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Remolay: /* Easter Eggs */

2011-12-12T23:46:44Z

‎Easter Eggs

Remolay at 07:17, 11 December 2011

2011-12-11T07:17:32Z

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy
'''SETTING:''' Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean ...'

2011-10-15T04:05:48Z

Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy '''SETTING:''' Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean ...'

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==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy 
'''SETTING:''' Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean
==Transcript==
''{cuts to zoo on the desert island. his laptops working}''

'''ZOO977:''' Wow. 2 days until Dots birthday, and I'm stranded. ''{opens an email}''
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Zoo is then eaten by Cannibals, the end.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear love, 
I love you. 
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Another virus... Whatever you do, don't open the attachment 
'''REMOLAY:''' Open it! Open it!</blockquote>
Meet me 7:00 PM at Domino's. 
From, 
Your love ;)
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Um... There are two flaws with your plan. one, I'M STRANDED ON A FREAKING DESERT ISLAND! Two, I'm taken. And before you pretend you are Dot, I think I know her email adress. ''{closes laptop}'' Well, I need to explore. ''{stands up, walks offscreen.}''

''{cuts to the suite.albino and yvonne are playing ping ponk with spiked paddles and a bag of nuts over a giant funnel. dot walks in.}''

'''DOT:''' Guys, I'm getting nervous about zoo. Where do you think he is?

'''YVONNE:''' He ''still'' isn't back?

'''DOT:''' No! where do you think he is?

'''ALBINO:''' Maybe in another room!

'''DOT:''' I checked he entire suite 4 imes. He isn't here.

''{cuts back to the island. zoo is using the packy as a knife to cut through shrubs}''

'''ZOO977:''' Its a good thing I left my swiss army knife at the suite! ''{the view changes. zoo is cutting into the clearing of a man covered in brightly colored feathers and tribal wear.}'' Um, hello?

'''THE MAN:''' Tola?

'''ZOO977:''' No, I dont like tortila's!

'''THE MAN:''' ''Tola.''

'''ZOO977:''' A tone of what? gray?

'''THE MAN:''' ''{angry}'' Tona!

'''ZOO977:''' Tone up what?

''{two men walk in}''

'''THE MAN:''' Marshmellow man not respect Tona!

'''OTHER MAN:''' Sacrifice!

'''ZOO977:''' Woah, who the craps tona? The greek god or godess of skin care?

''{cuts back to the suite. dot is on the couch jittering. wendy is trying to calm her down}''

'''WENDY:''' Calm down, dot. Zoo's doing alright!

'''DOT:''' How do you know?

'''WENDY:''' Come here. I bet he checked the email he got today!

''{both weendy and dot walk up to a computer. wendy opens zoo's email adress. an email pops up}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear love, 
I love you. 
Meet me 7:00 PM at Domino's. 
From, 
Your love ;)
</blockquote>

''{dot just burst into tears. wendy gets a shocked expression.}''

''{cuts back to the island. it is now night time. zoo is there}''

'''ZOO977:''' Great. Dots birthday's coming up, everyones probably worried sick about me, and I'm gonna die tomorrow. I might as well chock one last email. ''{opesn the packy, signes in. an email pops up}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Zoo! How could you? I hope your happy with your new girlfriend!
Love never, 
Dot</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' ''{closes laptop}'' Why? Why do I deserve this? I wish I never had gotten that email! ''{looks at the packy}'' I have an idea. ''{puts the packy on the ater, attaches something to the side. he begins to sail off.}''

{{zootornpaper}}
==Easter Eggs==
Clcik on the packy to see the tribal men burning the old paper at the stake.
==Fun Facts==
*The reason dot can see the email is because zoo closed the laptop instead of responding.

{{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

@@ Line 109: / Line 109: @@
 Clcik on the packy to see the tribal men burning the old paper at the stake.
 <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Alas, poor paper. I knew him, Remolay.<br />
-'''REMOLAY:''' No you didn't, Shakespeare sucks< <br />
+'''REMOLAY:''' No you didn't, Shakespeare sucks. <br />
 '''REMADIN:''' You suck.</blockquote>
 ==Fun Facts==
 *The reason dot can see the email is because zoo closed the laptop instead of responding.
 <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Or, you know, it could be that email clients don't automatically delete emails that you have responded to, so she could easily see the email if she logged into his email account, which she clearly knows the password to, and this is a run on sentence.</blockquote>
 {{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 ==Transcript==
 ''{cuts to zoo on the desert island. his laptops working}''
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Why would you bring that with you? You got a death wish, kid? ''{Remolay opens his mouth}'' You shut up.</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' Wow. 2 days until Dots birthday, and I'm stranded. ''{opens an email}''
 <blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Zoo is then eaten by Cannibals, the end.</blockquote>
@@ Line 15: / Line 15: @@
 From,<br>
 Your love ;)
 </blockquote>
-'''ZOO977:''' Um... There are two flaws with your plan. one, I'M STRANDED ON A FREAKING DESERT ISLAND! Two, I'm taken. And before you pretend you are Dot, I think I know her email adress. ''{closes laptop}'' Well, I need to explore. ''{stands up, walks offscreen.}''
+'''ZOO977:''' Um... There are two flaws with your plan. one, I'M STRANDED ON A FREAKING DESERT ISLAND!
-''{cuts to the suite.albino and yvonne are playing ping ponk with spiked paddles and a bag of nuts over a giant funnel. dot walks in.}''
+''{cuts to the suite.albino and yvonne are playing ping ponk with spiked paddles and a bag of nuts over a giant funnel.
 '''DOT:''' Guys, I'm getting nervous about zoo. Where do you think he is?
@@ Line 33: / Line 40: @@
 ''{cuts back to the island. zoo is using the packy as a knife to cut through shrubs}''
-'''ZOO977:''' Its a good thing I left my swiss army knife at the suite! ''{the view changes. zoo is cutting into the clearing of a man covered in brightly colored feathers and tribal wear.}'' Um, hello?
+'''ZOO977:''' Its a good thing I left my swiss army knife at the suite!
 '''THE MAN:''' Tola?
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No thank you, I'm trying to give them up.</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' No, I dont like tortila's!
@@ Line 50: / Line 59: @@
 '''THE MAN:''' Marshmellow man not respect Tona!
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Well then, obviously Stay-puft was a very bad idea when they said "Pick your representative"<br />
 '''OTHER MAN:''' Sacrifice!
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Hooray! Human Sacrifice!</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' Woah, who the craps tona? The greek god or godess of skin care?
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Obviously it's the island native god of fish.</blockquote>
-''{cuts back to the suite. dot is on the couch jittering. wendy is trying to calm her down}''
+''{cuts back to the suite. dot is on the couch jittering.
 '''WENDY:''' Calm down, dot. Zoo's doing alright!
@@ Line 77: / Line 90: @@
 ''{cuts back to the island. it is now night time. zoo is there}''
-'''ZOO977:''' Great. Dots birthday's coming up, everyones probably worried sick about me, and I'm gonna die tomorrow. I might as well chock one last email. ''{opesn the packy, signes in. an email pops up}''
+'''ZOO977:''' Great. Dots birthday's coming up, everyones probably worried sick about me, and I'm gonna die tomorrow. I might as well chock one last email.
 <blockquote class="Zoo3">
@@ Line 83: / Line 98: @@
 Love never,<br>
 Dot</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Harsh words for something you can not verify actually happened. And that's why I will never give my email password to a girlfriend.<br />
-'''ZOO977:''' ''{closes laptop}'' Why? Why do I deserve this? I wish I never had gotten that email! ''{looks at the packy}'' I have an idea. ''{puts the  packy on the ater, attaches something to the side. he begins to sail off.}''
+'''REMOLAY:''' Have you even had a girlfriend?<br />
+'''REMADIN:''' I'd rather not talk about it.</blockquote>
 {{zootornpaper}}
 ==Easter Eggs==
 Clcik on the packy to see the tribal men burning the old paper at the stake.
 ==Fun Facts==
 *The reason dot can see the email is because zoo closed the laptop instead of responding.
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Or, you know, it could be that email clients don't automatically delete emails that you have responded to, so she could easily see the email if she logged into his email account, which she clearly knows the password to, and this is a run on sentence.</blockquote>
-{{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}
+{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/sacrifice - Revision history

Remolay: /* Easter Eggs */

Remolay at 07:17, 11 December 2011

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy '''SETTING:''' Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean ...'

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy
'''SETTING:''' Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean ...'