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Remolay: /* Transcript */

2011-04-27T02:46:54Z

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Remolay: could have sworn I started this, oh well, I'm finishing it now.

2011-04-27T02:46:04Z

could have sworn I started this, oh well, I'm finishing it now.

Remolay: Copie over so I remember to o this in a week. I'm not even bothering with the key at the moment.

2011-04-08T01:26:31Z

Copie over so I remember to o this in a week. I'm not even bothering with the key at the moment.

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==About==
Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS! I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE! 
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne 
'''SETTING:''' Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck ''{easter egg}''

==Transcript==
''{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee court with the packy}''

'''ZOO977:''' I've never checked a 7 sea high email before! ''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Hello, Zoo. 
 
Whats up with that big 
wart on your face? 
I suggest making a wart cream. 
 
''-LD''
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load? I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship!

'''ALBINO:''' Yum. Krispy cream!

'''ZOO977:''' This amn't a time for doughnuts!

'''ALBINO:''' Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream?

'''ZOO977:''' Thats what you meant?

'''ALBINO:''' ''{quick}'' Of course!

'''ZOO977:''' Albino, you're a genius!

''{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}''

'''DOT:''' So what are we making today?

'''ZOO977:''' Wait, Is this a cooking show?

'''DOT:''' I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera infront of us.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a knife}'' I dont want to know. ''{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos are in bowls on a coffee table}''

'''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Whats this?

'''DOT:''' Just some creams we made!

'''YVONNE:''' You dont have warts!

'''ZOO977:''' I know! These are eating creams!

'''YVONNE:''' I'm pretty sure most people want to eat.

'''DOT:''' These are food creams!

'''ZORAX:''' ''{eye lids lower}'' Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart?

'''ZOO977:''' Yes, why?

'''ZORAX:''' He sent me the same email.

'''ZOO977:''' Anyways, want to try some cream?

'''ALBINO:''' ''{walks in}'' Yum yum! ''{tries a spoonful of one. he turns red}''

'''ZOO977:''' Ummmm... What did you put in for something sweet?

'''DOT:''' I dunno. ''{cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring}'' Some sugar!

{{zoo paper}}
==Easter Eggs==
Click on the top container of chili powder.
:'''EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT'''

:''{cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}''
==Fun Facts==
*The cruise ship is a refference to the last email.
*7 seas high mean to be on the sea.
*The hidden camera breaks the fourth wall.
*This is the first instance of yvonne cooking.

{{RiffText Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 '''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load?
-</blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.<br />
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.<br />
 '''REMOLAY:''' Well, that's kinda dickish by your standards, wouldn't you say?</blockquote>
 I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship!
 <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Because all cruise-takers have huge warts!</blockquote>
 '''ALBINO:''' Yum. Krispy cream!
-<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now I'm hungry.
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now I'm hungry.<br />
 '''REMOLAY:''' What, Random doughnut time already?</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' This amn't a time for doughnuts!
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 <blockquote>''{canned laughter from Remolay and Remadin}''</blockquote>
 {{zoo paper}}
 ==Easter Eggs==
 Click on the top container of chili powder.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 ==About==
-Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS! I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE!<br>
+Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS!
 '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne<br>
 '''SETTING:''' Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck ''{easter egg}''
 ==Transcript==
-''{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee court with the packy}''
+''{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee
-'''ZOO977:''' I've never checked a 7 sea high email before! ''{opens an email}''
+'''ZOO977:''' I've never checked a 7 sea high email before!
 <blockquote class="Zoo3">
 Hello, Zoo.<br/>
 <br/>
 Whats up with that big<br/>
 wart on your face?<br/>
 I suggest making a wart cream.<br/>
 <br/>
@@ Line 19: / Line 27: @@
 </blockquote>
-'''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load? I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship!
+'''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load?
+</blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.<br />
 '''ALBINO:''' Yum. Krispy cream!
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now I'm hungry.
 '''ZOO977:''' This amn't a time for doughnuts!
 '''ALBINO:''' Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream?
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What? What does that mean?</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' Thats what you meant?
 '''ALBINO:''' ''{quick}'' Of course!
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' ''{hammy}'' Of COURSE!</blockquote>
 '''ZOO977:''' Albino, you're a genius!
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What? What does he mean? ''{getting angry}'' I demand someone tell me what he means!</blockquote>
 ''{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}''
 '''DOT:''' So what are we making today?
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' A nuclear bomb?<br />
 '''ZOO977:''' Wait, Is this a cooking show?
-'''DOT:''' I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera infront of us.
+'''DOT:''' I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera
-'''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a knife}'' I dont want to know. ''{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos are in bowls on a coffee table}''
+'''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a knife}'' I dont want to know.
 '''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Whats this?
 '''DOT:''' Just some creams we made!
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Too much information, Dot. Too much information</blockquote>
 '''YVONNE:''' You dont have warts!
@@ Line 54: / Line 74: @@
 '''DOT:''' These are food creams!
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' There are a million wrong ways I could read this exchange</blockquote>
 '''ZORAX:''' ''{eye lids lower}'' Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart?
@@ Line 60: / Line 80: @@
 '''ZORAX:''' He sent me the same email.
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That JERK!<br />
 '''ZOO977:''' Anyways, want to try some cream?
@@ Line 68: / Line 89: @@
 '''DOT:''' I dunno. ''{cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring}'' Some sugar!
+<blockquote>''{canned laughter from Remolay and Remadin}''</blockquote>
 {{zoo paper}}
 ==Easter Eggs==
@@ Line 75: / Line 96: @@
 :''{cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}''
 ==Fun Facts==
 *The cruise ship is a refference to the last email.
@@ Line 81: / Line 104: @@
 *This is the first instance of yvonne cooking.
-{{RiffText Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}
+{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}