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Remolay: Man Fireworks has always been a terrible product.

2012-12-30T21:43:36Z

Man Fireworks has always been a terrible product.

Remolay: of course I screwed up anyway

2012-12-30T07:02:04Z

of course I screwed up anyway

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Dot, Xaviar, Zoo, doodles of albino and zoo (easter egg), Yvonne, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Wendy
'''SETTING:''' The deck, the suite ==Transcrip...'

2012-12-30T06:58:49Z

Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Dot, Xaviar, Zoo, doodles of albino and zoo (easter egg), Yvonne, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Wendy '''SETTING:''' The deck, the suite ==Transcrip...'

New page

==About==
'''CAST:''' Dot, Xaviar, Zoo, doodles of albino and zoo (easter egg), Yvonne, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Wendy 
'''SETTING:''' The deck, the suite
==Transcript==
''{cuts to the deck of the boat. dot is looking through a telescope. xaviar is behind her}''

'''XAVIAR:''' Face it, Dot! Zoo's gone!

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Yes, face it so that we may be free of this torture. 
'''REMADIN:''' I'm sorry, I want even crappy love stories to have happy endings. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Remadin, did you like Twilight? 
'''REMADIN:''' ONLY THE NOVELS!</blockquote>

'''DOT:''' Just like Vinera is!

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who? 
'''REMADIN:''' I'm sure she appeared in maybe one earlier email, but yeah. Who?</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' Oh, I know she's alive!

'''DOT:''' There!

'''XAVIAR:''' What did I tell you?
<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' Never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material. 
'''REMOLAY:''' What? 
'''REMADIN:''' I don't know. I never actually saw that movie.</blockquote>

'''DOT:''' A lie! ''{yelling}'' Stay calm! ''{grabs a life preserver. throws it into the water.}''

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''In the opposite direction as Zoo. 
'''REMADIN:''' You're getting lazier in the ways you kill off Zoo, you know. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, well we're also doing these later and later at night</blockquote>

'''XAVIAR:''' He's alive?

''{the line on the life preserver tightens}''

'''DOT:''' ''{grabbing the rope}'' Pull!

<blockquote> ''{Remolay fires a catapult}'' 
'''REMADIN:''' How long has that been under your chair? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Since episode one! Did you really think I'd be able to pass up this opportunity?</blockquote>

''{xaviar pulls the rope with dot. the life preserver raises, revealing zoo on the preserver. his mouth is stuffed with sea shells}''

'''DOT:''' Zoo! ''{runs up to zoo. the two hug}''

'''XAVIAR:''' Blech. ''{throws a fish on the ground. zoo and dots eyes widen. they then begin kicking xaviar}''

<blockquote> ''{Remadin stares in horror}'' 
'''REMOLAY:''' Wh- What the hell... Did we just walk into a bad creepypasta?</blockquote>

What did I do?

'''DOT:''' What happened?

'''ZOO977:''' Wait, why aren't you angry?

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Yes. completely ignore the senseless act of violence that even the self proclaimed king of senseless violence was confused by. </blockquote>

'''DOT:''' Albino told me what you were telling me! I realised you were

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Bribing him to keep it a secret! I pulled you up here to push you back in the water when sharks came near you bastard!</blockquote>

telling the truth!

'''ZOO977:''' Yay!

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Zoo, how old were you when you wrote this again?</blockquote>

''{cuts back to the suite. zoo, dot, and xaviar walk in.}''

'''DOT:''' Well, I have to get some sleep for my birthday! Good night! ''{walks into her room.

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Zoo joins her. 
'''REMADIN:''' Will you stop that. We're probably already on multiple watchlists for jokes like this already.</blockquote>

xaviar walks into his, as zoo sits in the bochee court. he opens the packy}''

'''ZOO977:''' Sailing toward emails in three, two, one! ''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear Zoo, 
When you opened this email, you let in a unstoppable virus! 
Your computer is doomed no matter what! 
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHE! 
Evilly yours, 
The Virus
</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Hooray!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{laughs}'' A doomed computer?!? That was part of the hacking! Not to mention the Y ware ''{holds up a discette with yvonne on it}'' I installed actually helps the programming!

<blockqoute>'''REMOLAY:''' So you installed software that facilitates viruses... 
'''REMADIN:''' I see absolutely no flaw with this plan.</blockquote>

'''ALBINO:''' ''{only heard}'' Okay, bring in the balloons!

'''ZOO977:''' What?

''{a zoom out shows zorax and albino putting up some balloons.}''

'''ZOO977:''' What are you doing?

'''ZORAX:''' Putting up balloons!

'''ZOO977:''' Be sure to use some super helium, and put trinkets in them.

'''ZORAX:''' Ok?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{returning to typing}'' Anyways, I think your virus needs to have a checkup. Look at some of the programs on my computer!

''{cuts to a view of fireworks}''

'''ZOO977:''' First off, theres Fireworks CS4. While it's a very advanced graphics program, it actually makes omputers more vulnerable to virus's.

''{cut to a view of the newer microsoft word, xcel, and powerpoint.}''

'''ZOO977:''' And then there's the newest version of Word, Excel, and Powerpoint! While they are ''{the sound of gwen from total drama island is heard faintly}'' nice programs, they're just another door key. Wait, whats that?

''{cuts to the suite view. albino is watching Total Drama Island.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Albino, what are you doing?

'''ALBINO:''' I dunno.

'''ZOO977:''' Weren't you just putting up birthday decorations?

'''ALBINO:''' Everythings up.

''{zoo looks around. tons of decorations are on the walls}''

'''ZOO977:''' I'm not even gonna ask.

''{cuts to a view of Flash.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Ah, good old flash. Truthfully, it's like a sponge collecting virus's!

''{cuts back to the normal view}''

'''ZOO977:''' And then there's Y wear. It hs bugs built in so that you have to go out and buy the next version, with more bugs, and a higher price! I bought stock, and boy, am I raking in money! Well, it's almost morning. ''{sends the email, closes the laptop.}''

''{cuts to the next morning. dot opens the door to her room. she walks out, and yawns.}''

'''EVERYONE BUT XAVIAR AND DOT:''' Happy birthday!

'''DOT:''' Yay!

''{the kids begin going insane as the scrreen fades to black.}''

{{zoo paper 2}}
==Easter Eggs==
Click on the telescope to see Dot looking at the railings on the boat

Click on dot when she mentions albino to see a badly drawn comic. the first frame has him talking. the next has them wearing suits. the remaining frames are all worn out.
==Fun facts==
*Dots birthday has been mentioned for the last few emails.
*The virus's built in is a refference to the comic Foxtrot.
*Gwen from Total Drama Island is heard.
*Zoo has every program mentioned but Y wear.

{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 The Virus
 </blockquote>
-<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Hooray!</br>
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Hooray!</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' ''{laughs}'' A doomed computer?!? That was part of the hacking! Not to mention the Y ware ''{holds up a discette with yvonne on it}'' I installed actually helps the programming!
-<blockqoute>'''REMOLAY:''' So you installed software that facilitates viruses...<br />
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' So you installed software that facilitates viruses...<br />
 '''REMADIN:''' I see absolutely no flaw with this plan.</blockquote>

@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 What did I do?
 '''DOT:''' What happened?
@@ Line 105: / Line 104: @@
 '''ZORAX:''' Putting up balloons!
 '''ZOO977:''' Be sure to use some super helium, and put trinkets in them.
 '''ZORAX:''' Ok?
@@ Line 114: / Line 117: @@
 ''{cuts to a view of fireworks}''
-'''ZOO977:''' First off, theres Fireworks CS4. While it's a very advanced graphics program, it actually makes omputers more vulnerable to virus's.
+'''ZOO977:''' First off, theres Fireworks CS4. While it's a very advanced graphics program
 ''{cut to a view of the newer microsoft word, xcel, and powerpoint.}''
-'''ZOO977:''' And then there's the newest version of Word, Excel, and Powerpoint! While they are ''{the sound of gwen from total drama island is heard faintly}'' nice programs, they're just another door key. Wait, whats that?
+'''ZOO977:''' And then there's the newest version of Word, Excel, and Powerpoint! While they are ''{the sound of gwen from total drama island is heard faintly}''
 ''{cuts to the suite view. albino is watching Total Drama Island.}''
 '''ZOO977:''' Albino, what are you doing?
 '''ALBINO:''' I dunno.
 '''ZOO977:''' Weren't you just putting up birthday decorations?
@@ Line 133: / Line 155: @@
 '''ZOO977:''' I'm not even gonna ask.
 ''{cuts to a view of Flash.}''
-'''ZOO977:''' Ah, good old flash. Truthfully, it's like a sponge collecting virus's!
+'''ZOO977:''' Ah, good old flash.
 ''{cuts back to the normal view}''
-'''ZOO977:''' And then there's Y wear. It hs bugs built in so that you have to go out and buy the next version, with more bugs, and a higher price! I bought stock, and boy, am I raking in money! Well, it's almost morning. ''{sends the email, closes the laptop.}''
+'''ZOO977:''' And then there's Y wear. It hs bugs built in so that you have to go out and buy the next version, with more bugs, and a higher price!
 ''{cuts to the next morning. dot opens the door to her room. she walks out, and yawns.}''
@@ Line 149: / Line 184: @@
 ''{the kids begin going insane as the scrreen fades to black.}''
 {{zoo paper 2}}
@@ Line 155: / Line 193: @@
 Click on dot when she mentions albino to see a badly drawn comic. the first frame has him talking. the next has them wearing suits. the remaining frames are all worn out.
 ==Fun facts==
 *Dots birthday has been mentioned for the last few emails.
@@ Line 160: / Line 199: @@
 *Gwen from Total Drama Island is heard.
 *Zoo has every program mentioned but Y wear.
 {{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/programs - Revision history

Remolay: Man Fireworks has always been a terrible product.

Remolay: of course I screwed up anyway

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Dot, Xaviar, Zoo, doodles of albino and zoo (easter egg), Yvonne, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Wendy '''SETTING:''' The deck, the suite ==Transcrip...'

Remolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Dot, Xaviar, Zoo, doodles of albino and zoo (easter egg), Yvonne, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Wendy
'''SETTING:''' The deck, the suite ==Transcrip...'