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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' 2</blockquote>
==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Dot, June, Harold, various unknown people, Zorax 
'''SETTING:''' the pool room, the main room, a water park, an arcade, zorax's room
==Transcript==
''{cuts to the pool room}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Welcome home.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{to the tune of pie jesu}'' E-eee-eeee-mails! ''{opens an email}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY: Well that was fun while it lasted</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear Zoo and pals, 
 
You ever been to a waterpark? If so, how was it? 
 
Fenri Lunaedge
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:'''Water parks, Ferns eye?I have been to a few bad ones. However, a new ones opening up! Rather, an email characters only water park is opening!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That is characterism!</blockquote>
The lines are short, the rides are great, the games are good, free concerts, its gonna be great!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' And by great I mean complete and utter shit.</blockquote>
''{cuts to the main room. dot, albino, and zoo are there.}''

'''DOT:''' Ready to go?

'''ALBINO:''' Ready!

'''ZOO977:''' Ready! ''{holds his flute case}''

'''DOT:''' You can't bring june.

'''ZOO977:''' What about Harold? ''{holds his french horn}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' ...June and Harold? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Are you fucking kidding me? Did you make that reference? 
'''REMADIN:''' That's June and Henry.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Nope!

'''ZOO977:''' Sa-

''{cuts to the front gate of the park. everyone is in their swim suits, and putting on sunscreen. albino is making goofy mustaches with the screen}''

'''ZOO977:''' Albino, why are you doing that?

'''ALBINO:''' 'Cause.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Don't really need a better excuse, ya know?</blockquote>
''{cuts to a water slide. zoo, dot, and albino are each on different slides.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Ready...

'''DOT:''' Set...

'''ALBINO:''' GO!

''{the three immediatly begin going down the slides. cuts to a close up of albino. he is attaching miniature wheels to himself.}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That ch- wait how?</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Weee!

''{cuts to a zoom out. albino flies off a corner.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This kills him on landing of course.</blockquote>
zoo and dot then pass that point}''

'''ALBINO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oww.

''{cuts to a close up of zoo and dot on the slides. zoo is looking at the sky through his telescope, dot is tuning her clarinet.
</blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Oh, but zoo can't bring the flute or french horn? The f- 
'''REMOLAY:''' Oy! Swearing's my job you asshole!</blockquote>
cuts to the bottom of the slide. zoo uses the telescope as a stilt, and so does dot, only with her clarinet. she gets in first}''

'''ZOO977:''' Best two out of three?

''{cuts to a pool. albino is completely red, except for a handle bar mustache shaped area on his face.}''

'''ALBINO:''' Well, it was fun!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Worth it</blockquote>
'''ZOO977 AND DOT:''' And stupid!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Much like this entire series</blockquote>
''{cuts to an arcade. zoo and dot are playing dance dance revolution. there scores are skyrockeeting, as albino collects the tickets in buckets.
''<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' DDR doesn't net tickets.</blockquote>''
suddenly, someone in the crown fals. the game stops. at another angle, it reveals that person fell into a newly opened green hole.
''<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Oh sweet Valkyre not this shit again</blockquote>''
everyone but albino, zoo, and dot run out, screaming.}''

'''DOT:''' Woah. Thats not good.

'''ZOO977:'''What do we do?

'''DOT:''' Get help!

'''ALBINO:''' But before that...

''{cuts to zorax's room. a weirdly shaped tool is on a board. zoo, dot, and albino are sitting in a pile of prize counter prizes.}''

'''ZORAX:''' I can fix the holes with this.

'''ZOO977:''' What is it?

'''ZORAX:''' A tezontra.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That is the dumbest name for an item I've ever heard of.</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' So, you knew how to solve these all this time?

'''ZORAX:''' Actually, I've been devising this for a while.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And you kept it a secret because...?</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Should we find someone who probably knew about the holes?

'''ZORAX:''' If he or she understands! But who else would have seen all the holes?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' No.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I think I have an idea of who.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Don't you dare bring us into this!</blockquote>
{{zoo paper 2}}
==Easter eggs==
Click on the Tezontra to replace it with a wrench.
==Fun Facts==
*The flute, french horn, and telescope are seeming to be considered pseudocharacters.
*The hole series is going to be ending soon.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Thank Valkyre for that. This is like Babylon 5, only not good</blockquote>
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