Remolay: Double Aulos. It sounds like a bagpipe. IT REALLY FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE A BAGPIPE WITHOUT THE BAG!

2012-12-31T05:48:31Z

Double Aulos. It sounds like a bagpipe. IT REALLY FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE A BAGPIPE WITHOUT THE BAG!

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==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Zorax, Larry, Dot 
'''SETTING:''' The suite, outside of larry's room
==Transcript==
''{cuts to the suite. zoo is on the couch}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{to the tune of a-hole}'' You were emailing some other guy. He types just like me, but I make you cry! ''{opens his email}''

<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' Ah back to the old email song based on a song neither off us have ever heard of, I missed this. Except for the part where I don't know the tune at all</blockquote>

<blockquote class="Zoo3">Dear zoo, 
How are you doing? I was just wondering what insturment you now play. 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This feels all too much like something I wrote while high.</blockquote>
Thanks, 
Pinky
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And The Brain</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Wait, is this pinkies I'm not evil side or pinkies I will eat your skull side?

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I have no clue what you're talking about, but I hope it's the second side</blockquote>

Anyways, I'm doing alright. Um, I dont play any new insturments,

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' But I do play very old instruments. Like the Roman Tibia and Double Aulos 
'''REMOLAY:''' You promised me you'd never bring that up again. 
'''REMADIN:''' The double aulos? 
'''REMOLAY:''' The ancient world.</blockquote>

but I haven't released what insturment I play besides the flute!

''{cuts to a stage}''

'''ZOO977:''' Dun du du duuuun! ''{the curtains open, revealing a fench horn}'' The french horn!

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I prefer the Swedish horn. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Stop talking about ancient instruments!</blockquote>

''{cuts back to the computer}''

'''ZOO977:''' I'm pretty good on the french horn. Watch this! ''{takes out a french horn, begisn playing flight of the bumblebee.

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Please, Even I know how infesable that is. 
'''REMADIN:''' A. You spelled unfeasible wrong. 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuCcMPKOy8c 
'''REMOLAY:''' Why do you know how to speak in links?</blockquote>

after a avery short time, the middle explodes}''

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Along with the rest of the ship. The end.</blockquote>

What the crap? ''{looks in the horn}'' Oh, for the love of corn!

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Yeah... I'm going to start saying this now.</blockquote>

''{yelling}'' ZORAX!

'''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Yes?

'''ZOO977:''' Can you bring me the passanger list?

'''ZORAX:''' Sure. ''{hands zoo a mini book.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Lets see. Heres the W section. Oh, heres the "Winner" family members! ''{still looking.}'' C'mon, zorax, lets go prank a weirdo you don't know!

'''ZORAX:''' Yay!

''{cuts to zoo and zorax in front of a door. zoo is holding a bag labled pies. zorax is builting

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I'm rather certain this is impossible</blockquote>

a trebuche.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{putting pies on the trebuche}'' Ready?

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Question? Why isn't it loaded with explosives instead of pies?</blockquote>

'''ZORAX:''' Ready! ''{knocks on the door. zorax and zoo go to one side of the door. it opens, the trebuche not blocked. larry steps out.}''

<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Oh hey, it's that guy who was briefly mentioned in season 1. 
''{Remadin stares at Remolay in horror}'' 
'''REMOLAY:''' What? Expecting me to say "Who?"? The guy hates Zoo. Of course I remember him.</blockquote>

'''LARRY:''' What is it now?

''{zoo releases the trebuche. larry picks up his cell phone}''

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And apparently no pie impact was made.</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' WOOHOO! ''{high fives zorax}''

'''LARRY:''' You forgot one detail. ''{presses some number on his phone.}''

'''DOT:''' ''{on the other line}'' Hello?

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You cheating bitch!</blockquote>

'''LARRY:''' Lascia ch'io pianga
mia cruda sorte!

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' "Let me weep, my cruel fate!"</blockquote>

'''DOT:''' Just ditch the french.

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That's Italian you stupid-</blockquote>

'''LARRY:''' Can you come to my room?Soomeone just lanched a bunch of pies at me!

<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is apparently still pre-impact 
'''REMOLAY:''' Larry! Faster than a speeding pie!</blockquote>

'''DOT:''' On my way!

''{llarry closes his phone}''

'''ZOO977:''' Um... ''{jumps onto the other side of hte door. dot walks in, ans sees zorax with the trebuche.}''

'''DOT:''' Don't you know who this is? ''{kicks zorax, drags him away by his ear. zoo walks off the other way}''

''{cuts back to the suite. zorax is on the couch, with an ice pack on his ear}''

'''ZOO977:''' There ya go, pinky! I'm good at a swirly insturment, and larrys a total jerk!

<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Um... What the hell just happened 
'''REMADIN:''' I haven't got a clue. Still wondering where those pies went. </blockquote>

{{zoo paper 2}}
==Easter Eggs==
Click on swirly at the end to see a flute bent into about 4 spirals.
==Fun Facts==
*Real life zoo plays the flute. He originally wanted to play the french horn.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Good for you. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Yes. Unfortunately, neither of us give a shit</blockquote>
*This is the first email with larry.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' False. The first email with Larry was season one's "Larry". 
'''REMADIN:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a Larry fanboy on our hands </blockquote>

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Remolay: Double Aulos. It sounds like a bagpipe. IT REALLY FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE A BAGPIPE WITHOUT THE BAG!