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==Summary==
A rose asks zoo why he doesnt capitalise. the little chef guy makes a glove with needles in it.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is going to be painful.</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo, Strong bad, Strong Sad, Dot, The Little Chef Guy, Larmey, Flashfiht (plush), Crackotage (plush).

'''SCENE:''' Zoos bedroom, Zoo's porch, the KOT's castle, the feild.
==Summary==
'''ZOO977:''' ''{singing to the tune of matchboxk twenty's "real world"}'' I wonder what its like to be an email...
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Please stop singing to that song. 
'''REMADIN:''' You've never heard of that song until today. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Your point?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">Hey Hardhat. 
<BLOCKQUOTE>'''REMADIN:''' Wrong character there, bud.</blockquote>
I'm curious, why come you never capitalize? 
Yours, Axl Rose. (From Guns'n'roses)
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I rather doubt someone of awesomeness would be emailing Zoo</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Of course I capitalized!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' He wasn't asking you. He was asking hammerhead.</blockquote>
Look at this letter I wrote just the other day! ''{shakes a letter}''

<blockquote class=Dot>dear hammerhead, 
can you meet me at the stick at 7 pm tomorrow? 
thanks, 
zoo977</blockquote class>

'''ZOO977:''' Erm... maybe I do need lessons.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Lessons in captialization: Lesson one: The Shift Key</blockquote>
''{dials his phone}'' Hi, strong bad! Can you come to my house with strong sad? ''{pause}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Sword. Give to me. NOW!</blockquote>
Thanks! Bye! ''{closes phone}''

''{cuts to zoo, strong bad, and strong sad on the porch. strong sad has some tools}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I really hope he's doing this on purpose.</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' This had better be important.

'''ZOO977:''' Can you help me out? I have some serious capitalization problems. '{holds the note}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Do you have any gloves?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Useless item used for useful purpose, Adventure Game, HO!</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD AND ZOO977:''' ''{in unison}'' Why?

'''STRONG SAD:''' The little chef says he can program grammar into gloves.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' lolwut?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Is that remotely possible?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I hope so.</blockquote>
'''STRONG SAD:''' How do you think I write so neatly?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{over strong sads neatly}'' Nerdy?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Because he's Strong Sad?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Good point. Tell him I need capitalization.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But before, do you mind having needles stuck in your hands?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{not paying attention}'' Yeah, yeah. I'm ok with that.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Somehow this does not surprise me</blockquote>
''{cuts to the king of towns castle}''

'''DOT:''' ''{holding a letter}'' Chef man!

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{runs up}'' Yes?

'''DOT:''' Zoo needs good capitalization. Can you create a glove for him that will give him that?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' Of course!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Before The Little Chef Guy became a chef, he was known as Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty pirate.</blockquote>
''{cuts to the feild. zoo and larmey are playing with cheat commandos toys}''

'''LARMEY:''' ''{holding a flashfight toy}'' As your new general, I now want you to make me lunch!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Okay, this guy actually isn't in the character page, Who is he or she?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{holding a crackotage toy}'' I don't care what yo say, I'm free spirited, thats my way! He he ha ha!

''{the little chef guy walks on. he is holding a glove with three needles in it.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{turns around}'' Hello! Did you make the glove?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' Here you go! ''{throws zoo the glove}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey, than- OW! ''{takes off, see's the needles}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' When did he put it on?</blockquote>
Why the crap are these here?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' Its how it works!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What did I tell you, Guybrush Threepwood</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' It better.

''{cuts back to the computer room}''

'''ZOO977:''' Here you go''{ow}'', Axel of a ''{ow}'' rose. Now to ''{ow}'' Get
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And if you look to your left you'll see the problem with this solution.</blockquote>
a goombada. ''{ow}''

{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click on axel of a rose to see a 3-d model of a rose.

Click on goombada to open a recipe.

<blockquote class=Dot>Goombada 
Ingredients: Limes, lemons, sugar, seltzer, ice 
Put 2/3 of a lime, and two thrids of a lemon in a cup with a scant quarter cup of sugar. squish until an almost liquid texture. pour in some seltzer. mix well. put in some more seltzer, and some ice.</blockquote class>
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Is this a real beverage? Is it any good? I need an actual response from zoo here.</blockquote>

==Fun facts==
*Remember: Goombadas are a great summer treat. You should make one!
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