Remolay at 15:47, 8 January 2011

2011-01-08T15:47:09Z

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==About==
Zoo is asked what super power he would have if he were a super hero. 
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Wendy, Yvonne 
'''SETTING:''' The pool room, a blue room, Zoo's room, a white void.
==Transcript==
''{cuts to Zoo at his computer.}''

'''ZOO977:''' I wonder what that green thing is.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So do I. Why don't you go investigate instead of checking your email?</blockquote>
''{opens his email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo2">
Sup Zoo977! 
What would it be like if you were a superhero? 
What would your powers be? 
Just wondering, 
Raiku 
</blockquote>

''{Zoo bring Zoo977! to script, and erases sup
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What's yo problem with sup?</blockquote>
when reading}''

'''ZOO977:''' A superhero? There are many possibilities. Lets scratch down to some of the main kinds. First up is the over rated powers!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Everything but teleportation and Comics awareness.</blockquote>
''{cuts to a shot of albino in a blue room}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{voice over}'' You could fly, ''{a red suit with wings appears on him}'' turn invisible, ''{a purple suit appears on Albino}'' or you could be the creepy self centered guy ''{a super man suit appears on Albino}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Maybe Bizzaro...</blockquote>
with cheesy powers!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Maybe you're thinking of Aquaman? You know, the guy who's useless above sea level?</blockquote>
But, some of the neglected powers are better than that!

'''ALBINO:''' Can I do this one?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' No.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Fine.

''{cuts to Zoo in his bed room.}''

'''ALBINO:''' ''{voice over}'' Some of the best powers are teleportation and super smarts.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I prefer the term Enhanced Intelligence</blockquote>
''{a second hardhat
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Incredibly confused. Hardhat and Zoo are entirely different characters, right?</blockquote>
appears wearing a green suit with a brain on it. The other hardhat is in a teal suit}'' And, teleportation is more practical.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Compared to...?</blockquote>
You would get somewhere faster than flying.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' See, you really should have put that in your last sentence</blockquote>
'''WENDY:''' ''{walking into his imagination}'' Hey, Albino! Where is the soda machine? ''{a soda machine appears}''

'''ALBINO:''' Get outta my imagination!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Stop leaving the door open.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977 IN TELEPORTATION SUIT:''' Don't yell at her!

'''ALBINO:''' How are you talking? You're an example in my imagination! RAGH! ''{his mind blanks.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I am just as confused</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the pool room. Zoo and Wendy are staring blankly at Albino. He's on the pool table}''

'''ALBINO:''' RAAGH!

'''ZOO977:''' Hey. ''{takes Wendy's soda, dumps it on Albino, waking him up }''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' He was asleep?</blockquote>
Dumplestiltskin. Get out of here! You're ruining the email!

'''ALBINO:''' Sorry. ''{Walks out}''

'''ZOO977:''' And then, there are the cruddy sidekick powers.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Weasel is not cruddy, he is The Penetraitor!</blockquote>
''{cuts to yet another white space. Yvonne is there.}''

'''ZO0977:''' ''{voice over}'' There are some of the dumb powers, like blowing up
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That could be awesome</blockquote>
''{a red suit with a bomb on it appears on Yvonne}'' and acid spit.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Also pretty awesome</blockquote>
''{a lime green suit appears on Yvonne}'' Of course, not all sidekicks even have powers! ''{a Robin suit appears on Yvonne}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' So awesome he became a super hero himself</blockquote>
'''YVONNE:''' ''{in the Robin suit}'' Jolly gee wilickers, Batman!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Please, for the love of Valkyre, never say that again.</blockquote>
The creepy guy started an unoriginal plot!

'''ZOO977:''' Exactly like like in the show.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You mean this one, right?</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the pool room}''

'''ZOO977:''' But if I had a super power, it would be teleportation. Man, I could to anywhere in the universe at once!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' At Any time... 
'''REMOLAY:''' Teleportation rules!</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Albino when zoo says dumplestiltskin to see wendy in the jolly dumple costume.
*Click on anywhere to view Zoo walking on the rings of Saturn.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' With his head about to explode.</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
*Robin and Superman are both real super heroes. Robin has no super power.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' There are four Robin's, one grew up to be Nightwing, one died, one got injured and is now Robin again, and the last was the third guys girlfriend, I think.</blockquote>
*Dumplestiltskin is a reference to Rumpelstiltskin.
*"Jolly gee wilickers Batman!" is a reference to robot chicken.

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Remolay at 15:47, 8 January 2011