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==Season Two Opening Statements==
'''REMOLAY:''' I really hope this is less painful than last season

'''REMADIN:''' That's not likely.

'''REMOLAY:'''' Great. I'll get my swords.

'''REMADIN:''' You were the one who signed up for this, you HAVE to riff it.

==Summary==
There is a tornado
<blockquote>'''REMDIN:''' Auntie Em! Auntie Em!</blockquote>
as zoo uses his new computer, the fancy 408!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Probably not too fancy</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Mandy, Andy, Albino, Larmey, Zoo, Ethan, Dot, Hammerhead Wannabe

'''SETTING:''' Zoo's living Room, Zoos basement, Zoo's pool room

==Transcript==
''{cuts to zoos living room. mandy and andy are working on a model of the solar system.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Space... The final frontier...</blockquote>
albino and larmey are mezmorised by the TV.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I think I know what they're watching...</blockquote>
dot, zoo, and ethan are playing with action figures. suddenly, a siren is heard}''

'''ETHAN:''' Since when did we have a siren?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Just be glad there's no water to plunge into.</blockquote>
'''LARMEY:''' I don't know.

'''DOT:''' ''{eye lids lower}'' May I see the remote?

'''ALBINO:''' Ok... ''{tosses dot the remote}''

'''DOT:''' Thanks! ''{changes to the weather channel.<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Behold! The only real smart person on this show!</blockquote>
the screen is blocked. suddenly, everyones eyes open wide}''

'''EVERYONE:''' TORNADO IN THE AREA! TORNADO IN THE AREA! ''{everyone grabs a toy, a pillow, and a cooler, and run into the basement}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Too organized of a panic.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' At least I installed
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Technically not wrong, but set up would be better</blockquote>
the new computer in the other room! ''{walks into a pool room.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' With a pool?</blockquote>
in the corner is a desk with a dark red computer, and school supplies.}'' I present, THE FANCY 408!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' The lamest name for a computer ever.</blockquote>
''{turns on the computer}''

<blockquote class="Zoo2">Welcome, Zoo977! 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This here is one ugly background. 
'''REMADIN:''' How does it already know his name?</blockquote>
What would you like to do? 
*Check Emails
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Please. dear god, no.</blockquote>
*Go to eBay
*Go to Amazon
*Play Games
*Read book
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' If so, get an actual book.</blockquote>
*Turn off
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I'll give you five bucks if you choose this one</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Thank you, Fancy! I'll check an email.
<blockquote>''{Remolay pulls out his swords, while Remadin pushes a barrier in front of him}''</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo2">Yo, Zoo! 
 
Have you ever destroyed anything? I mean, seriously! 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY''' My sanity.</blockquote>
From, 
A dude named Lazlo319</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Well, as a construction worker,
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You're a construction worker? Since when?</blockquote>
I need to destroy multiple things.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What make me a good demoman?</blockquote>
I'll demon-

'''MANDY:''' Have you already forgotten about the tornado warning?!?

'''ZOO977:''' Then how am I supposed to show destruction?!?

''{suddenl;y, a crash is heard outside}''

'''ANDY:''' Zoo, You've lost your wrecking ball.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Honestly, this should be fun</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' What? ''{looks out the window
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You shouldn't be anywhere near that</blockquote>
. a wrecking ball comes by,and obliterates a house}'' Thats my favorite way to destroy something. It gives a quick, exploding effect!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Thanks for the advice.</blockquote>
If you want to talk to other people...

''{albino and hammerhead walk in holding pool sticks}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Cues 
'''REMOLAY:''' Oh, that kind of pool</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Perfect timing! Do either of you like destroying stuff?

'''HAMMERHEAD:''' Why?!? Why?!? Do you want me to destroy something?!? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Because it's fun!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Calm down! All I'm wondering is if you like to destroy stuff!

'''ALBINO:''' I love to knock down circus tents!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Why? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Why?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Why?

'''ALBINO:''' Then you can watch all the little clown cars drive out in anger. So hilarious!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I need to start writing this down.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' What about you, Hammerhead?

'''HAMMERHEAD:''' Well, I destroy something whenever I try and fix it!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What fun it that?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Why do you think I don't want you "fixing" stuff?

'''HAMMERHEAD:''' Just let us continue our game.

'''ZOO977:''' Ok. May I play?

'''ALBINO:''' Sure!

''{the three begin to play pool.}''

{{zoo paper}}
==Easter egg==
Click the eight ball for the player to knock over the table. zoo picks it up.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I was not aware the camera was on the table</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
This is the first preferences
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I have no clue if this is the right word</blockquote>
of hammerhead, andy, and mandy in an email.
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

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