Remolay at 23:09, 9 September 2013

2013-09-09T23:09:08Z

Remolay: Satan eats cheese whiz

2013-09-04T00:25:34Z

Satan eats cheese whiz

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==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, LArry, a devil, various tortured people, Satan 
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Tell him I said "sup"</blockquote>
'''SETTING:''' The cruise ship, The pool room, A travel agency, Hell, A resturaunt
==Trancript==
''{cuts to the dock, with the cruise ship there. everyone is getting off with their luggage. cuts to the pool room. zoo is on the table, with the packy}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{To the tune of the spongbob square pants theme}'' Zoo nine se-ven! Se-ven e-mails! ''{opens an email}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Holy shit 
'''REMADIN:''' I know... Something we actually get. It's a festivus miracle. 
'''REMOLAY:''' It's September</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear Zoo, 
 
I can't escape this hell 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Oh my...</blockquote>
So many times I've tried 
But I'm still caged inside 
Somebody get me through this nightmare 
I can't control myself 
 
<blockquote> ''{Remolay rocks out}''</blockquote>
So what if you can see the darkest side of me? 
No one will ever change this animal I have become 
Help me believe it's not the real me 
Somebody help me tame this animal 
 
From, 
Three Days Grace
</blockquote>
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Whew, my favorite email yet and he hasn't even answered it yet.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Um, I know nothing about taming animals,
<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' Swing and a miss. </blockquote>
but I know how to go to hell! You see, I won four anytime passes to hell from a Kroger contest!
<blockquote>''{Remolay runs out of the room}'' 
'''REMADIN:''' Where do you think you're going? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Kroger! 
'''REMADIN:''' That contest ended a long time ago! 
'''REMOLAY:''' God dammit... ''{walks back into the room}''</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' Wait, a trip to hell?

'''ZOO977:''' Well, why not?

'''ALBINO:''' Thats where Larry's from!
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' I knew there was a reason I liked this guy</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' Um.... I was thinking of bringing him along!
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Dot, is there something you'd like to say to your boyfriend? Like that you're a cheating whore?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Ok!
<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' Woah really?</blockquote>
''{dot walks out}'' Albino, pack plenty of pepper spray.
<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' Ah, that's more like I expected. </blockquote>
''{cuts to a travel agency. dot, zoo, albino, and larry are walking past some elevators}''

'''ALBINO:''' How will we know which one is right?
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' I don't think this is how this works. I had to die. 
'''REMADIN:''' Well there also shouldn't possibly be these things on a cruise ship</blockquote>
''{one elevator by them is red and on fire. screaming comes from inside of it, and blood leaks under the bottom of it.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Like that. ''{the kids get in}''

''{cuts to a view of hell. an elevator falls. the kids get out}''

'''LARRY:''' Woah. Cool place.
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Agreed.</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' So... which door is for the tour guides?
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Last I check, Ol' Horny himself does them.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Maybe the door marked tours, next to a billion with actual hell.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What the actual hell. I didn't see those when I was there. 
'''REMOLAY:''' You didn't have tickets. </blockquote>
'''LARRY:''' Ok!

''{the kids walk up to a door with a devil in front of it}''

'''DEVIL:''' I will sadly be your tour guide for the day.
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Told you. </blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Whats so bad about having to wear a plaid-polka-dot pink shirt around with a parka and coat in a sweltering enviroment?

'''DEVIL:''' Exactly.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I don't get it.</blockquote>
''{cuts to a view of many pits filled with magma. people are being dnjked head first in them}''

'''DOT:''' That looks like torture!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' All together now... 
'''REMOLAY AND REMADIN TOGETHER:''' No shit!</blockquote>
'''DEVIL:''' IF you think thats bad, we'll skip the barber shop.

''{cuts to a view of many people being hanged. they are being put into a machine.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Oh man, the tour is even better the second time. Get to the ironic punishment room soon. please?</blockquote>
'''DEEVIL:'''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who?</blockquote>
This is our meat section of the deli. ''{points at some tortured cows}'' And there's the cheese.

'''ZOO977:''' I don't think that head cheese really is cheese.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:'''All together now... No shit! 
'''REMOLAY:''' what? 
'''REMADIN:''' Head cheese is meat.</blockquote>
'''DEVIL:''' Moving on.

''{cuts to another room. many people are screaming. a record is playing}''

'''DEVIL:''' This is a special kind of torture suggested from ''{looks at a note card}'' Larry Winner.

'''LARRY:''' Thats me!

'''DEVIL:''' Well, the polka tortures working well.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What's wrong with polka?</blockquote>
''{Pcuts to a pit of lava. king, queens, and other rulars are swimming in it. satan is on a mini island around it}''

'''DEVIL:''' And here is satans quarters. He tortured the self obsessed rulers here.

'''ALBINO:''' So, 99% of them?

'''DEVIL:''' Precicly.

''{cuts to a resturaunt.}''
<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' What is a spellchecker!</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' That was a cool tour!

'''LARRY:''' Yep. Hey, waiter! Where are our menues?

''{a devil hands them a menu. they look at it}''

'''ZOO977:''' Why am I on this?
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' waiter? I'll take the zoo, please.</blockquote>
''{cuts bak to the pool room}''

'''ZOO977:''' In closing, it's fun to watch people being tortured by polka!
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Indeed it is. 
'''REMADIN:''' What's wrong with Polka?</blockquote>
{{zoo paper 2}}

==Easter Eggs==
Click on he mnu to see "Hardhat souflee - $5.50"
==Fun Facts==
*Kroger is the grocery store zoo goes to.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who the hell cares?</blockquote>
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