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==About==
The groty old sponge asks whats going on in america. Zoo gets confused. 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Remolay and Remadin get even more confused</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Zorax, Dot, Yvonne, Albino, Nicholas, Barack Obama 
'''SETTING:''' The pool room, A grocery store, A car compresser, Under water, Milk Machines, A mint, A presidential debate, A club
==Transcript==
'''ZOO977:''' ''{singing to the tune of garden states truth or dare}'' I should've left the e-email. I should've left it at the subject bar. ''{opesn his emil}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What are most of these songs?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo2"> 
Dear Zoo, 
I need help on my history of America essay. Can you help me out? 
It needs to have ALL the major events.
<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' It was discovered, it became a country, there were wars. The end. 
'''REMADIN:''' You forgot slavery and civil rights.</blockquote>
C'mon, you gotta! 
-TheDenzel
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Listen, spongy, I would do it, but I live in oralina,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Continuity alert. Continuity alert! Zoo's house is in Zaland</blockquote>
if you haven't noticed. I do know a few events going on, though.

''{cuts to a grocery store. zorax is changing the price of beans.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{voice over}'' Because of fewer sources, gas prices are rising.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This joke... no. Just no</blockquote>
Plenty on available beans are in Alaska, though.

''{cuts to a car compactor. dot is in control. a bunch of yellow cars are being crushed.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Because of hard to control prices, a credit crunch has started. People prefer Honda and Toyota.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I don't get it</blockquote>
''{cuts to an under water view of a sinking submarine. Yvonne is in it. a trail of brown is by it}''

'''ZOO977:''' A submarine carrying over 3 tons of coca cola was recently sank. It is believed that this was illegal atlantean coke.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Okay, this one was almost funny. How do you sink a submarine?
 '''REMADIN:''' Today in Atlantis...</blockquote>
''{cuts to a view of some milk making machines. purple liquid is pouring into them}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Cows are not needed apparently</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Because of lack of cost,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What?</blockquote>
tainted milk is being sent out through Japan, Indiana.

''{cuts to an empty store. albino's asleep on one shelf}''

'''ZOO977:''' Related to the last incident, Chinese foods
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Alright, I have some choice words for you! *Remolay pulls out his swords* 
'''REMADIN:''' Don't do it! 
'''REMOLAY:''' Shut up. Now listen here... THIS is Japanese. Chinese food is not. Chinese food is Chinese!</blockquote>
are being taken out of grocery stores. I wish they weren't. Some were really good, and gave me a tingly feeling.

''{cuts to a mint. Nicholas is next to a box, which he presses a button on. half of the mint explodes.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Budget costs are getting harder and harder on people. Especially those who make the money. That must be a hell of a job. Imagine seeing so much money, and not getting any of it.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Don't rub it in</blockquote>
''{cuts to barack obama next to a blob of ice cream.}''

'''ZOO977:''' According to my role model, barrack obamas running mate went to baskin Robbins and bought vanilla. He sunk into the blob.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I think it's time we gave up.</blockquote>
''{cuts to a weird club labeled fighting. weird noises are heard.}''

'''ZOO977:''' A man who made a fight club also apparently is making people choke.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' First rule of Choke club... is don't talk about choke club.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the pool room.}''

'''ZOO977:''' There ya go, groty. As you can tell, I pay lot of attention to the new. Well, time to have some tingly candy! ''{walks off screen}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This was awful to a whole new level. 
'''REMADIN:''' I hope it's not to a point where we have to use major profanity in portmanteaus to describe it.</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter Eggs==
Click on tingly candy to show the "candy" - a vile with a labeled covered with a crudely written CANDY on it.
==Fun Facts==
*The following events are mocked:
:The gas crisis
:The credit crunch
:The sinking of a submarine smuggling cocaine
:Tainted milk in japan
:Stores taking Japanese products off the shelves
:Budget cuts
:Steven Colbert saying picking Joe Biden was like getting vanilla ice cream at Baskin Robins
:The upcoming movie Choke
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Where the hell was I during all of this?</blockquote>
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