Noxigar at 04:03, 1 November 2013

2013-11-01T04:03:07Z

Noxigar: I would do these all in one go, but I'm not sure I have the energy to exhaust all this hatred and spite

2013-11-01T04:00:55Z

I would do these all in one go, but I'm not sure I have the energy to exhaust all this hatred and spite

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Noxigar: ahem

2013-11-01T03:34:53Z

*ahem*

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== Synopsis ==

This is the first episode. OOC= Out of Character

== Transcript ==

''{cut to a wide view of The Field. Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hello. I am Ho-

''{Pan over to an island in the middle of the screen with a moderately sized neighbourhood.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey!

''{Cut to a house - lounge.}''

'''COUNT X:''' What the crap? Why am I here? ''{speaking poeticly}'' Tis thou to be stucketh here forever?

''{Aussie Evil walks from a room.}''

''{Pieinbubsface jumps in and knocks Aussie Evil into space}''

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' Aahahahah!!!!!

'''THE 386:''' Oh, man! This is gonna be painful...

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Donut worry!

''{Enters stage left.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I will bring clasic humor that everyone can enjoy! ''{trips over something.}'' My spine! ''{starts foaming at the mouth.}'' My SSSSPPPPPIIIIINNNNEEEEE!! ''{Quickly gets up.}'' I'm okay.

'''THE 386:''' It's do ''not'' worry. Why'd you foam at the mouth? Why am I here?

'''COUNT X:''' What'd he trip over?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{Gets in front of The 386}'' All these questions can be answered with....cheese! ''{Holds up a block of cheese!}'' Order, this yesterday!

'''THE 386:''' Hey, where's Aussie Evil?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{burps}''

'''THE 386:''' Bleah! Please don't elaborate on that! But... ''{feels strange}'' Oh, man! I gotta go!

''{he pukes offscreen, then returns}''

'''THE 386:''' I think I puked on Homsar. I feel better now. ''{feels strange}'' Oh, crap! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' Hey Count X, are you a homeschool fan because if you are Nacomans cheese will eat you.

''{Smiles evil like, we see that he has pointy fangs.}''

''{The 386 suddenly pukes, the cheese has a scared look}''

''{the puke flies onto the cheese}''

'''THE 386:''' You may answer the question. Phew, I feel better now!

'''BUBSTY:''' Poor, poor, Homsar. The 386 is EVIL!!!
''{Lightning crackles}''

'''THE 386:''' LIAR! I'M ''NOT'' EVIL! Man, you people are pieces of crap.

'''COUNT X:''' Shut... UP!!!

''{The force of the yell knocks everyone out of the house.}''

'''COUNT X:''' Good, I can rest.

''{Count X falls over, then snoring is heard}''

''{The 386 slams the door open in anger}''

'''THE 386:''' Why'd you freakin' do that?

'''COUNT X:''' Because you think this is a freakin party, and I-

'''BUBSTY:''' Because... your... mom! Oh yeah! '''''BURN!''''' +15 skill points!

'''THE 386:''' Calm down, man. Where's Aussie Evil?

'''COUNT X:''' Look above in the transcript- erm, I mean, PieinBubsFace pushed him into space.

'''THE 386:''' Yeah, well, he's coming down now.

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' Ahhhhh why do people capitalize my name? Everybody knows that only the P is capitalized becase everybody knows that coolness over phicologicl warfare equals P. And has anybody noticed that I only knocked Aussie Evil three feet? Into the space ''poster'' over there.

{Camra pans to show space poster with Aussie Evil stuck in it, then pans back}

'''THE 386:''' YOU PUSHED HIM INTO THE SPACE POSTER?

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' Yes where else, this medium sized island dosent have a space.

'''THE 386:''' WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Sorry if I yelled.

'''BUBSTY:''' Can someone just kill me? I don't wanna be near you guys.

'''TECHNO:''' Okay. ''{picks up an axe from the side of the screen and axes him, speaks gibberish as if he's drunk and starts getting woosy}'' Why is lou sou cwazee? Dis is duh fewst daaaaaaaaaaaa! ''{falls asleep}''

'''THE 386:''' Techno, what did you do that for?! ''Wake up right now.''

'''ERIC:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Eeew. Who puked on Homsar? ''{Walks from other room}'' What are you all doing in my house? Get out... Oh, wait, this isn't my house. Where i am?

'''THE CODE:''' ''{Walks in from the same door}'' Mehmeh meh meh!

'''ERIC:''' Yeah, you're right.

'''THE 386:''' Weclome to Wikihood!

'''ERIC:''' Yeah yeah, whatever. Do you guys have a computer here or something else?

'''THE CODE:''' Meh! ''{Gets his 486 NEC Laptop from his backpack}''

'''ERIC:''' Sorry The Code, I need a computer that can ''{Words appear above him while he speaks}'' read e-mails. ''{The words disappear in a light green cloud}''

'''THE 386:''' Hey, PieinBubsFace, what compy do you got for him?

'''BUBSTY:''' Watch out 386, Pieinbubsface is gonna kill you 'cause you capitalized all that. It's like... his biggest pet peeve.
''{Realizes that an axe is in his head}'' Oh cool! I'm dead! D34d!

'''THE 386:''' AUGH! What compy do you got? Well, try this on for size... ''{brandishes his energy sword}''

'''ERIC:''' Whatever. ''{Plays games in his cellphone}''

''{The 386's phone rings}''

'''THE 386:''' Hello?

'''ERIC:''' Nope, it's not me. I'm just playing games.

''{Axel Foley theme song starts to play}''

'''ERIC:''' What the... ''{Answers to the phone}'' Yeah? Yeah, it's me. I dont know. Nope. Ok, just a second. ''{Hands cellhpone to The Code}'' It's for you.

'''THE CODE:''' Meh? ''{Gets cellhpone}'' Meheh? Mehmeh mehmehmeh meh. Meh. Meh! Mehnemeh meh.

'''ERIC:''' You just called me a what?

'''THE CODE:''' Mehmeh. ''{Hangs up and gives cellphone back to Eric}'' Mehmeh meh meh mehmeh.

'''ERIC:''' Ok, just give him '''your''' cellphone number next time.

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' So, who was I sopossted to kill? If I don't get an answer I'll have to take you all to the ''Interigation'' room.

'''THE 386:''' ''{still talking on his cell phone}'' WHAT? Oh, man!

'''ERIC:''' Yay I'm on the last level! I'm gonna kill the boss and-- ''{Cellphone rings Axel Foley theme again}'' Oh crap! I almost won. ''{Answers to phone}'' Hullo? Yes. YOU JUST DID WHAT TO MY COMPUTER? ''{Caller hangs up}'' Mental note: Kill Bob when get back home.

''{The 386 hangs up}''

'''THE 386:''' Bad news, guys. Homsar is headed this way to set me straight! Get out!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehmeh meh MEH! ''{Gnaws The 386's face off}''

'''THE 386:''' GET OFFA MY FACE!

''{he tosses The Cheat off}''

'''THE 386:''' WAS IT FROM THAT EMAIL I SENT YOU?!

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH!

'''THE CODE:''' Mehmeh meh mehmeh meh!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehmeh meh meh.

'''THE CODE:''' ''{To Eric}'' Mehmeh meh.

'''ERIC:''' He said that The Cheat is just plain crazy. Strong Bad must have done someting to him.

'''THE 386:''' WHAT?

''{his cellphone rings}''

'''THE 386:''' Yes?

'''ERIC:''' Uh... Please just put your face back. ''{Gets The 386's face from The Cheat's mouth and gives to The 386}'' Here.

'''THE 386:''' Hang on. ''{not to phone}'' Kay.

''{he puts his mask back on}''

'''THE 386:''' ''{to phone}'' What do you want?

''{cuts to house of the Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How did The Cheat end up with you?

'''THE 386:''' ''{over Pom Pom's cellphone}'' Dunno. He got crazy over the email I sent him, and he just came here.

''{cuts back to WikiHood. a shadow of Homsar is seen}''

'''THE 386:''' Listen, I'll have to call you back. I've got another call coming in.

''{Axel Foley theme is heard}''

'''THE 386:''' I think Homsar's calling me. On ''my'' cellphone. Someone else is calling Eric.

'''ERIC:''' The what now? ''{Looks to cellhpone}'' Oh. ''{Answers}'' Hullo?

'''UNKNOWN CALLER:''' ''{On Eric's cellphone}'' Good day sir, do you want to buy our new--

'''ERIC:''' ''{Hangs up}'' No.

''{The 386 answers a new call. Homsar holds up his phone.}''

'''THE 386:''' WHAT?

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{over The 386's cellphone}'' DaAaAa! You owe me a jengajam!

'''THE 386:''' No! I reject your freakin' demand! ''{he hangs up. Homsar walks off.}''

'''THE CODE:''' Meh! ''{Produces a jengajam from nowhere and throws it to Homsar}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAaAaAaAa! ''{Gets hit by the flying jengajam and faints}''

'''ERIC:''' Three points!

'''THE 386:''' ''{to The Code}'' Noice throw! That midget is down... for now. ''{to Eric}'' What does The Code look like?

'''ERIC:''' What do you mean? ''{OOC: Look in my [[User:20eric06|userpage]].}''

'''THE 386:''' He's red? Woah.

''{a ringing sound and the Axel Foley theme are both heard}''

'''THE 386:''' ''{answering his cellphone}'' Hello?

'''ERIC:''' ''{Sighs, then answers cellphone}'' Yes?

''{NachoMan appears out of nowhere.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Sorry. I was being possesed by a demon, but no I'm back to normal! ''{creppy voice}'' OR AM I?!

'''ERIC:''' GAAH! ''{Accidentally drops cellhpone, which breaks in the floor}'' Holy crap! What am I going to do now?

'''THE 386:''' Hold on. ''{not to cellphone}'' The Code, what happened to Eric's cellphone? ''{to cell phone}'' Sounds good. I'll leave the key by the elephant feet.

'''THE CODE:''' Mehmeh meh meh mehmehmeh meh ''{Points to electronic thingies scattered around the floor}''

'''ERIC:''' ''{Getting the pieces}'' I think that this piece comes here, this here and this one might be here... But where am I going to put the screen then?

'''NACHOMAN:''' No phone! Bad! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1111oneoneone

''{NachoMan double dueces the phones remains.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Don't worry! I destroyed the phone!

'''THE 386:''' Okay, bye! ''{hangs up}'' WHAT THE CRAP?

'''ERIC:''' MY CELLPHONE!!! '''''MY HANDS!!!''''' ''{OOC: If you destroyed the phone remains that was on my hands, so you just '''destroyied my hands'''. Have a gud day.}''

'''THE 386:''' NachoMan, do you have any idea what you done?!

'''ERIC:''' ''{Running around} '''MY HAAAAAAANNDDDSS!!! IT BUUURRRNNNSSS!!!!!''' {Dies}''

''{The 386 shoots a dart onto NachoMan to tranqualize him for the series}''

'''THE 386:''' That's what you get for destroying the phone remains.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Meh. My suit gives me the power to come back to life and re-grow body parts.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing here? Who are you?

'''THE 386:''' STRONG BAD! You're here! NachoMan, you lie.

'''ERIC:''' ''{Dead on the floor. He eventually smokes}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' It's true! You saw it on the news! Watch! ''{slices off his arm and it grows back. Continues doing this for the rest of the scene.}''

''{The 386 feels strange}''

'''THE 386:''' Oh, crap! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''ERIC:''' ''{Is really dead}''

'''THE CODE:''' MEH MEH! ''{Gnaws NachoMan's face off}''

''{The Cheat joins in}''

'''PIEINBUBSFACE''' {appers from no were even though he never went anywere.} Check this out. {Holds up some tech} It's a Bub's to english translater. Now we can all know what bubs is saying:p

''{Bubs comes in}''

'''THE 386:''' Lookie here! A test!

'''THE CODE:''' Can somebody help Eric? And yes, I speak english.

'''ERIC:''' ''{Drools}''

'''THE CODE:''' Aw, nuts.

'''THE 386:''' Crap! Something ''is'' wrong.

'''THE CODE:''' So?

''{his cellphone rings}''

'''THE 386:''' Hang on. ''{answering his phone}'' Yes?

'''UNKNOWN CALLER:''' What are you calling me for?

'''THE 386:''' Alfonzo? Is Eskimo Bob at your area?

'''BACKGROUND ON CELLPHONE:''' Rehh!

'''ALFONZO:''' Sorry, I can't talk with you, 386.

''{The 386 hangs up and makes a call, using the dial tone from the Riot}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling over cellphone}''

'''THE 386:''' Don't talk to me like that!

''{Eric suddenly hops back to life}''

'''ERIC:''' I'm alive! Hooray! ''{Gets cellphone from pocket (the same one that has broken) and starts playing games}''

''{The 386 hangs up, but his cellphone rings}''

'''THE 386:''' ''{answering}'' WHAT?

''{Ghostbusters theme song is heard}''

'''ERIC:''' I got it. ''{Answers}'' Hullo?

'''POM POM:''' ''{on both phones, making bubbling noises}''

'''ERIC:''' Oh, okay. Thanks! ''{Hangs up}''

'''THE 386:''' Kay. ''{hangs up}'' Says that Markie may be here. ''{close-up on eyes}'' NEXT EPISODE!

'''ERIC:''' Whatever.

''{Welcome To My Life is heard}''

'''ERIC:''' ''{Answering to phone}'' Hullo?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Holy crap, wrong number! ''{hangs up}''

'''ERIC:''' Mmmkay... ''{Puts cellphone back in his pocket}'' So?

'''THE 386:''' Alright The Code, and Eric, we shall use our skills to get out of here. Or not.

'''ERIC:''' Yeah, whatever. Give us a computer, some time and sandwichs and we can even go to the moon.

'''THE CODE:''' We can?

'''ERIC:''' ''{To The Code}'' Shhhh.

''{we see The 386's spaceshipper in the next room, marking the final part of the episode}''

'''THE 386:''' All right guys, any final words before we launch?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

'''THE CODE:''' Jibney.

'''ERIC:''' Jlammy.

''{the spaceshipper raises to peek out of the silo. the entrance hatch opens}''

'''THE 386:''' Let's go!

''{everyone goes inside}''

''{Pan over to Bub's Concession Stand. Count X is right infront of the camera, then everybody else appears.}''

'''COUNT X:''' Thanks a lot. This breaks a rule. Heres a running gag.

''{Count X waves his hands, and everyone's heads explode, except for Count X.}''

'''COUNT X:''' Much bett-

''{Count X's head blows off, and the current Bonus Stage Credits play, with characters from Wikihood replacing the BS characters.}''

''{10 seconds after the end of the credits, Keen enters onscreen}''

'''KEEN:''' I am Keen, Eyebrow Raiser.

'''ERIC:''' ''{Offscreen}'' WAAAAAAAH!! ''{Falls on Keen from a very high height}'' OOF!

'''KEEN:''' You owe me 2 bucks.

'''ERIC:''' Aw, nuts.

== Talk ==

COme on, guys, be serious, not anything stupid. That's you Pieinbubsface<br>
COme on, guys, be serious, not anything stupid. Stop abriviation and capitalizing my name Pieinbubsface 03:34, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Is this gonna be made real? The 386

No. Count X

Pieinbubsface, use a : after your name please.

== Links ==

[[Wikihood|Home]]

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 ''{cuts to house of the Brothers Strong}''
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' OBLIGATORY HOMESTAR RUNNER CHARACTERS DOING THINGS THAT ARE NEITHER HERE OR THERE!</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' OBLIGATORY HOMESTAR RUNNER CHARACTERS DOING THINGS THAT ARE NEITHER HERE NOR THERE!</blockquote>
 '''STRONG BAD:''' How did The Cheat end up with you?

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Noxigar at 04:03, 1 November 2013

Noxigar: I would do these all in one go, but I'm not sure I have the energy to exhaust all this hatred and spite

Noxigar: *ahem*

Noxigar: ahem