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Remolay: This episode actually got a laugh at me, Well Done Zoo/Miss Peach

2011-05-22T05:28:04Z

This episode actually got a laugh at me, Well Done Zoo/Miss Peach

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==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Yvonne 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This should be short. 
'''REMADIN:''' This should be... interesting?</blockquote>
'''SETTING:''' Zoo's suite room, the suite kitchen
==Transcript==
''{cuts to zoo's suite room}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{singing to the tune of bidi bom}'' E-e-e-mail e-e-e-e-e-e-ma-ail! ''{opens an email.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You know what? I give up.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Yo. 

Do you like waffles? 
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Yeah I like waffles.</blockquote>
I sure do! 

Bai! 
''-LD''
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Ah, waffles. To me, its the funnel that parents feed the brocolli through.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What's wrong with Broccoli?</blockquote>
Truthfully, I HATE waffles,
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Kill! Kill the blasphemer!</blockquote>
lardy. But, Yvonne can fill you in with a great cookie recipe
<blockquote>''{Remadin gets out a pencil and paper}''</blockquote>
that will wash out the nasty flavor of waffles!

''{cuts to the kitchen. yvonne is there in a chefs hat}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Welcome back to Cooking Without Looking, where we teach you to make food with hazardous household materials</blockquote>
'''YVONNE:''' Hi, folks! I have a few recipes here to show you.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Only one was advertised and I demand only one recipe!</blockquote>
First off, theres the-

''{there is a zoom in on a tray. all of these swirly ccookies are on it, with red seperating the swirls}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' May your cookies run red with the blood of your enemies</blockquote>
'''YVONNE:''' -cinnamon pinwheel cookies.

''{zooms back out}''

'''YVONNE:''' first off, combind 1 cup of butter with 1 1/2 cups of flour with a blender.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This is suddenly my favorite recipe ever.</blockquote>
stir this in 1/2 a cup of sourcream.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' As disgusting as this sounds, it's probably about right.</blockquote>
fridgify this for 8 hours. ''{puts the mixture in a fridge}'' Lucky for you, zorax hacked into the camera system. Now, you don't have to watch me stand here for 8 hours!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Oh I hope to Valkyre that's not how it works.</blockquote>
''{the screen fades to black for a second. it then unfades}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No, I'm pretty sure that's sill a fade</blockquote>
'''YVONNE:''' You will need plenty of butter, all purpous flour,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' At least it's better than all porpoise flour</blockquote>
sour cream,, sugar, cinnamon, and water. First off, mix 3 tablespoons of sugar and and one table spoon of ground cinnamon. ''{puts some sugar and less cinnamon into a bag. she shakes it vigorously.}'' You can also make buttered toast and sprinkle this mixture on it!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What scares me is that this actually sounds like a good recipe and I'm tempted to try it</blockquote>
''{the screen shifts to zoo holding a plate with toast. it has some tan stuff on it. pans back}''

'''YVONNE:''' Sprinkle some flour onto your counter
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And ruin my perfectly good counter? I think not!</blockquote>
or cutting board. Like other cook show host, I already have done that. now, take half of the mixture, and flatten it into about a 20 by 7 inch rectangle. pour on half of the cinnamon sugar. ''{puts a rectangle of dough on the floured counter, begins putting on some of the cinnamon mixture.}'' Now, marissa and nicholas devised this recipe, so don't ask why we dont use it all at once.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't ask that about any recipe</blockquote>
Now, you roll it up. Because I get rally aggrivated
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I get them aggravated too, You don't see me gloating about it.</blockquote>
when doing this, we will skip some more.

''{the screen fades to a new view. yvonne is in front of an uncooked roll, the swirls seperated by red}''

'''YVONNE:''' Now, before rolling, I forgot to mention you roll frok mthe
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This one just hurts. I don't want to see another spelling mistake for the next 5 lines.</blockquote>
7 inch end instead of the 20 inch end. Now, do the exact sme
</blockquote>''{Remadin storms out of the room screaming}''</blockquote>
thing!

''{it fades to the same view, but with two rolls}''

'''YVONNE:''' Wrap these up tightly in plastic wrap, and fridgitize them. ''{wraps up the rolls, puts them in the fridge.}'' Now, while you are not watching. I will be doing this. ''{begins bouncing in the air, with her elbows at ninety degree angles. she raises one as she lowers the other, does the opposite, and repeats}'' Do-sha do-sha do-sha do-sha!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Maybe I'm just tired, But this is really funny to me.</blockquote>
''{it fades again to the kitchen. the rolls are on the table. yvonne is behind the rolls.}''

'''YVONNE:''' Chop these into 1/4 inch slices. ''{begins chopping the rolls quickly}'' While you do this, pre set the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit. ''{begins pressing buttons on the stove with her shoes. by now, the rolls are completely chopped up.}'' Put them about two inches apart on a cookie tray with parchment paper, and put them in the oven. bake them until they are golden brown. this is normally 20-25 minutes.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' There wasn't enough to riff here! This is a genuinely good recipe for Cinnamon cookies!</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the suite room}''

'''ZOO977:''' Isn't that a good recipe? Or were you too busy torchering your taste buds
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That only happens when I drink coffee</blockquote>
with waffles to make the recipe. Now, I need to make some finishing plans for dots birthday.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Can't forget the male stripper. 
'''REMADIN:''' ''{from far away}'' Dude, She's like 11!</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}
==Easter Eggs==
Click on the rolls at any point in the email to change them to purple. This applies for the cinnamon toast, too.
==Fun Facts==
*this recipe is from the 1984 Betty Crocker cookie book.
*Zoo has made this recipe in real life. He approves of this.
*Zoo also enjoys some cinnamon toast. Make that, too.

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