMACATIONAL AWESOMENESS"}''

'''MICKEY:''' ''{voiceover}'' A changeover has begun and a hat is advised for you to enjoy.

'''ROBSTAR:''' Now would you believe that hats exists? No? WHY? because they are awesome! First ''{wears an official [[wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] hat}'' you gotta wear whatever handy dandy hats you need. And all our base are- ''{music stops}'' the joke's old.

''{scene cuts to the tennis court as music continues to play}''

'''ROBSTAR:'''You should know that if I ask where the hell is this hat coming from, you take it off. it's simple.

''{scene cuts to a different camera}''

'''ROBSTAR:''' you see. I took it off. ''{whispers}'' now shut it off. ''{5 second pause}'' I SAID SHUT THAT M--

''{scene cuts back to the tennis court}''

'''ROBSTAR:''' Just take my word for it. Get it, because i took it off. OH HA HA HA!

''{scene cuts back to the computer}''

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{typing}'' Well, i ran out of ideas. Ideas that just suck. But, i will end this by taking my hat off... IN DOOM METAL SEASON! Meet Hats Off Killer! ''{doom metal music plays for 5 seconds}''

''{the paper comes down}''

==Fun Facts==
*Hats Off Killer is something i made up when I was bored.

Robmails.exe/hats - Revision history

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