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'''REMOLAY:''' Hear that sound? That's the sound of no one caring
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Vi...'

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==About==
Starting next email, I won't use this bar anymore!<br>
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Hear that sound? That's the sound of no one caring</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Vinera, Albino, Yvonne,Wendy, two unknown people<br>
'''SETTING:''' Zoo's cruise ship room, the pool room, an art fair
==Transcript==
''{cuts to zoos room on the ship. he has a cast on his head.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{to the tune of for the beauty of the earth}'' Lord of all, to the we se-e-e-end, this our e-e-amil of praise.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Please... PLEASE! Do a song I've heard of!</blockquote>
''{opens his email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
<div>subject: fame</div>
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Makes a man take things over.</blockquote>
Hey, Zoo!

You're pretty popular now, huh?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
Don't let the fame get to you, though... ;D

- ZPP
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Um, don't you mean somewhat popular?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
Therefore, some fame?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Make's a man take some things over?<br />
'''REMOLAY:''' Enough with the Bowie.</blockquote>
And whats with this? ''{highlights ;D}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Ah yes... It's a winking emoticon, it's used freaking everywhere!</blockquote>
Couldn't you just do this? ''{presses ctrl-alt-d, and types in w. a winking emoticon appears in its place}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' No. No they can't.</blockquote>
Thats better. ''{resumes to typing}'' Fame rushing to my head? Thats happened with me, before.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That was an unnecesary, comma.<br />
'''REMADIN:'''Eats, Shoots and leaves.</blockquote>
Along with a few of my friends.

''{cuts to an image like [[:Image:zoohasnoemails.GIF|this.]]}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Nothing like a broken link.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I have posted this on some yellow space before. If I were you, I would focus your attemtion
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Tell me this was intentional, please.</blockquote>
to the right.

''{the screen pans to the right. vinera is there}''

'''ZOO977:''' WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?!?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who the crap are you again?<br />
'''REMADIN:''' ALL CAPS IS COOL!1!</blockquote>
'''VINERA:''' I dunno. Your imagination is random. I need an escape from here. Ruling is hard.

'''ZOO977:''' You ''rule'' somewhere?

'''VINERA:''' Yep! Trouble is, I can't escape!

'''ZOO977:''' Whatever. please exit through this door. ''{a door appears. vinera and the zoo walk out of it. albino drops from the ceiling}'' WAAAAGH!

''{cut back to zoo's suite room. hes flailing his arms around on his bed. aalbino and yvonne are there, with a tray of tan cookie. they stare at zoo}''

'''ZOO977:''' WAAAAAGH! ''{snifs the air. his eyes open}'' Lace cookies! ''{jumps up}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Would anyone would like to tell me what the hell just happened?</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Um... why were you going insane?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Going?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Bacause you broke into my brain.

'''YVONNE:''' Whatever. Hey, didn't you learn your lesson yesterday.

'''ZOO977:''' About what?

'''YVONNE:''' This is my room.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That was only yesterday? Wut?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' No, when xaviar was asigning rooms,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is just bad. Seriously.</blockquote>
he assigned us to the same room. otherwise, there wouldn't be a bunk bed.

'''YVONNE:''' Oh. ''{turns red, leaves}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Well that wen't quite well.<br />
'''REMOLAY:''' You'd think they got him and Dot together</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I can recall a time when wendy got too big for her britches.

''{cuts to a school art fair. wendy is on a bench. two people are looking at a sculpture.}''

'''ONE PERSON:''' This is one nice piece!

'''WENDY:''' I made that!

'''OTHER PERSON:''' Well then, yo are a very good artist.

''{wendy smiles. cuts to an art room. wendy is working with clay}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{voice over}'' she then began making plaster sculptures. They were good, until one fateful day.

''{cuts to a close up of a well made coffee mug}''

'''ZOO977:''' This was supposed to be a plate}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't get it.<br />
'''REMADIN:''' Is it dialogue or action? I can't tell!</blockquote>
''{cuts back the the suite room.}''

'''ZOO977:''' There you go, Zeeple! Wendy turned from a good artist to a crappy below any grade level artist.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}
==Easter Eggs==
If yo wait 5 seconds, you see a bonus clip.
:'''EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT'''
:'''ZOO977:''' ''{opens up a website}'' I just hope I didn't forget it!
==Transript==
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Epic fail.</blockquote>
*Yvonne references the last email twice.
*The easter egg would lead on to revealing ''{static}'' is coming up.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Don't do that. That's not trivia or anything</blockquote>
*Lace cookies are a kind of cookie candy real life zoo loves.
*The cup joke references the book "I am America! (and so can you)"
*Ctrl-alt-D and W are the key combinations zoo uses most often in fireworks.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' The more expensive version of paint. ''{five seconds later}'' Fireworks sucks.</blockquote>

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 '''REMOLAY:''' Enough with the Bowie.</blockquote>
 And whats with this? ''{highlights ;D}''
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 <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
 {{zoo paper}}
 ==Easter Eggs==
 If yo wait 5 seconds, you see a bonus clip.

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Remolay: Created page with '==About== Starting next email, I won't use this bar anymore! '''REMOLAY:''' Hear that sound? That's the sound of no one caring '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Vi...'

Remolay: Created page with '==About== Starting next email, I won't use this bar anymore!

'''REMOLAY:''' Hear that sound? That's the sound of no one caring
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Vi...'