TheValentineBros at 02:04, 4 December 2008

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'''summary:''' Robstar creates an animal

'''CAST:''' Robstar, Scoutty, Pac, Chef sam, Mickey Roundhat, Midget, Bill Cosby, uwe Boll (easter egg)

'''Scene:'''Computer Room, Pac man level, Kitchen, Disco club

'''Page Title:''' Tandigations

'''Date:''' December 3, 2008

==Transcript==
'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{types "run_robmails.exe"}'' Email Countdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Blast off!
<blockquote class="email">
Hey, robert! 
Have you ever made up an animal? If so, what did it look like? 
Quelvty, 
Albino
</blockquote>

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{pronouncing Albino as I don't care of what you say}'' Really? ''{types}'' Oh i feel you, Albino-blacksheep. You "Quelvty" failed the attempt to use the "Quelvty" words. ''{stops typing}'' Told you I can do it.

'''SCOUTTY:''' ''{voice as he groans}''

'''ROBSTAR:'''Idiot.

'''SCOUTTY:'''What?

'''ROBSTAR:''' Nothing. ''{clears the computer screen as he starts typing}'' Creating an animal, I see? hmm, I dunno, Ally. Its hard for me to do, but hell. I will give it a shot. As the old i-don't-care says, "Animals play video games," which is why i ate John mccain and voted for Barack Obama. Obama rules. This animal is called, "Pac."

''{as scene cuts to the Pac-man level}''

'''PAC:'''Hi. that me. I Pac. how you do?

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{voice}'' No. Maybe something with good grammar and no use of puberty troubles.

''{as scene cuts to Chef Sam's kitchen}''

'''CHEF SAM:''' ''{singing}'' baby! You are... OW! so fine! And crap! I want you to meet...

''{the unknown lizard with a cat's head and a shark's fin appears}''

'''CHEF SAM:''' Latark.

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{appears out of nowhere}'' chef.

'''CHEF SAM:'''Hello, Robstar, my dude. Wassup?

'''ROBSTAR:''' nothing much. I might keep it... some day... I am going to go beat up a midget. BOINK! ''{escapes as scene cuts to the disco club}''

'''MICKEY:''' Yo, yo yo! there's my Rob! How are you?

'''ROBSTAR:''' I'm not sure. Where's the midget?

'''MICKEY:''' Right by the awful Dick clark.

'''ROBSTAR:'''Okay. Have a good one.

'''MICKEY:''' you too.

'''ROBSTAR:''' See-ya. ''{leaves and beats up a midget}''

'''MIDGET:''' ARE YOU DRUNK? YOU ARE SICK!

'''ROBSTAR:'''Which i don't even care.

'''MIDGET:''' HELP!

'''BILL:''' Hey. That is MY midget.

'''ROBSTAR:''' Bill Cosby?

'''BILL:''' yeah, it's me. A bing-bong, robstar is none other than a checker from nowhere who parties and plays R-rated video games and i don't care, because the pudding is ''{makes random noises}''

'''ROBSTAR:'''That's it.

'''BILL:''' That's it nothing.

'''ROBSTAR:''' no really. I'm leaving. Farewell, crappy damn old G-rated fools. Screw y'all! ''{leaves}''

'''MICKEY:''' The crap?

''{scene cuts back to the computer room}''

'''ROBSTAR:''' ''{types}'' I created an animal and it's as bad as Uwe Boll as Orson Wells. The name is Latark. He sucks. Sigh. i have issues. I'll play some Half-life 2. Bye. ''{leaves}''

''{the paper comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Uwe Boll at the end to see a clip of Uwe boll getting hurt by Bill Cosby.
''{scene cuts to the disco club}''

'''UWE:''' Stop hurting me.

'''BILL:''' I will if you stop making bad films. which I don't care.

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TheValentineBros at 02:04, 4 December 2008