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==Summary==
Zoo uses a box-puter to tell how he can hurt homestar.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' By throwing the Box-puter at him</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Coach Z (easter egg)

'''SETTING:''' Zoo's bedroom, The Field
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' My elf sense is telling me this will likely be short.</blockquote>
==Transcript==
'''ZOO977:''' ''{Grumbles, walks up to a tiny blue computer on his desk}'' Time to check an email on the box-puter...

<blockquote class="Zootrans">Dear Zootopia, 
 
Wassup? I wondering if you've ever made anyone cry. 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Me, after reading several of these</blockquote>
Ryan B-Fox</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Well, blue fox, I can make someone cry.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Like I just said...</blockquote>
Lets do some examinations on homestar.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is probably going to involve Little Brudder somehow. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Hey! Don't dis that guy. He CAN make it on his own ''{starts crying}'' He can...</blockquote>
''{cuts to the field. homestar is standing there.}''

'''ZOO977:''' First of all, theres wrestling moves. The half nelson... ''{zoo runs up, and does a half nelson on homestar}'' The quarter nelson... ''{does a quarter nelson on homestar}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Wrestling moves, useless on everyone</blockquote>
And the full Nathan. ''{a hotdog with mustard falls on homestar. he topples over}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' More likely to make someone else than anything else. 
'''REMOLAY:''' The smeg is a full Nathan?</blockquote>
'''STRONG SAD:''' What about reading?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, hi, dork sad.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Out Of Character!</blockquote>
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{opens a book}'' This is spot.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{clutches his head}'' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I fail to see how this is crying.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' But if you want me to hurt strong sa...
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' No, Make him cry. The email said to make someone cry!</blockquote>
'''STRONG SAD:''' What?

'''ZOO977:''' I loves dunking him into pits of red ants! ''{a giant pit appears, full of red ants strong sad falls in, and the pit closes}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What.</blockquote>
Now, back to homestar. You can give him a bet!

''{strong bad walks up to homestar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet you can't beat yourself in a fight.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I most certainly can! ''{begins to kick and punch himself}'' ''{weakly}'' See?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This bet probably happens more than Strong Bad would like to admit.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' then I like to put marshmallows in a soda can, and put it in a freezer.

''{a soda can appears in a freezer}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' MARSHMALLOWS! ''{continuously rams into the door}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This does sound like a good way to hurt Homestar, now how about you actually answer the email?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' He makes a pretty good hurting test subject if you didn't realize that. I've tested toys, bathtubs, and foods on him!

'''HOMESTAR:''' So those weren't treats?!?

'''ZOO977:''' Shut up.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I somehow expect this to be the best gag in the series.</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Anyways, Ima go do something stupid.

'''ZOO977:''' Why?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Because Zoo977 was to lazy to think of something for Homestar to do</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' m... I haven't thought that far yet.

''{cuts back to zoos bedroom}''

'''ZOO977:''' Now to check my bank account. ''{opens bank_account_balance.exe}'' WOW! I can get a new computer now! ''{runs off}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' How much you wanna be that Homestar's stupid thing was give Zoo al of his money. 
'''REMOLAY:''' I have no idea if that's the joke or not.</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click zoos account balance ($80,000) to see the logo for coach z's banking.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Best money to put your bank in.</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
*This is the first time zoo uses the box-puter.
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

==Season 1 Closing Comments==
'''REMOLAY:''' ''{confused}'' Wait, is this really the end of season one?

'''REMADIN:''' According to the main page, no. According to the templet there, yes.

'''REMOLAY:''' What possessed Zoo to label it that way?

'''REMADIN:''' I have to admit, on that one I'm Sombaffled.

''{Remolay draws his swords}''

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{angrily}'' Do not mention that bad fanstuff again!

'''REMADIN:''' Sorry... So I say we move on.

'''REMOLAY:''' No way.

''{Remadin waves his hand}''

'''REMADIN:''' We will move on on the riffing of this fanstuff.

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{entranced}'' We will move on with the riffing of this fanstuff...

RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/cry - Revision history

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