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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br />
An intruder forces the wiki users to fight, video-game style! Can they win?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No. Tactless video game references make anyone almost always lose.</blockquote><br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Wait a minute: this isn't a fan fiction.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes it is.</blockquote><br />
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'''COUNT X:''' That's what you think.<br />
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'''THE 386:''' Holy crap.<br />
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'''EVIL:''' ''{peeks from the side of the screen}'' Hey, we stopped right as I was about to destroy the plot hole!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' This is not funny.</blockquote><br />
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'''THE 386:''' What'll we do?<br />
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''{Yoshi comes onscreen}''<br />
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'''ERIC:''' ''{Enters onscreen from top, coming down very slowly}'' Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay<small>yyy...</small> ''{Goes offscreen}''<br />
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''{crash!}''<br />
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'''YOSHI:''' ''{sounding agreeable}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' Screw that! We'll meet again, Evil!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The predictable Mortal Kombat reference is coming. Any amount of bracing myself for it would not work.</blockquote><br />
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'''EVIL:''' What? We never met!<br />
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'''THE 386:''' How about we ''fight''?<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' Round 1... fight!<br />
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''{The 386 brandishes his energy sword and makes the first move, dealing half damage, Evil curls into a ball revealing his/her super-move and spinning which results throwing shadow balls taking 3/8ths from The 386}''<br />
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'''EVIL:''' I will take over this! ''{reaches down and off the screen and appearently does something that results with wirescoming out of the ground}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' That's it! ''{he fires a shot, preparing the final blow}''<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' Finish her!<br />
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''{dramatic music}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' YEEAAHH!<br />
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''{he hits Evil}''<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' The 386 wins... ''flawless victory''.<br />
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''{Screen goes black, only characters remain. There is a DOS prompt at the corner ( C:/>_ ). Eric enters onrcreen}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' How many lines of dialogue and action sequences were wasted on that? I'm too busy brainstorming for the ''good'' Wikihood that I don't really want to count.</blockquote><br />
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'''ERIC:''' Whoops. I think I screwed it all again. ''{Eric pushes a button on a remote control. A panel opens in the middle of the darkness}'' Yeah, everything should be done fixed in a couple of minutes. Be patient.<br />
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''{Screen switches to Star Trek-like display}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' Try again! That's a piece of bullcrap.<br />
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'''ERIC:''' I'm not changing it! Some hacker entered on my DOS terminal. To the DOS Norton Rescue Disk! ''{Inserts a floppy disk on the panel}'' Yay! The terminal is saved! ''{Pixelated party room appears as background and beeped music starts to play}'' Partay! ''{Dances}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' That's Evil! I'm gonna find her!<br />
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'''ERIC:''' Dont you mean "him"? We already have proof that Elly isn't Evil. It was just a phase.<br />
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''{Elly Strife comes onscreen, but held by Evil}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hooray, more pointless Bonus Stage references that have no bearing on any plot at all.</blockquote><br />
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'''THE 386:''' Wha-! You again!<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' Round 2... fight!<br />
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'''AUSSIE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Can't we do this like FFVII?<br />
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''{The 386 brandishes his energy sword and makes the first move, dealing half damage}''<br />
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''{The screen is black again only with characters and a DOS prompt at the corner. Eric falls dead from nowhere}''<br />
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''{Eric hops back to life}''<br />
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'''ERIC:''' Someone is trying to kill us--<br />
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''{A ninja runs quickly over the screen, Eric dies again}''<br />
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''{everything goes back to normal}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' I'll have to tangle with you later.<br />
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''{chases after him}''<br />
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'''EVIL:''' Yes, I am back, and I have kidnapped Rygar, Elly and Slim! Now, ''{somehow sprouts a third arm and grabs The 386 and throws him on top of Eric to the floor}''<br />
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''{The 386 sputters, gets up, and fights, dealing half damage}''<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' Finish him!<br />
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''{dramatic music}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' YEEAAHH!<br />
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''{he hits Evil}''<br />
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'''MORTAL KOMBAT:''' The 386 wins... ''fatality''.<br />
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''{The screen goes black again. Not even the DOS prompt appears this time. The terminal is destroyed.}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wow. The stupidity destroyed the terminal ''that easily''</blockquote><br />
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'''THE CODE:''' AAAH! WE'RE TRAPPED IN A NON-EXISTANT VIRTUAL WORLD!! ''{Runs around}''<br />
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'''THE 386:''' We can get out of here. I hope.<br />
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'''COUNT X:''' I shouldn't have let The 386 be an admin.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well said, Count X.</blockquote><br />
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''{ending}''<br />
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== Talk ==<br />
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<blockquote>''{Noxigar sighs}''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' This has no potential whatsoever. Even if I wanted to salvage a tiny part of Wikihood 1 for making plot brainstorming in the Wikihood that I, Chaos, Lex, and Sirrus are currently writing for, nothing in Wikihood 1 would help with that. Because it's all just trash. I don't get how ''anyone'' thought this was any good.</blockquote></div>Noxigar